Nov 17th 2010, 18:08:04
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THE GOSPEL OF LINCOLN
In the beginning, an evil curse lay upon the server. LaEx serpentined their evil thorns throughout the top ten. Any who dared fight them or attempted to reach the top ten were consumed at set end in the crossfires of their suicidal multies. Then he arrived and detected the stench of their villainy. He cried out against them, but the Great Admins believed him not. He was derided by the mob whose vile tongues hurled racist epithets at him. Just as Laocoon was consumed by neptune, gregg was snapped at by the Liars and their Abettors and Enablers. The powers-that-be ignored the tempest in the lightly regarded server. Just as Cassandra lay crying in the wilderness, so too gregg's warnings went unheeded and LaEx was ushered through the gates of the fortress, Express. But then, mirabile dictu, amidst the thunders of a far away battle, LaE was brought under suspicion. Considering the facts before them the Great Admins took gregg's proofs and laid waste forever to the reputation of LaE and its evil stillborn,
LaEx.
All men of good character on ffa and alliance burned their LaE membership cards and joined other clans. Having cleansed the site of evil, gregg retired to his office in the clouds.
But on this server, LaEx was not yet done. Though they feared to cheat on the other severs they continued with their multies and set-end suicides on Express. They continued with homophilic lies and false attacks on those who had seen gregg's proofs.
However, as always happens, evil destroyed itself.
Laex's high HOW, the grand anti-semite, HWCNG, confessed that LaEx was still cheating at Express. Though some mods dared not act for fear their ffa clans would die, the noble slagpit feared naught. After the Great LaE cheating Scandal slagpit volunteered to play the little server. once he started playing Express, slagpit became enchanted with the server but distressed about the shadowy presences and suspicious actions. Many times, noble slagpit invoked the name of gregg imploring him to come back, to no avail. Finally, in desperation and inspired by his boyhood arch villain, LaEx Luthor, noble slagpit declared an express set where all should name their countries after gregg and LaEx. The players were fearful and not many dared mock LaEx. But then, miracle of miracles, wonder of wonders, gregg reappeared to thank noble slagpit.
Joyfully, noble slagpit declared the following set would be called the GREGG server. He declared that the outcome would be the test of truth. Just as in ancient times, truth was to be determined by virility and strength, by burning at the stake or striding away unscathed, noble slagpit pitted those who believed gregg versus those who falsely clung to the faint hope that LaEx was a myth. The outcome was pre-ordained. The greggs set the new record for NW by an individual and placed three in the top ten. LaEx acheived nada.
Nada.
Having once again cleansed the server, gregg retired to his office high among the clouds.
noble slagpit remained.
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