Evolution, one of the top netting alliances on the server, is opening its doors to new members.

Whether you're an old time player looking for a different place to play, a returning vet in search of an alliance, or a brand new player to the game, I believe you will find a place in Evolution. We have a fun and active core of veteran players, and one of the best training systems in the game. Don't believe me? Just take a look at some of our past records, where we excel at winning the Average Networth category. The proof is in the pudding, and I fluffing LOVE pudding!

Having just come off of 3 straight sets of war, we are looking forward to a strong netting set, with many of our own returning vets coming back for a mini reunion of sorts.

So, if you're interested, please shoot me a PM or apply at http://www.evolution2025.com/application.php (No boxcar. Hooray for security! :P )

I hope to see you in our ranks soon!

Tellarion
Evolution VP

SIGN ME UP!

ttt

I'd probably come in as a complete n00b these days. Oh but I hate starting up though.

you were complete n00b even in mehul's game.

ttt

If there's one thing we're good at, Thunder, it's making n00bs bash their head against the wall enough times until they figure it out. I mean, look at Yank! He can make like top 50 these days!

In all seriousness, we'd love to have you :)

Netting? Hmmm...

Tella join sol..

hahah... head bashing alliance.. niiiiice.

TTT! Don't miss out on your chance to get really close to top 10 and then barely miss out! It's going to be a legendary set!

If I applied, would you accept me? And if you accepted me, how long would it take for me to make you not suck?

I would, but I'm a tender-hearted individual, willing to forgive and forget. The rest of our leaders would probably let me accept you just so they could have the pleasure of booting you. They're bloodthirsty, I tell you!

As far as making us not suck, I guess it wouldn't take very long at all, since the moment you joined us, you'd be the one doing ALL the sucking. I hope you've been practicing!

you promised me pudding!!! and i DEMAND butterscotch

That can be arranged. Would you prefer an airdrop or a ding-dong ditch for the delivery method??

I actually ranked above #50, ever???? I now know EVO can accomplish miracles. I always suspected they could ;-)

join evo and ill spank you!...or dont join and ill spank you...hmm which is it?

The answer is yes, tmas.