May 16th 2013, 18:43:20
Dear Pi
You allways get all the creds, everybody knows about you
and the pathetic use of you when they need to calculate
fluff that has to do with circles. Who does that nowdays
anyway? That's so stoneage.
You always get all the cred, people want to be all geeky
and brag that they know so many of your numbers. I
remember the geeks in high school that knew more then the common 3.14, they even had some kind of tournament in the cafeteria and the geek who could rabble the most of your decimals won an award, that did not include sexxy ladies by the way.
Who knows about me?
Who knows about E?
How many geeky tournaments has there been in cafeterias around the world where they competed in who knew the most of me?
Nothing, nada, zip.
No one seems to care a fluff about E.
Yeah, you are bigger then me.
3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510... is sooo much bigger and better then 2.71828182845904523536028747135266249775724709369995...
You remind me on a daily basis, and no, I don't appreciate your daily mails where you continue to rub it in.
I know we both are irrational, we should continue to be that. There's no reason, ever, to become rational.
But the fact that we are irrational is not a reason to act irrational towards eachother.
The only rational thing to do is to settle this in a war
However, to make things even more irrational you could say:
i eAt PIe