Happy birthday Chuck Norris!! - Earth Empires Forum

BladeEWG

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Mar 11th 2015, 19:41:07

BladeEWG

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Mar 11th 2015, 19:42:22

He's 75

Chuck Norris once went to Mars, that's why there is no life there .

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Mar 11th 2015, 19:44:46

The most interesting man in the world identity has been leaked, it is in fact Chuck Norris himself.

Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6VRMGTwU4I
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Trife

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Mar 11th 2015, 20:59:06

oh ffs, it's not 2007

juice

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Mar 12th 2015, 0:37:45

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago.

Death has been too afraid to tell him.

BladeEWG

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Mar 12th 2015, 10:38:35

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the head, it's descendants are know as giraffes.

Hawk

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Mar 13th 2015, 13:02:35

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep................he waits.

Ruthie

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Mar 13th 2015, 16:23:53

Chuck Norris doesn’t blow out birthday candles, they surrender their flames willingly

~Ruthless~
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Mar 13th 2015, 16:29:02

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

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Mar 13th 2015, 20:29:05

LOL

+1 Ruthie and Bolty

Si

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Mar 14th 2015, 11:32:59

Brokeback Mountain is the name of the pile of dead ninjas outside Chuck Norris' house.

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Mar 14th 2015, 22:56:38

Thanks BladeEWG

BladeEWG

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Mar 15th 2015, 11:49:06

WOW!!
Thank you Mr. Norris !

Chuck Norris doesn't call wrong numbers, people pick up the wrong phone.