Laptop Wi-Fi said to nuke sperm...

Requiem

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Nov 29th 2011, 15:30:43

The digital age has left men's nether parts in a squeeze, if you believe the latest science on semen, laptops and wireless connections...

http://www.reuters.com/...erm-idUSTRE7AR2FO20111129

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Can we promote earth empires as a birth control measure? Just make sure to play on a laptop connected to wifi!

Azz Kikr

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Nov 29th 2011, 16:32:30

iirc, the heat from a laptop on your lap is also supposed to do bad things to the swimmers. of course, that kind of assumes that you have your laptop *on* your crotch. which i tend to avoid.

Boltar

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Nov 29th 2011, 16:39:24

eh its cheaper then a vasectomy surgery, might as well microwave ur swimmers with ur laptop if u wanna save money

Dibs Ludicrous

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Nov 29th 2011, 16:45:38

just a side-effect from watching too much porn.

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TNTroXxor

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Nov 29th 2011, 16:48:07

why would u watch porn with your laptop covering your crotch ? Wouldnt your laptop get tilted side ways later ?

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BattleKJ

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Nov 29th 2011, 16:56:18

Major lightbulb.

The laptop with a hole in the middle. The UIHJKNM keys are all moved over, and in their place you get a whole right through the laptop.

Dibs Ludicrous

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Nov 29th 2011, 16:58:38

i'm sorry, but i have no recollection of the events that you are referring to.

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NukEvil

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Nov 29th 2011, 17:18:44

Originally posted by BattleKJ:

Major lightbulb.

The laptop with a hole in the middle. The UIHJKNM keys are all moved over, and in their place you get a whole right through the laptop.

That sounds like a patentable idea.

You'll make millions!!

Of sperm!!

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Akula

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Nov 29th 2011, 21:04:17

Originally posted by NukEvil:

Originally posted by BattleKJ:

Major lightbulb.

The laptop with a hole in the middle. The UIHJKNM keys are all moved over, and in their place you get a whole right through the laptop.

That sounds like a patentable idea.

You'll make millions!!

Of sperm!!

sweaty hands slip off joystick

(anyone here remember where thats from? ;)

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Marshal

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Nov 29th 2011, 21:49:48

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Nov 29th 2011, 21:52:01

jup - IK+ to be exact :D

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Lowbacca

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Nov 30th 2011, 13:07:59

Wow IK+ now there is a blast from the past!

Almost makes me want to retrieve the Amiga from the Museum of Antiquity (aka the loft) dust off the old gal and hook her up.

Monkey Island 2 and the 12 disks from hell
Indiana Jones and the fate of Atlantis and the 11 disks from hell
Supremacy and the 1" thick manual
Novelty Code Wheels for most games

......Never mind i changed my mind

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