Hello Friends and Family -

We at theBOMB have been thinking about you all and we wanted to provide the most important events of Alliance Round 68. For those that are just returning to the game or fell asleep in the boring place that you currently call your home, please see the below!

https://vimeo.com/534890263

This sums up, 100%, how the round has gone. All unbiased and accurate as it happened. Some of you made a cameo in our video and we appreciate your support as always. Some notes for a select few to make your experience better:

1. Gains - turn your volume on. It's that little speaker icon on the bottom right, or if on mobile the buttons on the side.
2. En4 - <3 (still the best netter of all time)
3. SoF & Mercs - Send me a private message when you finish watching the video. Have your application handy, trust me.
4. LaF - We accept your surrender this round.
5. TheBomb - You heroes. You pieces of art. You men of men. *salute*

Hopefully there is more to come before all fun is sapped from the game, driven by the frat mentality that is currently making the rules on this server.

Your Servant,
ZEN
CNB would have put this more eloquently

Round 68 Summary:

DEAD

That video wasn't as good as the others, mostly because all you did was get some easy kills at the beginning and than got rolled over the entire reset. Overall, I am not impressed. This should conclude your beef.

Man dont listen to the haters. Did you have fun? I know I did. It was a pretty fun war.11/10

Wait....it was a war????

War dec was posted.

I'll be damned....

Let me lay your questions to rest.

1. Good point KoH. That was not a war. Just a battle, that we handedly won, part of a very long war.
2. Our beef will be concluded when our request is met. Gains knows the deal and we offer it every set.
3. Lastly, bragging about how you killed 7 players with 35 isn't something to be proud of. Sad really that it took you as long as you did. I think that was pretty clear, but clarification is presented per request.
4. Yes it was fun BC. A LOT of fun.

With Love,
ZEN
Did you see CNB? Dude eats dodo birds.

I'm just fluffing with y'all, I had fun too 😝

1. No you are not iMag
2. No you cannot have a pact with iMag (it is imaginary, like your manhood :P)

Get off iMag's combo snack. Like SoF has trade claim to "speedkill"...all 4 points above are trade marked to iMag.
Thank you for reading.

HA! I APPROVE OF THIS! AS LONG AS MANY EXPLOSIONS ARE BEING HAD BY ALL THE WORLD IS AS IT SHOULD BE. EVEN ANKLE BITERS CAN BE EXPLODED FOR THE GLORY OF THE INFINITE MONKEYS!

JIM DANGER,
DANGER HEAD OF POINTLESS POSTING PONTIFICATION
THE MIGHTY CLAN |DANGER!|*


*a wholly owned subsidiary of Taco Corp.

The alliance may be comprised of 35 members, but there were not 35 members attacking you. In the beginning when you committed suicide perhaps, after that, as you can tell most of our members have been too large to attack you. Basically the same 7-10 people have been hitting you the entire reset. So don't make it seem as though it was an unfair advantage or as if you were up against the odds, you put yourself there in the first place Zen.

For me, I liked putting in the hits. I could do this each and every reset, you'll never wear me down.

SaintFattyPatties (#20) (LaF)
Net Worth: $5,863,253
Attacks: 1,233

Huge improvement. I am sad that you used the best movie ever made and butchered it :-/
At the same time im happy you reminded me how awesome 300 is. Tonights movie to watch!


I keep telling you that we are not going to give you galleris knickers.

I won't be netting next set so i will join you in the quest for most kills/hits!

Nice, I'll have 3 chasing me down!

Sounds like a good time. psh rookie numbers karnage.

Humanitarians is a dreaded foe.

I didn't read the responses, but I assume you all agreed with my assessment. Really doesn't matter. Had you disagreed, you would have been wrong.

So it's unanimous. TheBOMB 1 LAF 0.

Forever Yours,
ZEN
CNB Is Not A 38 Year Old Virgin

I concur.

Get a kill or three for me! I'm off until mid-July/August.

yawnz @ TheBUMB

woo

Till next time; it’s a wrap!

Stay sexy BigP.

Who the hell eats dodobirds and fluffs in public? wtf? what the hell is wrong with you guys???

also I don't know which one of you goober butt darts made the video, but you forgot a lot of stuff in your "recap."

If you want to be the EE historians now, at least include everything:

1. Return of Slagpit (Doing Great work)
2. Bug losing dev access again (for being a corrupt POS)
3. En4cer dying like a lil fluff and likely losing the NW record to whoever 189 is. (looking like 1.3B+ if i had to guess)

It's 77 times. You can't count.

5. Chevs/Real_Man getting deleted with ZEN/ChuckNorrisBeard in tournament for CHEATING by blatantly doing market transfers to win a solo server but still failing.

lol, what? proof?

also this appears to be an alliance recap video, glad to see your IQ is still room temperature

What happened, Chevs? Did the mice eat your tongue?
🤐

In that case #4 is invalid.

I just connect dots, I mean, you can always open your profiles and shut me up 👍

I can confirm it was me not zen. No idea who confirmed who is who to you. I guess BlueCow = Zen to some mod or game admin. Sorry if they fed you wrong information.
For some odd reason my country isnt even showing up in my highscores profile for tourny which is odd.

Chevs also grabbed my fluff!

true. i was wrong there. fixed.

Human psychology is a beautiful thing, sorry I threw you under the bus in order to get the real slim shady to stand up, ZEN 😉

Bad Hawk, BAD!

The tech was at a good price. Could not pass it up.

https://imgur.com/nSpwmXA

The key to playing a successful rep casher has always been to get that sweet $4888 and $4488 Agri tech on the last and second last day of the reset. Nobody gets that, kudos!

https://imgur.com/J6Y9wfH

Also that $6811 Indy tech did some mighty fine work for your country, Hawk....err.....ZEN.......err......BlueCow.

KoH this is the most effort I’ve ever saw you make. Focus that energy and you can finish top 100!

You should see my rep cashers. They are indy/farm heavy so I dont go in the red while running turns.
It is currently working in primary.

I sometimes throw rigs into them.

Don't take goobers from me and add butts to the end to make it yours.

True 😝

Ah yeah, Chevs shows up and an otherwise fun thread instantly turns into pure cancer. Chevs could make cholera worse just by showing up.

Serious question chevs, in your entire life has ANYONE ever been glad to see you?

The Chevs theme song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xmRWj7gJEU

Your wife maybe?

or spouse... No idea how you swing.

Shoot posted this on the wrong account.

Wait....the only place I'm missing a top 100 is FFA ... And I don't play FFA ..... So..... I can continue my Le Chevs punching..... Since he wishes he was a frenchman .... And lives in America's France....

Who could this be?

https://imgur.com/JwzLQDu

https://imgur.com/2dlOaX2


Retart is french for retard, Everyone knows that, right? Chevs lives in that place that wishes it was in france, I recall seeing his McDonald's reciept for Le Big Mac somewhere, but I guess my lack of top 100 in FFA is more relevant 🤐

LMAO this was amazing burn, savage lol. 10/10 I’m still laughing. KoH should take notes. I think his insults aren’t as good because deep down he’s a fanboy

But I'm not insulting, I'm making points, big difference.

Whatever makes you happy, fanboy.

That's the reaction I wanted from you, thanks for making my day 🤐

Oh I was just trying to be funny.

Could you change your name next set from TheBOMB to the LameDUCKS