When you place me upon your burger, you find a savory compulsion to add MORE Bacon to your burger. This does not happen with the Cheese.

I RULE all sandwiches upon which I am placed. Place me on a Grilled Cheese sandwich and you will know in your heart that I am indeed Greater than the Cheese.

The Bologna, nor the Salami, nor the fresh roasted pork can compare, The pepperoni is almost my equal, but in terms of usefulness, falls far short of the mark I the Bacon have established for ALL TIME!

FEAR THE BACON, LOVE THE BACON.

The Bacon will bring you peace and prosperity.

Ok

Just top one of the last 7 of these you made.

The bacon scares tan.

mmmm bacon

Then I catch fluff for necrophilia

lolls

yay for bacon

baaacccccoooon

He's talking about the forums Cerb, not what's in your basement.

Meh sounds more like turkey bacon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M58wE8GTGp4

all of that for; yes:
a young figure sits by a pool
he's been stamped Human Bacon by a butchery tool
(He is you)

Turkey Bacon is not bacon by any measure. Trust me on this, the flavor is completely different. Turkey lacks the complete and total massive amount of savory that pork bacon possesses.

BE THE BACON! I AM THE BACON! WE ALL ARE THE BACON!

i need some... can i..??

Feel better, Fordy? :)