Boats N Ho's!

McFly has half that equation. When he buys that boat I wanna go fishing.


o.O

Okay, so which part of that equation involves you? :P

Aww...fat AND bitter? That's just sad.

Save your tears though - I hear virgin tears go for big bucks in the emo circles.

too bad that you wanted a boat ride 2 summers too late. I actually owned a boat from 2007-2009. Unfortunately it did not get much use so I sold it and bought a car with the cash.

IM ON A BOAT

as you were typing that, you were on a boat dlance?

i have never interneted while at sea. once, i tried to connect with my cell phone while i was out on the lake fishing, but i couldn't get a signal (too much high canadian shield cliffs, i think, to reach the cell tower in parry sound proper)

(brings nothing to the ocnversation, i know)

i was not.

i was merely channeling my t-pain and lonely island.

i have however connected to the interwebs whilst afloat

I have had internet in Penticton while crusing the okanagan lake. This summer I rented a boat and when you would go really fast the 3G would cut out and my internet radio would sound like poop :(

lol - I can pick up wi-fi on 1/2 my lake....

I once made a super serious rap video on a boat.
I even had some mermaid fluffing black guy, that could make his voice funny.

Whole thing was epic. Helicopters, dolphins, grilling, and many swear words.

Do you also have premature issues downstairs? often in odd places like on the beach or at the supermarket checkout?

if so..


you should get that checked out! instead of making a song about it

Well yes, this is odd. How do you know of this? Really almost anything can set it off. I made a music video to show and gather support for a cure.

I made a video LIKE A BOSS! about my employment review too, it was as evidence for a wrongful termination lawsuit I later brought against the company I worked for.

I would like to get serious for a moment though and talk about some sports. You see I like sports and I don't care who knows. I like you because you aren't that loud mouth fluff-hole Steve.

However though we seem to speak a common language, I must warn you. If you are wearing jeans god damn man I am going to start throwing my hands. You understand?