So two buddies who haven't seen each other in years meet up and renew their friendship. So they head out for a weekend of drinking and bar hopping. Having a good time, checking out a lot of the local micro-brews and the occasional shot of bourbon. Its happy times all night -- sharing old stories, remembering the girls they used to go out with and all the crazy things they used to do together. Like that time when one was caught in his girlfriends room and had to run for his life from her father but the other zoomed up in the truck and got him out just in time.

All is good and everyone is happy. Then one guy has to go the john, and when he comes out sees a couple of guys pounding on his buddy. Looking over the situation the man can see that his buddy is giving hit for hit, but there are TWO of them on his one buddy. A nose has already been broken and the fluff is getting serious.

Who are those guys and why are they fighting his buddy? Does it matter? No, nothing matters except that his friend needs help.

RAGE DECLARES WAR ON SOL AND MD IN SUPPORT OF SOF.

Because its what we do. :)


Ratm
RAGE VP

Confirmed

Very sad.

last set rage pacted with MD / SOL? What happened?

MD/SOL - please post butthurt below...

Cowards

eh it is what it is.. i saw Robyn Fa'ing SOF and knew it was coming.. we did have Rage as a pact in site but i'm guessing that's because no one did due diligence on the embassy.

eh.. yolo.. or a lot.

wtf rage?

You left out the part about the HUGE fluffING MONSTER KICKING THE fluff OUT OF ONE OF THEM (LaF).

LOL...

LaF+SoF FS MD+SOL out of protection and they need to call in allies.

FTW!

lost my respect for RAGE. damn how far you have fallen.

Further proof of the state of Rage/SoF

We actually just wanted Blueee home. That's all we wanted.

You guys decided to gangbang on SoF so we have called in assistance.

Cry me a river MD/SOL.

Thats right show md how to be an ally.

I'm going to be rich after this one!

Tissues for SALE! Discount offered to MD and SOL!

not like it wasnt enough that you had LaF pounding on SoL you still needed help.

well speedwood after this RAGE is dead to me. siding with SoF is just that taboo.

Thanks for being such great friends to MD. you're welcome for helping keep your members together for the last 2 years. I'm sure it made sense to help the alliance that initiated the conflict.

Here I was, thinking I had some faith in RAGE and not be a bully... Nope... all faith lost. This war just getting stupider and stupider...

LAF FSed SOL long BEFORE you guys decided to double team SoF. LAF's actions are not in conjunction with SoF's so do not pretend they are. If LAF was fighting with SoF the situation would be very different. It was YOUR gamble to ignore LAF's hits on SOL.

You guys decided to gangbang SoF, so this is our answer to it. LAF has nothing to do with it.

CHA CHING!

someone get sov a tissue! lol

He bought some earlier because he was laughing so hard he cried!

yeah and long after we posted about a friendly war. sov dont be coy. you manipulated the circumstances in your favor. and still lost then had to call in more friends to save face. you can "church it up" all you like.

We lost? MD had to call in help from SOL.

Final warstats from before Rage came in:-
http://earthgraphs.com/...31939588a194a854a11c83d65

Spin that all you want, but it shows an outnumbered SoF taking in 50% more hits than it can dish out from TWO alliances. SOF clearly out-hitting either MD or SOL. Spin all you want, let the stats do the talking. Yes SoF was being overwhelmed by your numbers, it was a gangbang. Hence why we called in help. Suck it up princess.

SoF threw the first punch. Don't play the victim.

Good thing I love war, lol

sov you can stop crying now lol

someone pull the butthurt alarm

Everyone will talk about how each side did this and each side did that. You guys are chasing your tails. Get the fluff over with it and kill each other.

Sorry blueee :( they gave me beer and targets....I couldnt resist

I honestly think you may be insane.

Yes, that's what you did a few weeks ago when you called in Laf.

This is pretty sad, Sov, even from you.

Here comes the SOL/MD spin machine! Watch out, a fluff storm is brewing!

LaF chose to FS Sol after they were already hit by SOF. Not Sols fault they have to choose who to attack.

Pretty pathetic that Rage comes in. Fair fight being ruined.

LaF VampsSoL 20,970 46 456


Cause 20k hits on Sol means nothing, right?

Amen

SOL was not hit by SoF. See I wonder whether you guys are really just pure stupid or if you are purposely lying to everyone.

Probably both!

How did SoF call in LAF? LAF FSed SOL on their own accord. SOL chose to ignore LAF and FS SoF. That's SOL's problem.

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Wow, really. How can you actually type that? LAF had nothing to do with your war with MD/SOL? I have remained out of the sol/md/sof/laf threads due to the repetitive nature, but for fluff sake. You brainwashed mother fluffers. Clan members really have to stop drinking the poisoned kool aid from some of these alliance leadership.

Whichever way you slice it, You called in LAF in defence of SOF. If you say NOT, then why? I actually don't want to hear the spin. Now calling in RAGE in defence of SOF, and saying but wait LAF doesn't count is just pathetic.

No more cool aid for you...

Your FDP decided to FS the only other alliance that would have jumped in against you, and there was absolutely no coordination and they just decided to do it out of the blue a few days after you FSed MD? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

Ok, you're right. I'm sorry for having ever doubted you.

Tissue?

Sure that's SOLs problem... Laughable . Nice try

just like you knowing full well that SoL would join when they stated that anyone that interefered with the MD/SoL war would be attacked. so you knew that you would have to deal with SoL too. but your gamble with LaF hitting SOL didnt pay off and SOL focused you. you suck it princess. you plains backfired and you had to call in more friends. dont play ignorant. YOU KNEW SOL WOULD HIT YOU TOO IF YOU INTERFERED.

Wheres the bartender? A shot of whisky please?

It's sad when you guys call in rage. With the help of Laf's 300m+ TNW advantage and you're still asking for help. tsk tsk..

Blueeee If it makes you feel any better, Ive been butthurt all set. And I've been on the winning side of each war.

And SoF was one country from a tagkill on MD and they STILL needed help.


SoF FS MD oop while MD is prepping for a late set friendly
LaF FS SOL oop while SOL is prepping for a late set friendly

SoF + LaF were soundly beating MD + SOL but SoF was feeling the pain so they called in more help to get the last kill in a war they started and couldn't finish.

LOLOLOL

Come kill my country so I can get out of this game.

I've been around Earth along time. In that time I've seen two other alliance leaders just like Sov. It's strange how the names change but the behaviour stays exactly the same.

Anyone care to guess the other two leaders I am thinking of?