May 7th 2013, 14:32:03
Yep, I can just see it now.
"Star Trek: Forward to the Past"
An old nemesis of Kirk has come back to end Kirk's career once and for all (again).
Act 2, Scene 36. The Enterprise has just been forced into a unseen time vortex after being heavily damaged by a photon torpedo.
Sulu: Captain, we have just emerged from the exit aperture.
Kirk: Uhura, anything in range?
Uhura: There appears to be a small moon orbiting a gas giant. Range is 2.46 AU.
Kirk: On screen.
The moon is displayed on the view screen, but it's too small to make out.
Kirk: Magnify.
The picture zooms in, and the "moon" can now clearly be seen.
Spock: That is not a moon. That is a space station.
The theater implodes from all the nerds simultaneously inhaling to their lungs' maximum capacity in preparation for screaming "WTF".
I am a troll. Everything I say must be assumed to be said solely to provoke an exaggerated reaction to the current topic. I fully intend to bring absolutely no substance to any discussion, ongoing or otherwise. Conversing with me is pointless.