Feb 15th 2014, 15:40:36
I have often found that the natives of our African colonies are easily irritated. My cousin, an anthropologist and member in good standing of the Royal Society, was peripherally involved in the so-called "Mau Mau" uprising. Jolly uncivilized, the whole business.
But I digress. The purpose of my letter is to relay a recent "communication" that I received from the notorious and unfortunate Mr. Hyde, and I quote:
"Ur all stuped u fluffing fartheads!"
I'm sorry to have to be the messenger of such a crass and distasteful sentiment but felt duty bound to pass it along, feeling as I do a certain responsibility for Mr. Hyde's current situation.
Respectfully yours,
Dr. Jekyl