Announcement: New FFA Clan - Earth Empires Forum

Klopek

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101

Jul 29th 2011, 0:57:21

Hello Everyone,

I am the founder and fearless leader of a new FFA clan. We are called the Fun Unicorn Clan.

We believe that the only way forward is to lend a helping hand to our neighbours. We do not war. We do not kill. We do not speak negatively about others. We are here to help YOU. We are here to LOVE you.

P.S. Fear us!

Dragon

Member
3712

Jul 29th 2011, 1:01:57

I'd be really tempted to add the word Kids to the end of that clan name, personally.

Fun
Unicorn
Clan
Kids

That would be excellent.

GL to you and welcome to the jungle. :)

Klopek

Member
101

Jul 29th 2011, 1:04:31

Thank you for your suggestion. I will agree to the name change if you agree to be CEO of this clan.

Bsnake

Member
4287

Jul 29th 2011, 1:05:00

i was with him till the "fearless leader" part

then i pissed my pants....

and was thinking the same thing as Dragon...

<bsnake> 68,270,386 turrets whats that in NW??
<Crippler> 115m NW
<Bsnake> 38 mill NW nub... thanks for your netting advice.. Stick to killing nub

Klopek

Member
101

Jul 29th 2011, 1:06:59

Bsnake, I can tell you're being sarcastic. You can be President of the clan.

P.S. I hope the reason you wet your pants isn't because you fear us. Join us and leave the fear behind.

Dragon

Member
3712

Jul 29th 2011, 1:09:51

Originally posted by Klopek:

Thank you for your suggestion. I will agree to the name change if you agree to be CEO of this clan.

Thanks for the offer but I have my little delinquents to lord over in ESD.

But I think bsnake would agree that a cool merger name would be

Fun
Unicorn
Clan
Kids
of
Earth's
Screaming
Demons

That would make for a tag like fluffoESD

That would be epic.

Klopek

Member
101

Jul 29th 2011, 1:12:33

Dragon, your diplomatic skills are impressive. Would you consider abandoning your clan for something BIG? Something larger than life? Help us eliminate the filth and the war. Come join us, you can even rename your title if you don't like CEO.

JJosh

Member
1140

Jul 29th 2011, 1:14:33

3p!c

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Bsnake

Member
4287

Jul 29th 2011, 1:14:57

lol too funny ;)

good to see new clans...

I think most people would prefer to see

fluffoBsnake... :)

<bsnake> 68,270,386 turrets whats that in NW??
<Crippler> 115m NW
<Bsnake> 38 mill NW nub... thanks for your netting advice.. Stick to killing nub

Klopek

Member
101

Jul 29th 2011, 1:17:18

I don't know what all this fluff talk is about. We will get around Slagpit's ludicrous censors.

I feel good about this venture. So far we are:

Klopek - founder and fearless leader
Dragon - CEO and spewer of FIRE
Bsnake - President
Josh - Director and Enforcer of Peace

NightShade

Member
2095

Jul 29th 2011, 1:19:45

o_0

I'd go with something like FKD's name. Formally United Contract Killers ;)

SOTA • GNV
SOTA President
http://sota.ghqnet.com

a.k.a. Stryke

Originally posted by Bsnake:

I was sitting there wondering how many I could kill with one set of chopsticks

Klopek

Member
101

Jul 29th 2011, 1:20:26

No, no, no! Our clan does not kill!

NightShade

Member
2095

Jul 29th 2011, 1:21:14

Aw, damn... :)

SOTA • GNV
SOTA President
http://sota.ghqnet.com

a.k.a. Stryke

Originally posted by Bsnake:

I was sitting there wondering how many I could kill with one set of chopsticks

braden

Member
11,480

Jul 29th 2011, 1:22:21

how does jjosh enforce the peace?

JJosh

Member
1140

Jul 29th 2011, 1:25:13

no... mrford and rockman keep the peace *tryin to keep straight faced

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Klopek

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Jul 29th 2011, 1:25:29

Originally posted by braden:

how does jjosh enforce the peace?

With delicate political savvy and tender words but if that fails, peaceful brute force will be used.

Dragon

Member
3712

Jul 29th 2011, 1:27:05

Originally posted by Klopek:

LOL!!!!! I think most of the server might disagree with your assessment of my "diplomatic skills".

At any rate, I'll have a chat with the guys and see if we can extend a pact to you. If you're serious about getting a new clan on the server, I think it would be great to give you a chance to get on your feet.

JJosh

Member
1140

Jul 29th 2011, 1:27:15

For
Unlawful
Carnal
Knowledge

or

Fun
Under
clan
Klopek

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JJosh

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Jul 29th 2011, 1:28:06

Klopek, you could apply to our clan... lol
we'd even accept KKlopek
epic
o
o
l

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Klopek

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101

Jul 29th 2011, 1:30:56

Originally posted by Dragon:

LOL!!!!! I think most of the server might disagree with your assessment of my "diplomatic skills".

I'd be happy to have a word with these troublemakers.

Originally posted by Dragon:

At any rate, I'll have a chat with the guys and see if we can extend a pact to you. If you're serious about getting a new clan on the server, I think it would be great to give you a chance to get on your feet.

Serious is my middle name. But, you have quickly become an indispensable and integral part of the clan so I can only see it going forward if you accept my offer. Also, you may need to commit to running 200 countries, otherwise we will be a very tiny clan and it would be difficult to enforce peace.

Klopek

Member
101

Jul 29th 2011, 1:31:40

Originally posted by JJosh:

Klopek, you could apply to our clan... lol
we'd even accept KKlopek
epic
o
o
l

Kind Klopek?

JJosh

Member
1140

Jul 29th 2011, 1:32:17

200... oh yea... more than 16... that's naughty

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braden

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Jul 29th 2011, 1:35:18

how many will you run as the founder and fearless leader?

Klopek

Member
101

Jul 29th 2011, 1:35:53

Originally posted by braden:

how many will you run as the founder and fearless leader?

Only 1 but I will be doing a lot of important work behind the scenes.

Dragon

Member
3712

Jul 29th 2011, 1:37:37

Yeah, running more than 16 is frowned upon. If you're not someone yanking our chains and are REALLY serious, size isn't everything.

As far as "enforcing the peace", better eat your Wheaties before you try that "enforcing". Clans like NBK, who I don't always see eye to eye with are professionals when it comes to warring. To "enforce" ANYTHING on this server, you either have to have them on YOUR side or go thru them.

And going thru them would likely be........problematic.

JJosh

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1140

Jul 29th 2011, 1:39:53

yet a very fun facet of the game... a war game btw...

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JJosh

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Jul 29th 2011, 1:40:11

dragon, you folks have an irc?

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Dragon

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Jul 29th 2011, 1:42:53

No we don't. We're pretty much just 3 players and a Hack who calls himself Leader who play for fun.

We DO have a boxcar site, but we're far too lazy to do much else. LOL

JJosh

Member
1140

Jul 29th 2011, 1:45:00

hehe, ok. wells. nice set.

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Klopek

Member
101

Jul 29th 2011, 1:48:11

Originally posted by Dragon:

Yeah, running more than 16 is frowned upon. If you're not someone yanking our chains and are REALLY serious, size isn't everything.

I apologize, I didn't know. The rules in the server details state that multies are allowed and it doesn't specify how many so I thought it was unlimited.

Originally posted by Dragon:

As far as "enforcing the peace", better eat your Wheaties before you try that "enforcing". Clans like NBK, who I don't always see eye to eye with are professionals when it comes to warring. To "enforce" ANYTHING on this server, you either have to have them on YOUR side or go thru them.

Hey, I like you Dragon but I must warn you about one thing; if you are going to join us, you must prepare to fight for what you believe in. As for NBK and any other clan that is in love with war, they will either learn to be consumed with peace or we will consume them. Make no mistake, we will cleanse these types of clans from the game.

Originally posted by Dragon:

And going thru them would likely be........problematic.

No doubt. Perhaps a different approach is necessary? Perhaps instead of forming a clan that's out in the open, our clan should be private and we should slowly infiltrate clans that can provide us with enough power and influence which will enable us to then reveal ourselves.

JJosh

Member
1140

Jul 29th 2011, 1:52:08

devilish...
you said Fight ;)
lol

keep it peacful naow.
( . ) ( . )

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Klopek

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101

Jul 29th 2011, 1:54:33

I meant it in the purest way possible, but nice catch. ;)

JJosh

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1140

Jul 29th 2011, 1:56:27

whats you current membership at?

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braden

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Jul 29th 2011, 2:00:09

who is to succeed jjosh as director and enforcer of peace, now that you have bid him temporary goodbye?

Klopek

Member
101

Jul 29th 2011, 2:00:12

Just me and Bsnake at the moment.

Chaoswind

Member
1054

Jul 29th 2011, 2:00:17

You are welcome to the server!!!

a few pointers

Never forget your ability to Retal, having countries big enough to break everyone else and others small enough to match networths, is the key to survival in this server... in any clan based server.

Second, you are being a little silly and I think a lot of people aren't taking you seriously, saying you will only play one country while trying to recruit others is precisely the silly behavior that i am talking about :)

If you find yourself alone in this great sea that we call FreeForAll, be sure to sent a PM in my way and we will work out something to keep you a float :)

As long as you make a Tag and have proper retal capabilities (without being LAND fat) you should be left untouched, there are a few aholes in this server, but you should be able to avoid them :)

Have a pleasant night :)

Elysium Lord of fluff
PDM Lord of fluff
Flamey = Fatty
Crazymatt is Fatty 2

Klopek

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101

Jul 29th 2011, 2:00:37

Originally posted by braden:

who is to succeed jjosh as director and enforcer of peace, now that you have bid him temporary goodbye?

Are you inquiring because you're interested in the position?

braden

Member
11,480

Jul 29th 2011, 2:04:22

no, i am cfo and head of the board over at my own alliance. i'd be taking a step down to join fluff, i'm afraid.

JJosh

Member
1140

Jul 29th 2011, 2:04:48

i'm o so content with my present positions too... doggy & EE ftw

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Klopek

Member
101

Jul 29th 2011, 2:05:52

Originally posted by Chaoswind:

You are welcome to the server!!!

Thank you, Sir!

Originally posted by Chaoswind:

a few pointers

Free advice. That's the spirit!

Originally posted by Chaoswind:

Never forget your ability to Retal, having countries big enough to break everyone else and others small enough to match networths, is the key to survival in this server... in any clan based server.

We will retaliate with philosophical poetry and undeniable logic.

Originally posted by Chaoswind:

Second, you are being a little silly and I think a lot of people aren't taking you seriously, saying you will only play one country while trying to recruit others is precisely the silly behavior that i am talking about :)

I plan to put in 4-5 hours a day on behind the scenes work. I will accept members who can only play 1 country but I will prefer it if they can play 200.

Originally posted by Chaoswind:

If you find yourself alone in this great sea that we call FreeForAll, be sure to sent a PM in my way and we will work out something to keep you a float :)

That's a very nice gesture. I will definitely keep that in mind.

Originally posted by Chaoswind:

As long as you make a Tag and have proper retal capabilities (without being LAND fat) you should be left untouched, there are a few aholes in this server, but you should be able to avoid them :)

Currently, my skills are average at best but I am learning. I have learned how to stay relatively land thin though. However, is it right to look over at your neighbour and cast judgement on them if they have a few too many trinkets on their porch? There is a strange culture of hatred and envy of those who possess a lot of land. If these land fat countries behave like tyrants then they should be dealt with, but if they are peaceful then allow them to prosper.

Originally posted by Chaoswind:

Have a pleasant night :)

You too and thanks for your insights.

Klopek

Member
101

Jul 29th 2011, 2:08:42

Originally posted by braden:

no, i am cfo and head of the board over at my own alliance. i'd be taking a step down to join fluff, i'm afraid.

I'm sorry you feel that way. I can still offer you a political pact, but not a strategic pact at this time.

Klopek

Member
101

Jul 29th 2011, 2:09:03

Originally posted by JJosh:

i'm o so content with my present positions too... doggy & EE ftw

You've already been thrown out of my clan, Josh.

braden

Member
11,480

Jul 29th 2011, 2:10:37

i am going to respectfully decline the political pact until you are willing to extend a strategical pact as well.

i might head the board and control the money, but i still have to tow the company line, so to speak.

Klopek

Member
101

Jul 29th 2011, 2:14:29

It's clear to me that you have untapped potential, braden. However, in order to even be considered for a strategic pact, you will need to demonstrate that your goals are aligned with ours but there's also much more to it than that.

Our policy is that strategic pacts are made with a clan ONLY after we have determined we can work this them on a strategic level. The clan would also have to have a political pact with us.