Imagine if Earth was mostly girls instead of

archaic

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Jun 1st 2010, 18:25:45

They WOULD always get the best deals buying and selling on the market though . . .

"OMG, I just got these troops for half price!, and I found a steal on SDI tech for only $999"

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dixiechick

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Jun 1st 2010, 18:48:56

ROFLMAO

Ok you just had to go and make me read this.

I happen to think women are very creative in their War declarations and tell me ..............

whre is that sale on troops again? :)

Joe

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Jun 1st 2010, 18:49:30

there would also be more bears playing.

bears can smell the menstruation

lol i love anchorman

Marshal

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Jun 1st 2010, 19:46:39

archaic: not that male players brag when they manage to buy cheap stuff.

Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

NOW3P: Morwen is a much harsher mistress than boredom....

archaic

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Jun 1st 2010, 19:50:12

no, guys just buy what they need at the first place they find it so they can go home and watch the game . . .

"troops for $189 each huh? hmmmm, well throw in a 6-pack and its a deal"

/me hopes Dixie did not read ALL of my posts . . .

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ZEN

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Jun 1st 2010, 20:14:37

My female alter ego would have huge knockers. And a lot of VD :(

galleri

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Jun 1st 2010, 20:25:49

Ruthie : marshal is actually right on that one. I am terrible at breaks LOL

He is wrong about the rest.

At Detmer I am disgusted

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

Marshal

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Jun 1st 2010, 20:40:00

archaic: there's bveen tons of posts by male-earthers saying thx for those cheap bushels, oil, troops, etc.

gally: not necessarily. i think webcam-chats would be de facto.

dixiechick

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Jun 1st 2010, 21:16:12

LOL actually I did read all your post Archiac.

All male testosterone talk here. no real merit. :)

Kuari

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Jun 1st 2010, 21:27:45

Webcam warchats = way too much work in getting ready :P

Detmer

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Jun 1st 2010, 22:37:47

Originally posted by galleri:

Ruthie : marshal is actually right on that one. I am terrible at breaks LOL

He is wrong about the rest.

At Detmer I am disgusted

Glad I can do my part!

archaic

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Jun 1st 2010, 23:33:26

/me is disappointed in DC

I was hoping for a spanking . . .

At least the girls we DO have around here fairly well rock.

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Kuari

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Jun 1st 2010, 23:43:01

All you'll get from DC is a zapping...If you want a spanking, ask gerb00 :P

Ruthie

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Jun 1st 2010, 23:51:06

most of you guys fairly well rock too archaic :P

*spanks*

~Ruthless~
Ragnaroks EEVIL Lady

archaic

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Jun 2nd 2010, 2:36:59

I have the honor of saying I played for 3 of the best, Ruth, GG, and now Dixie.

she is not even zapping me anymore K, she said she needed the batteries for something else . . .

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Kuari

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Jun 2nd 2010, 10:29:40

Oh, I hope she gets you good for that!

dixiechick

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Jun 2nd 2010, 10:51:27

Hmmm I wonder if electical shocks under the toenails really hurt. Come here Archaic and let me try it out on you. :)

archaic

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Jun 2nd 2010, 16:25:33

pffft, those batteries are probably dead by now . . .

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Ruthie

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Jun 2nd 2010, 16:58:32

Originally posted by archaic:

I have the honor of saying I played for 3 of the best, Ruth, GG, and now Dixie.

Was that in Valhalla archaic ? Dont remember you in Ragnarok. If you were in Rag, sorry :)

~Ruthless~
Ragnaroks EEVIL Lady

Sherita

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Jun 3rd 2010, 2:32:39

archaic!!!!!! LMAO

Ahhh!

So many times, theres been discussion about a all women allaince...hehehe

*throws special skittles at Gall, Dixie, Ruth, Kauri

SakitSaPuwit

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Jun 3rd 2010, 3:03:26

I Think that all of you are hot 19 year old Asian collage girls !

It is the only way that this game can be played!!!

but what do i know?
I only play this game for fun!

archaic

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Jun 3rd 2010, 4:20:40

Ruth, I played a couple of sets in RAG right after the 1A-EC split and one set waaaay back when peri still had most of his hair.

SHERI! I am going to spam your FB just for being the last one to the party.

(whats that weak tingling under my toenails . . . )

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Kuari

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Jun 3rd 2010, 4:49:02

Oh, good idea...I'll Facebook stalk Archaic because I'm bored!

Alicia

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Jun 3rd 2010, 5:09:15

We had an all-female clan in limited for awhile, Sirens. :)

This thread is like someone hacked into my chatlogs.

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Parallax

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Jun 3rd 2010, 14:44:57

if the earth femmes are anything like my wife pang would have to write in hidden treasure boxes in the game, like during your 2 turns of exploring you found 36 acres and a treasure chest!

*opens treasure chest to find 2nd new creation in EE

"Congrats you have found a Coupon! use this coupon to receive 10,000 free troops when you purchase 50,000 turrets" sale subject to one time use and must be on the Saturday One-Day sale, with a preview day Friday!

=)

Marshal

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Jun 3rd 2010, 18:08:08

lol@parallax.

i think at alliance in past was all female alliance.

if all earthers would be femmes then warchats would start earlier since femmes need their beautysleeps.

archaic

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Jun 3rd 2010, 18:14:42

pfft, they would still be late

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Detmer

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Jun 3rd 2010, 18:14:45

What is the basis for female menstrual cycles synchronizing? Is it behavioral or biological? Can the internet link the periods of all the women across the world? (or at least those interacting with one another on the internet many hours a day?)

Havoc

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Jun 3rd 2010, 18:15:36

Lol I remember Sirens in 4a.. Did they ever war anyone?

Havoc
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galleri

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Jun 3rd 2010, 18:33:53

I want the treasure box thing!!!

*hugs Sherita*

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

Marshal

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Jun 3rd 2010, 18:38:31

sirens was way before my time so no idea but those who remember: http://web.archive.org/...m/earth/limited/final.htm

i think heineken might been all femmes.

malykii

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Jun 3rd 2010, 20:19:14

Originally posted by AoS:

Actually, I saw a video once, of a female cop chasing a female criminal, and it was by and far one of the funniest things I've ever seen. They were both talking, as the cop was chasing the perp, and were discussing their feelings and how scared they both were.

hahaha, did they compliment each others shoes?

fear the turtles.

Marshal

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Jun 3rd 2010, 20:32:37

or clothes/hairstyle/body/etc?

Joe

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Jun 3rd 2010, 23:22:10

did they ever fulfill one young, lonely man's fantasy?

AoS

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Jun 4th 2010, 3:37:57

All of the above.

martian has never been the same.

The dreamer is banished to obscurity.

Marshal

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Jun 4th 2010, 18:37:31

poor alien.

Kat

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Jun 6th 2010, 2:01:07

If this were all girls, I feel like the game would go to total chaos at least once a set...

also, I noticed that if you just let guys fight it out, you all are like best friends afterward... girls tend to hold grudges a LOT better than guys. So we'd be in a state of perpetual war... WHILE undercutting each other every minute on the market.

Kat

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Jun 6th 2010, 2:02:02

also.. we would have to add chocolate to the market..

AoS

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Jun 6th 2010, 8:59:55

Chocolate whores!

The dreamer is banished to obscurity.

Marshal

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Jun 6th 2010, 18:15:18

and all those catfights on boards.

Roofie

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Jun 6th 2010, 18:15:51

You are such a bunch or chauvinists.

PS: All countries will net on 100-200 acres since noone would want to be called land fat. And can we change the black/grey colorscheme to a more appropriate one? Lavender is good, or ginger or something like that.

Marshal

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Jun 6th 2010, 19:00:22

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

maybe we are chauvinists but not that far from truth either.

Kuari

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Jun 6th 2010, 19:12:25

Pfft...Please, I like the colour scheme as is and I'd rather be as land fat as possible :P

archaic

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Jun 6th 2010, 19:15:03

Just as long as we know how to answer the question:

'do these acres make my ass look fat?'

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Kuari

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Jun 6th 2010, 19:21:50

The answer is 'of course they do, but that land medal more than makes up for it!'

Sherita

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Jun 6th 2010, 19:22:09

LMAO!!!!

I always wanted to see skittles on the market..but HEY chocolate skittles thats a WIN! weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Marshal

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Jun 6th 2010, 19:30:20

price of choco/skittles would be at 9999 all the time and mostly bought out.