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martian

Game Moderator
Mod Boss
7841

May 27th 2013, 17:16:16

Thank you for registering your account to one of my junk email addresses. Although no actions will be taken right now, you can be sure that randomly one day in the future...POOOF
when you least expect it

++martian

you are all special in the eyes of fluff
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RUN IT IS A KILLER BUNNY!!!

New Member Dibs

Member
20

May 27th 2013, 18:13:24

let's see if we can babble to ourselves Dibs. Can you hear me now? or have the people responsible for attempting a totalitarian forum found out how to swat people properly?

Dibs Posts When He Wants To.
Mods Freak Out.
Watch News @ 11pm.
you do understand that I'm not even breaking a sweat yet?
http://m.bbc.co.uk/.../world-us-canada-22566525
Crazy Canadians.

New Member Dibs

Member
20

May 27th 2013, 18:14:15

apparently they are allowing this, or just lack the proper tools to enforce their bullfluff.

Dibs Posts When He Wants To.
Mods Freak Out.
Watch News @ 11pm.
you do understand that I'm not even breaking a sweat yet?
http://m.bbc.co.uk/.../world-us-canada-22566525
Crazy Canadians.

Patience

Member
1790

May 27th 2013, 18:21:43

*sigh* Dibs... good gawd, grow up. Seriously. What are you, 12???

I cannot see your signature - so if it's witty, put it in a post instead! :p

archaic: Patty, if it was you wearing it, I'd consider a fuzzy pink pig suit to be lingerie. Patty makes pork rock.

Patience

Member
1790

May 27th 2013, 18:25:14

I hate you right now for making me figure out where the ban button is. In all this time, this is the ONLY reason I've had to locate it. Do you feel special?

Don't answer that. Sit out your damned ban. Yeesh.

I cannot see your signature - so if it's witty, put it in a post instead! :p

archaic: Patty, if it was you wearing it, I'd consider a fuzzy pink pig suit to be lingerie. Patty makes pork rock.

Trife

Member
5817

May 27th 2013, 18:38:47

Originally posted by Drunken Dibs:

thank you for your lack of response regarding Dibs Ludicrous getting banned for racism nitwit. couldn't care less about getting banned or creating a new account to post under while I'm drinking because y'all suck at email validation. buzz off short fluff.

u wot m8???!?

Patience

Member
1790

May 27th 2013, 19:02:00

I'm a mod and I can't even figure out what he's talking about. I can't find any record of 'Dibs Ludicrous' being banned in the last 5 days... but he's certainly banned now. :p

I cannot see your signature - so if it's witty, put it in a post instead! :p

archaic: Patty, if it was you wearing it, I'd consider a fuzzy pink pig suit to be lingerie. Patty makes pork rock.

cyref

Member

EE Patron
852

May 27th 2013, 19:06:18

It's sad to see someone that has smarts but is so consumed by alcoholism that he uses blackouts as an excuse for his words and deeds.

👽

martian

Game Moderator
Mod Boss
7841

May 27th 2013, 19:24:57

bad patty. You banned my source of afternoon entertainment!!

you are all special in the eyes of fluff
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RUN IT IS A KILLER BUNNY!!!

CanaryJustice

New Member
11

May 27th 2013, 19:41:55

hurry ban ban ban

durr. how many new accounts do you get on the day when Dibs decides to get drunk.
Patty is wrong. Dibs was not evading any know ban on his account. he explicitly changed his password in an attempt to never visit this site ever again.
meh, he likes

CanaryJustice

New Member
11

May 27th 2013, 19:43:06

couldn't remember the password for my Canadian Justice account. it's probably blank because their is no Canadian Justice. i should try again.

CanaryJustice

New Member
11

May 27th 2013, 19:46:54

no. see. this is where Dibs posts when he's getting drunk. take your totalitarianism and shove it Patty.

CanaryJustice

New Member
11

May 27th 2013, 19:49:46

thought i saw a putty tat. I'm in charge until y'all give Patty the proper tools required to enforce her neurotic behavior on everybody.

CanaryJustice

New Member
11

May 27th 2013, 20:02:44

have i been banned by Lack of Patience yet?

Soultaker

Member
472

May 27th 2013, 20:05:40

bonus

CanaryJustice

New Member
11

May 27th 2013, 20:09:10

btw, public intoxication is probably just a misdemeanor and your offense at it is probably a federal crime. kinda prejudiced at them crazy drunks, aren't ya. ban them for evading a ban that wasn't there. good thing y'all have oil we might need.

CanaryJustice

New Member
11

May 27th 2013, 20:22:22

what I'm looking for is that earthempires.com is a legitimate business, pays the appropriate usage fees required for a business. maybe they do what they do because they are evading normal business rules. pirates at bay.

CanaryJustice

New Member
11

May 27th 2013, 20:34:37

did that fluff come to her senses and remove the ban for evading a fictitious ban to my account, or is she still PMSing and lacks proper access to Midol PM?

hi patty, this is Dibs. take your Midol PM.

Patience

Member
1790

May 27th 2013, 20:35:39

Originally posted by Drunken Dibs:

So first you say the name was banned, and you're posting under an alias... and now you're giving me a hard time because the name was never banned???

Good lord, Dibs. WTF? Go get yerself a hobby. This is just silly. I'd like to repeatedly poke myself in the eye with a fork for every time I defended you on these boards. *sigh*

I cannot see your signature - so if it's witty, put it in a post instead! :p

archaic: Patty, if it was you wearing it, I'd consider a fuzzy pink pig suit to be lingerie. Patty makes pork rock.

Marshal

Member
32,589

May 27th 2013, 20:36:16

oh boy.

mickster would have permabanned dibs already but mickster was old and grumpy w/o sense of humor.

Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

NOW3P: Morwen is a much harsher mistress than boredom....

CanaryJustice

New Member
11

May 27th 2013, 20:36:24

guess I'll need an account with Dibs in m
the name before the psychotic Canadian woman actually notices that I'm posting again.

Patty Sucks Dibs

New Member
4

May 27th 2013, 20:40:21

dang, they didn't validate my email addy for this account.
Ban That Patience.

you need to turn on signatures Patty.
i pretty much been telling you to take your segregated Canadian Ass out to the cleaners 2 accounts ago.

CanaryJustice

New Member
11

May 27th 2013, 20:45:33

still trying to distract me from proclaiming tbat insurance is only made to make rich people richer. for shame.

CanaryJustice

New Member
11

May 27th 2013, 20:46:41

Originally posted by Marshal:

oh boy.

mickster would have permabanned dibs already but mickster was old and grumpy w/o sense of humor.

and he didn't have the proper tools to do it with.

Patty Sucks Dibs

New Member
4

May 27th 2013, 20:49:32

he was a forgiving if somewhat tempormental basstage.

you need to turn on signatures Patty.
i pretty much been telling you to take your segregated Canadian Ass out to the cleaners 2 accounts ago.

Patience

Member
1790

May 27th 2013, 20:49:51

I'm not playing your game, Dibs, sorry. You'll have to find your jollies somewhere else. lol

I cannot see your signature - so if it's witty, put it in a post instead! :p

archaic: Patty, if it was you wearing it, I'd consider a fuzzy pink pig suit to be lingerie. Patty makes pork rock.

Patty Sucks Dibs

New Member
4

May 27th 2013, 20:51:36

you are playing my game. I'm in charge until you can actually enforce your stupid bans. you may be too blonde to understand it.

you need to turn on signatures Patty.
i pretty much been telling you to take your segregated Canadian Ass out to the cleaners 2 accounts ago.

Patty Sucks Dibs

New Member
4

May 27th 2013, 20:59:59

is somebody with Dibs in their name posting? regardless of whatever the heck you decided he wasn't alloed to post? shut the heck up. quit trying to infringe on my rights.

you need to turn on signatures Patty.
i pretty much been telling you to take your segregated Canadian Ass out to the cleaners 2 accounts ago.

PattSucksAnything

New Member
3

May 27th 2013, 21:29:16

i have a new account you psychotic fluff. and i did it without your permission. fluff.

too slow blondie. grow some tits.

Marshal

Member
32,589

May 27th 2013, 21:30:17

oh boy. gets even worse.

PattSucksAnything

New Member
3

May 27th 2013, 21:32:09

i feel sorry for you in 2 weeks when i send 500,000 new bot members down on your head simple because you are a blonde Canadian that doesn't understand their position. May the CIA grant you an exemption for being stooooooopid.

too slow blondie. grow some tits.

PattSucksAnything

New Member
3

May 27th 2013, 21:35:19

oh, hi Martian. try taking some Viagra before you decide to Express your masculinity again. it might make it look bigger and get me to cower in fear of being emasculated. though I'd just write it off as a normal sized Canadian fluff.

too slow blondie. grow some tits.

no

Member
16

May 27th 2013, 22:04:55

Dibs still banned?

hmmm. anniversary of Operation Overlord is June 6th.

no

Member
16

May 27th 2013, 22:06:13

oops, guess not you dumbass peckerheads. please remember to flush everytime you form a thought.

hmmm. anniversary of Operation Overlord is June 6th.

no

Member
16

May 27th 2013, 22:09:04

patty sucks hairy moise

btw, you've been mentioned as the most racist Canadian site on the internet because I'm a vile person that likes revenge.

hmmm. anniversary of Operation Overlord is June 6th.

no

Member
16

May 27th 2013, 22:11:43

course it could have something to do with you being yourselves. nah, you're just a bunch of Canadian Ass Pirates. weird we get that from? must've smelt something funky.

hmmm. anniversary of Operation Overlord is June 6th.

no

Member
16

May 27th 2013, 22:13:29

maybe it's dinner time and they're too bloated to use the keyboard and mouse properly. ban ban ban Dibs ban ban ban!

hmmm. anniversary of Operation Overlord is June 6th.

no

Member
16

May 27th 2013, 22:14:31

i can get free oil out of this disagreement.

hmmm. anniversary of Operation Overlord is June 6th.

no

Member
16

May 27th 2013, 22:22:34

have ya banned me again fluff?

hmmm. anniversary of Operation Overlord is June 6th.

no

Member
16

May 27th 2013, 22:23:52

dang. no ban. those mothers must be out stuffing their faces with maple syrup and canadian bacon.

hmmm. anniversary of Operation Overlord is June 6th.

no

Member
16

May 27th 2013, 22:30:46

btw, why that fluff ban me for evading a ban?

hmmm. anniversary of Operation Overlord is June 6th.

no

Member
16

May 27th 2013, 22:32:30

patty found bacon. that's worth at least an hour of posting before i get banned again for not evading a ban.

hmmm. anniversary of Operation Overlord is June 6th.

no

Member
16

May 27th 2013, 22:35:03

do you understand tbat i don't have any problems with avoiding a ban and telling you to fluff off with your totalitarianism?

hmmm. anniversary of Operation Overlord is June 6th.

galleri

Game Moderator
Primary, Express, Tourney, & FFA
14,358

May 27th 2013, 22:40:46

dangit patty...
that was mine and martian's entertainment. :P And you gave him what he wanted.

<cloud-rasp> It’s real bad
<cloud-rasp> DDOSing my DESTOCK

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

no

Member
16

May 27th 2013, 22:41:04

if they were really intelligent, they'd give me my own vitual space so i could rave like a lunatic without offending anybody. oh, well, so much for that idea.

hmmm. anniversary of Operation Overlord is June 6th.

galleri

Game Moderator
Primary, Express, Tourney, & FFA
14,358

May 27th 2013, 22:42:41

maybe? no means yes!

<cloud-rasp> It’s real bad
<cloud-rasp> DDOSing my DESTOCK

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

no

Member
16

May 27th 2013, 22:47:36

In 2 weeks, Earth Empires will be suffering minor technical difficulties due to an exuberant number of new players that Dibs Ludicrous has recommended come here to learn basic math because he was improperly banned by a dipfluff blonde.

hmmm. anniversary of Operation Overlord is June 6th.