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Marshal

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Feb 18th 2015, 21:31:12

explain what?

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Feb 18th 2015, 21:32:47

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cucumber

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Feb 18th 2015, 22:30:25

cucumbers require massaging so that they grow big enough to satisfy the needs of the most demanding sandwich

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Feb 18th 2015, 23:28:40

No, some people are using it as a derogatory term on these forums...im wondering in what sense being called a "cucumber" is remotely considered offensive...

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Feb 18th 2015, 23:46:36

Diced cucumber and yoghurt with a bit of mint goes great with a curry.

Hmmmmm.

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Feb 19th 2015, 1:03:35

Females are obsessed with cucumbers. They put it on their eye lids to reduce fluffyness, they use it in their shampoos. If a chick is eating a salad in it and it has cucumbers they think it is the best salad ever. One can only imagine what else they do with the things. :) hmm.

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Feb 19th 2015, 1:11:54

Originally posted by Hordo:

Females are obsessed with cucumbers. One can only imagine what else they do with the things. :) hmm.

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Feb 19th 2015, 1:25:56

Originally posted by Hordo:

They put em in their butts...i seen it on xvideos.

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farmer

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Feb 19th 2015, 1:31:38

is that is called a cucumber launcher

Marshal

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Feb 19th 2015, 1:42:57

only if she has eaten pea soup.

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Feb 19th 2015, 1:43:16

Originally posted by Jayr:

Originally posted by Hordo:

They put em in their butts...i seen it on xvideos.

LMFAO hahaha

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Feb 19th 2015, 1:44:35

Originally posted by Marshal:

only if she has eaten pea soup.

You mean a golden shower, right?

I'm sure Jayr seen that on xvideos as well hahaha

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Feb 19th 2015, 1:49:54

Organic dildos?

KoHeartsGPA

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Feb 19th 2015, 1:53:30

There you go, you're catching on!

Jayr

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Feb 19th 2015, 3:49:13

Ive seen worse things than golden showers...i guess u cld call it a snow storm

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Jayr

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Feb 19th 2015, 3:52:53

And nobody has explained what a cucumber is yet...

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Feb 19th 2015, 4:00:49

from what I understand, it's a vegetable ;)

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Marshal

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Feb 19th 2015, 4:14:35

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Originally posted by Marshal:

only if she has eaten pea soup.

You mean a golden shower, right?

nope, i meant that if she has eaten pea soup and farts then that cucumber will become missile.

Riddler

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Feb 19th 2015, 11:57:29

Is that a salad shooter?

juice

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Feb 19th 2015, 14:22:00

Originally posted by Akula:

cucumbers require massaging so that they grow big enough to satisfy the needs of the most demanding sandwich

as I was reading this, I didn't think the last word was going to be sandwich.

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Feb 19th 2015, 16:01:36

Originally posted by Jayr:

Please explain.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cucumber

or if you're more into watching seed being spurted all over the places

http://media.giphy.com/...a/rpviDGg0upJWE/giphy.gif

Edited By: Akula on Feb 19th 2015, 16:03:46

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Feb 19th 2015, 16:49:51

LOL ^

Riddler

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Feb 19th 2015, 23:27:15

speaking of spurting seed everywhere, what ever happened to DLPlow?

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Feb 19th 2015, 23:30:45

Originally posted by Riddler:

speaking of spurting seed everywhere, what ever happened to DLPlow?

When his name comes up I think of this http://youtu.be/ZZ4RSJTfIUY

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Feb 19th 2015, 23:30:45

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Feb 20th 2015, 1:24:02

Originally posted by Akula:

Originally posted by Jayr:

Please explain.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cucumber

or if you're more into watching seed being spurted all over the places

http://media.giphy.com/...a/rpviDGg0upJWE/giphy.gif

"The bagger knew the cucumber was in for a bad night, so he "accidentally" left it out of the bag."

Hahaha...Save the cukes...