I have recovered the rusty spoon from the bottom of a box full of crap in my attic. I have a hunger for spleen. In the name of all that is fluffY prepare to defend yourself!

AZ!
(Amazing Zarkon!)

haven't seen that name in a long time.

It has been quite a while. Nice thing you've got set up here - but seems a little empty.

OMG... hiya! :D

OMG - Hi back at you. Patience indeed if you're still herding these cats!

lol Well, not herding so much as cajoling. ;) They get away with a lot more nowadays!

omgz... long time no see.

ps sucks to your azzmar!

SUCKS TO YOUR AZZMAR!

As I recall when this whole thing started, you were terrorizing the refugees hanging on for dear life to the old boards as Mehul brought up the new boards. Here we are like a decade or so later, and there is an entirely new set of boards and you are running them. I BOW TO YOUR VICTORY!

CONfluffED> I even have the EAT song and rulez stashed away:)

remember this?

Q: What is EAT?
A: EAT or E(vil) A(narchistic) T(yrants)

Q: What is EAT about?
A: The goal of EAT: Total domination of all inferior forms of government. This includes any goverment that is not Tyranny.

Q: Is that all?
A: EAT is more than a government it is a way of life. Each EAT member is the head of EAT. Anyone who would accept anything less is not qualified to be a member!

Q: Are you on crack? Tyranny is a sucky weak and inferior government!
A: You are a sadly misinformed hippie casher type aren't you. KILL THE PIG BASH HER IN! When you give EAT all your land your pitiful casher government will not go anywhere!!! I WILL EAT YOUR SPLEEN WITH MY RUSTY SPOON!!!

Q: Really?
A: Really. The whole strategy to EAT is to completely abuse and ravage any and all casher-types for the first part of the reset and secure a solid and insurmountable lead before they really start to see returns on their cashing and stockpiling and so forth.

Q: Where did EAT get it's start?
A: It actually started when they moved the forums over to the new boards and the old boards were still up for a little while.

Q: Who started EAT?
A: Mostly some foul-tempered megalomaniac little green dude. ;)

Q: So is this just an AT thing or is it real?
A: I don't think that EAT has ever stomped into 1A for real. EAT has definitely been very active at times in the tourney in the past. Yes OK Mr. Rep, going to make that jump? BLAMMO I TAKE YOUR ACRES AND TECH AND LEAVE YOU CRYING FOR MOMMY!!!

Q: Didn't this all take place in the long-long ago?
A: Yes. BUT EAT WILL NOT DIE! EAT will rise again. All other forms of government are inferior and are nothing more than food for the beast. Actually to be serious, Tyranny used to be the best government, if played aggressively it was completely able to stomp all over the other strong gov't (casher rep). Mehul did his magic and really de-fanged tyranny. But in it's current form, I think Tyr is ready to rise again! The trick to it is to be PHAT! Very PHAT! That's usually the trick to everything in this game, and tyr let's you do it pretty nicely.

Q: What's with the whole asthma thing?
A: If you are in EAT you will close all posts with SUCKS TO YOUR AZZMAR! If you omit this, I WILL EAT YOUR SPLEEN WITH MY RUSTY SPOON! You should occasionally reference killing the pig and bashing her in, but this is more for style than actually a requirement.

SUCKS TO YOUR AZZMAR!

Amazing Zarkon!
Head of EAT

++martian
minister of propeganda and sneaky stuff for EAT
sucks to your azzmar!
:P

And now, an improvisational Haiku:

Phat cashing demo
We dine with a rusty spoon
Sucks to your azzmar

and this
Who runs the fattest strat?
Who kills
Republics like gnats?
We do! We do!
Who doesn't take any crap?
Who keeps martian under wrap?
We do! We do!
Who makes Adam
Sandler a star?
Who turns Commies
into char?
We do! We do!
Who likes tanks
and troops and jets?
Who makesMonarchies their pets?
We do! We do!
SUCKS TO YOUR AZZMAR!

I hypothetically may or may not have a little country bubbling in the tourney that is suffering from a botched commie start that may or may not come out blazing in a day or so when turns max.

The pickings look pretty slim, not sure if the sheep:player ratio is going to be as satisfactory as it was in the bottom tiers of the old tourney ladder.

SUCKS TO YOUR AZZMAR!

(That post is a hoot, real blast from the past)

the second one I had a bunch of people in a bar singing..:P

It's amazing the stuff I have stored on the sof site lol.

Something here is not right. martian "thinks" he runs the boards :P

MARTIAN WAS HERE!

:P

KILL THE PIG! BASH HER IN!!!

Sucks to your azzmar!

The green man is apparently mellowing with age...