I just saw the most pathetic thing ever

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Nov 5th 2019, 17:31:47

Strike decided to kill my fatty. Now get this 0 SDI, less the 200k for both Turrets and Troops and it took him almost 2 hours to complete the kill.

Dude, people on this board could have killed that country in less than 15 seconds.

what a joke noob.

horndog

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Nov 5th 2019, 17:35:13

You had over 3 billion on hand and you were walling.. Not to mention you had a ridiculous population because of your build. Dont be mad that you lost the war and your dreams of becoming the number 1 spot has evaporated even though you spent 3 billion on troops bro.

I get it though. I would be pissed too if i lost 300k acres

Edited By: horndog on Nov 5th 2019, 17:40:29

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Nov 5th 2019, 17:56:08

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Nov 5th 2019, 14:35:36
Woah there we do war too sons. Apply at IMP we'll farm the farmers together. >:D Especially if youre that one guy from IANB tag.

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Nov 5th 2019, 17:57:57

Originally posted by horndog:

clearly, you do not know me well enough to know that I could care less about netting. It is only a way to pass the time when you are not killing. so thanks for making sure I am not bored the rest of the set.

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Nov 5th 2019, 18:11:33

Everyone was likely waiting on us to detah him anyway and save them the turns and hassle.

Carry on about your netting, guys. Happy to help as usual

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Nov 5th 2019, 18:16:26

FFA ~ Ares
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#JJosh on your server

smegma

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Nov 5th 2019, 18:51:26

Originally posted by horndog:

ROFL. dude, I had like 100m on hand and the 3 billion was food on the market. if you had a clue how to war, I would have been dead long before I could recall my bushels and sell them on the private market.

BTW, when doing a kill run, you are aware that you can open up multiple windows, right?

to quote the great Bugs Bunny "what a maroon".

smegma

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Nov 5th 2019, 19:00:22

geez again, why is my guy still alive after all this time.

will someone teach this clown how to do a proper kill run?

Hellrush

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Nov 5th 2019, 19:01:01

2 hours to kill a country????

Someone most be a newbie 2 mins maybe 2 hours is a joke.

smegma

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Nov 5th 2019, 19:04:32

no it was clearly 2 hrs. I have my news to back it up.

heck on this kill run, I got up went to the kitchen, carved off a slice of leftover ham, threw it in the microwave, came back and he still hasn't killed me.

pathetic.

Hellrush

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Nov 5th 2019, 19:09:43

Takes me 2 mins because I use a cell phone. 2 hours what are you using 14 kbit/s dial up. Boy I miss those days on earth.

smegma

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Nov 5th 2019, 19:10:16

eating my ham now and he cannot even kill me when I am not even at my computer to wall.

serious loser.

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Nov 5th 2019, 19:11:50

Originally posted by Hellrush:

Takes me 2 mins because I use a cell phone. 2 hours what are you using 14 kbit/s dial up. Boy I miss those days on earth.

that is what I am saying, the noob is clueless. I do quicker kill runs on my cell. not as fast as you but certainly not 2 hrs.

smegma

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Nov 5th 2019, 19:19:14

this kill run has been 23 minutes and is still going on. I am going to go get another slab of ham.

what a loser.

horndog

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Nov 5th 2019, 19:20:26

Originally posted by Hellrush:

2 hours to kill a country????

Someone most be a newbie 2 mins maybe 2 hours is a joke.

I farmed him before while he was online.. then he started to attack me.. Thats when i decided to kill him, it was unplanned and i didnt have a lot of missiles. The joke is i have been warring all set while he has been bulking up.. I killed him. Smegma is the joke.

horndog

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Nov 5th 2019, 19:21:07

and i have been walling the entire time.. its like 5 vs 1 and they have only killed 1 country because they used 500 chems..

lol..

smegma

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Nov 5th 2019, 19:23:47

Originally posted by horndog:

Originally posted by Hellrush:

2 hours to kill a country????

Someone most be a newbie 2 mins maybe 2 hours is a joke.

ummm 0 sdi and less that 200k Tur and Tr is hardly building up. Keep them jokes coming. oh wait, you are the joke.

horndog

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Nov 5th 2019, 19:27:15

Originally posted by smegma:

Originally posted by horndog:

Originally posted by Hellrush:

2 hours to kill a country????

Someone most be a newbie 2 mins maybe 2 hours is a joke.

ummm 0 sdi and less that 200k Tur and Tr is hardly building up. Keep them jokes coming. oh wait, you are the joke.

you are an idiot.. i didnt have many missiles because i have already killed like 7 countries this set.. you were online and couldnt even wall right.. lol lol llol

smegma

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Nov 5th 2019, 19:30:09

missiles? I was running a Demo and you are Teching. you should be building more new missiles in a kill run than I created all set.

you really just do not get it do you?

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Nov 5th 2019, 19:30:51

good ham.

horndog

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Nov 5th 2019, 19:33:10

Originally posted by smegma:

missiles? I was running a Demo and you are Teching. you should be building more new missiles in a kill run than I created all set.

you really just do not get it do you?

why does it matter how many missile you created? you didnt do fluff all. good players will attack back. You just spent your 3 billion and walled and still lost. You didnt wall and you didnt retal.\

Pathetic performance all around

smegma

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Nov 5th 2019, 19:36:47

meh, never claimed to be good at war. never claimed to be good at netting. I just enjoy war more than netting.

but I can sure as heck do a kill run in less than 2 hrs. and that is on the can with my cell phone.

pathetic.

Hellrush

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Nov 5th 2019, 19:38:17

He is know hitting us too IMP.

smegma

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Nov 5th 2019, 19:46:44

moron does not even know enough to stick to one target before moving on to the next.

pathetic.

The_Hawk

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Nov 5th 2019, 19:56:21

Dont worry horndog. I get off of school in a couple hours. I'll help them out.

https://ibb.co/BTF4KkJ
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Red X

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Nov 5th 2019, 20:01:25

Originally posted by horndog:

and i have been walling the entire time.. its like 5 vs 1 and they have only killed 1 country because they used 500 chems..

lol..

You will be on all restarts soon enough horndog.

IMP is a war alliance like NBK. good luck stonewalling, you are going to need it...

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Red X

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Nov 5th 2019, 20:08:01

but horndog you want to die, so who are we kidding otherwise you would not be doing this.

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Nov 5th 2019, 20:24:06

Red X speaks the truth. (even if he is a douche). ;)

Red X

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Nov 5th 2019, 20:28:49

Originally posted by smegma:

Red X speaks the truth. (even if he is a douche). ;)

I feel the &hearts;

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The_Hawk

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Nov 5th 2019, 20:40:49

First he came for marshal and no one cared.
Next he came for other one man tags and no one batted an eye.
Now he comes for smegma and now must die.

You had an ok run.

https://ibb.co/BTF4KkJ
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Hellrush

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Nov 5th 2019, 20:44:38

Originally posted by The_Hawk:

First he came for marshal and no one cared.
Next he came for other one man tags and no one batted an eye.
Now he comes for smegma and now must die.

You had an ok run.

He is trying for me too Hawk.

Hellrush

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Nov 5th 2019, 20:49:58

He is losing 34k spies per fail ops. That 1 spal per fail ops. Kiss his spies goodbye it’s funny. I like to know if he realizes.

horndog

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Nov 5th 2019, 20:52:50

Originally posted by Hellrush:

He is losing 34k spies per fail ops. That 1 spal per fail ops. Kiss his spies goodbye it’s funny. I like to know if he realizes.

thats ok.. i already blew up around 50k acres of yours. well worth the price ;)

Red X

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Nov 5th 2019, 20:54:32

Originally posted by horndog:

Originally posted by Hellrush:

He is losing 34k spies per fail ops. That 1 spal per fail ops. Kiss his spies goodbye it’s funny. I like to know if he realizes.

thats ok.. i already blew up around 50k acres of yours. well worth the price ;)

Why did you even start hitting IMP and PeaceN

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Hellrush

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Nov 5th 2019, 20:54:59

Originally posted by horndog:

Originally posted by Hellrush:

He is losing 34k spies per fail ops. That 1 spal per fail ops. Kiss his spies goodbye it’s funny. I like to know if he realizes.

thats ok.. i already blew up around 50k acres of yours. well worth the price ;)

Ask me if a care

horndog

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Nov 5th 2019, 20:55:44

Originally posted by Red X:

Originally posted by horndog:

Originally posted by Hellrush:

He is losing 34k spies per fail ops. That 1 spal per fail ops. Kiss his spies goodbye it’s funny. I like to know if he realizes.

thats ok.. i already blew up around 50k acres of yours. well worth the price ;)

Why did you even start hitting IMP and PeaceN

IMP threatened me and Hellrush started to smack talk.

Red X

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Nov 5th 2019, 20:56:41

Originally posted by horndog:

Originally posted by Red X:

Originally posted by horndog:

Originally posted by Hellrush:

He is losing 34k spies per fail ops. That 1 spal per fail ops. Kiss his spies goodbye it’s funny. I like to know if he realizes.

thats ok.. i already blew up around 50k acres of yours. well worth the price ;)

Why did you even start hitting IMP and PeaceN

IMP threatened me and Hellrush started to smack talk.

Ok, well enjoy the war while it last. I know you was looking for one.

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Hellrush

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Nov 5th 2019, 20:57:36

How did I smack talk you?

patriottawnn

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Nov 5th 2019, 21:00:20

hellrush hasn't rushed for India Mike Papa

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Nov 5th 2019, 21:00:56

Originally posted by Hellrush:

Originally posted by The_Hawk:

First he came for marshal and no one cared.
Next he came for other one man tags and no one batted an eye.
Now he comes for smegma and now must die.

You had an ok run.

He is trying for me too Hawk.

I gotcha after I bomb this test.

https://ibb.co/BTF4KkJ
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patriottawnn

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Nov 5th 2019, 21:02:09

there's a toga ceremony, the dungeon and chain hell week, and most definitely the most important one at all, dress like a clown and send the rest of us pics doing the most insane 5 deeds in our alma mater

Red X

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Nov 5th 2019, 21:18:33

Originally posted by The_Hawk:

Originally posted by Hellrush:

Originally posted by The_Hawk:

First he came for marshal and no one cared.
Next he came for other one man tags and no one batted an eye.
Now he comes for smegma and now must die.

You had an ok run.

He is trying for me too Hawk.

I gotcha after I bomb this test.

Man you better pass that fluff.

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The_Hawk

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Nov 5th 2019, 21:29:35

Originally posted by Red X:

Originally posted by The_Hawk:

Originally posted by Hellrush:

Originally posted by The_Hawk:

First he came for marshal and no one cared.
Next he came for other one man tags and no one batted an eye.
Now he comes for smegma and now must die.

You had an ok run.

He is trying for me too Hawk.

I gotcha after I bomb this test.

Man you better pass that fluff.

He dropped the whole history of fish with every spp. Wants us to know every family name and such. He didn't even give use the 600 page guide until 1 am.

Either it is a sick joke or he thinks we can memorize them all.

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horndog

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Nov 5th 2019, 21:58:04

Its almost funny if you go to news and type in CM and my clan name.... And to think i probably disarmed like 800 CMs before they attacked

smegma

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Nov 5th 2019, 22:01:26

Originally posted by The_Hawk:

Originally posted by Red X:

Originally posted by The_Hawk:

Originally posted by Hellrush:

Originally posted by The_Hawk:

First he came for marshal and no one cared.
Next he came for other one man tags and no one batted an eye.
Now he comes for smegma and now must die.

You had an ok run.

He is trying for me too Hawk.

I gotcha after I bomb this test.

Man you better pass that fluff.

You can do it... Mike Ross...

Red X

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Nov 5th 2019, 22:02:17

Originally posted by smegma:

Originally posted by The_Hawk:

Originally posted by Red X:

Originally posted by The_Hawk:

Originally posted by Hellrush:

Originally posted by The_Hawk:

First he came for marshal and no one cared.
Next he came for other one man tags and no one batted an eye.
Now he comes for smegma and now must die.

You had an ok run.

He is trying for me too Hawk.

I gotcha after I bomb this test.

Man you better pass that fluff.

You can do it... Mike Ross...

Hawk has got this fluff, he just needs to have faith in himself

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smegma

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Nov 5th 2019, 22:15:49

Hawk be good people. I have faith in him.

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Nov 5th 2019, 23:17:25

Good luck hawk

Looks like we be keeping up relations

Prime even op’d me.

Time to die, repeatedly even. Enjoy.