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DerrickICN

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Sep 4th 2018, 16:04:24

You guys ready to suck my balls or what?

We've had this war ready for two whole days and haven't started the fluff talk threat yet. Thought it was time.

Suicidal

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Sep 4th 2018, 16:54:19

yer snowflake hasn't melted yet?

Don't be messin' wif our 20th reunion netting set

Edited By: Suicidal on Sep 4th 2018, 17:14:50

IgnitionCWG

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Sep 4th 2018, 17:22:38

Sui says he is netting in peace

*Splat*

galleri

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Sep 4th 2018, 18:32:48

With a bikini on, or maybe a speedo?

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

VicVixvi

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Sep 4th 2018, 18:48:42

We'll soon see that you have plenty of leisure time for beaches, speedos and foo-foo drinks with little umbrellas. -v

Symbolic

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Sep 4th 2018, 20:23:56

Derrick if you think RAGE will take this smack talk your wrong! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elder berry's.

Makinso

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Sep 4th 2018, 22:16:45

Originally posted by Symbolic:

Derrick if you think RAGE will take this smack talk your wrong! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elder berry's.

*riles up the crowd OOOOHHHHHHH*

breeze

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Sep 4th 2018, 22:18:42

^^^ hahahahaha

VicVixvi

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Sep 4th 2018, 22:26:08

Oh yeah? Well your mother fluff, fluff fluff fluff fluffin fluff and she fluffs fluff for fluff. So there!

Predictions for this war:

Derrick will have the second highest word-count in this thread
Suicidal will be killed on a Sunday
Marshal will have the highest post count, but lowest word per post count, in this thread despite being in a non-war clan
SOL will either FS Elders and Stones or kill a few small netting tags and call it a war
An outside tag will FA one of the war tags and they will be caught

If you give a man some fire, he'll be warm for awhile. If you set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Suicidal

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Sep 4th 2018, 23:54:00

Originally posted by galleri:

With a bikini on, or maybe a speedo?

try nekkid...….I nettin' dis set

Suicidal

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Sep 4th 2018, 23:54:50

Originally posted by sinistril:

I always git kilt on daze endin' in "Y"

IgnitionCWG

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Sep 5th 2018, 0:49:56

Not only will Marshal have the lowest words per post... Also the least quality of any posts.

Just posting fluff would hold better quality

*Splat*

KoHeartsGPA

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Sep 5th 2018, 1:58:44

Originally posted by Suicidal:

Originally posted by sinistril:

I always git kilt on daze endin' in "Y"

Including everyday?

Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)

https://youtu.be/...pxFw4?si=mCDXT3t1vmFgn0qn

-=TSO~DKnights~ICD~XI~LaF~SKA=-

S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

DerrickICN

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Sep 5th 2018, 2:11:03

Originally posted by sinistril:

Hahaha. Oh man we're all too predictable.

Mr Gainsboro

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Sep 5th 2018, 12:44:39

who wants FA?

Don of LaF

Marshal

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Sep 5th 2018, 13:58:15

i do not give rat's ass who hits who as long as they buy what i sell (techs) preferably with highish price and give me cheap bushels and oil and they keep their jets, troops, tanks, missiles and spies aimed on their opponents so no any kind of misfires happen.

that is my 50 cents (thanks to trump its 5 cents).

Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

NOW3P: Morwen is a much harsher mistress than boredom....

Makinso

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Sep 5th 2018, 15:30:41

Originally posted by DerrickICN:

Originally posted by sinistril:

Hahaha. Oh man we're all too predictable.

I am pretty sure you guys have the SOL part wrong.

Celphi

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Sep 5th 2018, 16:33:19

Originally posted by Mr Gainsboro:

who wants FA?

lol

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

Gerdler

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Sep 5th 2018, 16:56:44

Does 7B bushels swing a war these days?

Dark Demon

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Sep 5th 2018, 18:37:22

It helps that’s for sure

Mercs
Natural Born Killers

Marshal

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Sep 5th 2018, 19:27:16

7 billion bushels buys alot troops, jets, tanks (if likes to make parking lots) and oil.

mrcuban

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Sep 5th 2018, 21:55:45

Noob question over here.. how do get caught fa'ing? Is it just a alliance spy op and you have trade relations with members of a tag?

IgnitionCWG

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Sep 5th 2018, 22:29:56

Originally posted by mrcuban:

Noob question over here.. how do get caught fa'ing? Is it just a alliance spy op and you have trade relations with members of a tag?

Asking for a friend

*Splat*

Shweezy

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Sep 5th 2018, 23:39:40

Gimme link to free andchat app for droid or ai nut gon war

Catch me on ir c

mrcuban

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Sep 6th 2018, 0:11:00

Originally posted by IgnitionCWG:

Originally posted by mrcuban:

Noob question over here.. how do get caught fa'ing? Is it just a alliance spy op and you have trade relations with members of a tag?

Asking for a friend

This...

IgnitionCWG

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Sep 6th 2018, 2:51:07

Originally posted by Shweezy:

Gimme link to free andchat app for droid or ai nut gon war

It's called AndroIRC

*Splat*

sinistril

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Sep 6th 2018, 3:15:20

Originally posted by mrcuban:

Noob question over here.. how do get caught fa'ing? Is it just a alliance spy op and you have trade relations with members of a tag?

Why would you want to learn how to get caught? The trick is not to get caught.

If you give a man some fire, he'll be warm for awhile. If you set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Makinso

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Sep 6th 2018, 7:59:03

Also

Rage Derrick said something about yo momma's!!

Elders Rage came to me saying you guys actually hit kittens in the face!

Medic

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Sep 6th 2018, 11:27:57

Will accept FA in trade for killing Derrick before the agreed upon date.

Have your people contact my people

;)

Patty loves a big dict

Suicidal

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Sep 6th 2018, 13:13:59

Maki gonna FA me and have all SOL pick a Rage member to FA......suck it Derrick

VicVixvi

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Sep 6th 2018, 21:24:43

Originally posted by Medic:

Will accept FA in trade for killing Derrick before the agreed upon date.

Have your people contact my people

;)

Heck, I'm in Elders and I'll kill Derrick for FA. -v

Symbolic

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Sep 6th 2018, 21:26:13

Originally posted by VicVixvi:

Originally posted by Medic:

Will accept FA in trade for killing Derrick before the agreed upon date.

Have your people contact my people

;)

Heck, I'm in Elders and I'll kill Derrick for FA. -v

30m bushels

sinistril

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Sep 6th 2018, 21:43:20

Originally posted by Symbolic:

Originally posted by VicVixvi:

Originally posted by Medic:

Will accept FA in trade for killing Derrick before the agreed upon date.

Have your people contact my people

;)

Heck, I'm in Elders and I'll kill Derrick for FA. -v

30m bushels

I'll do it for 29m

If you give a man some fire, he'll be warm for awhile. If you set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Symbolic

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Sep 6th 2018, 21:46:16

Originally posted by sinistril:

Originally posted by Symbolic:

Originally posted by VicVixvi:

Originally posted by Medic:

Will accept FA in trade for killing Derrick before the agreed upon date.

Have your people contact my people

;)

Heck, I'm in Elders and I'll kill Derrick for FA. -v

30m bushels

I'll do it for 29m

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap eh?

Suicidal

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Sep 6th 2018, 22:46:27

I will FA you $1

VicVixvi

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Sep 6th 2018, 23:10:58

Originally posted by sinistril:

Originally posted by Symbolic:

Originally posted by VicVixvi:

Originally posted by Medic:

Will accept FA in trade for killing Derrick before the agreed upon date.

Have your people contact my people

;)

Heck, I'm in Elders and I'll kill Derrick for FA. -v

30m bushels

I'll do it for 29m

28m and a phatty...okay, actually for a phatty lol

VicVixvi

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Sep 6th 2018, 23:13:03

...and just to keep with the thread topic ... nah nah nah RAGE you suxors! -v

DerrickICN

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Sep 7th 2018, 1:17:28

If I self delete, am I eligible for restart fa?

galleri

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Sep 7th 2018, 1:22:22

Originally posted by VicVixvi:

We'll soon see that you have plenty of leisure time for beaches, speedos and foo-foo drinks with little umbrellas. -v

Wait.. are you hitting LaF? or Rage...I am not in Rage.. I haz plenty of time for leisure time..ok not really (WTF is that sound coming from my kitchen?!). Anyhow.

Originally posted by Mr Gainsboro:

who wants FA?

MEEEEEEEE

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

Darrian

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Sep 7th 2018, 2:02:23

I am so lost......

~bad as i wanna be~

mrcuban

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Sep 7th 2018, 2:07:52

Originally posted by Darrian:

I am so lost......

Same - people are trash talking but in no particular direction. And there is more talk about FA then trash

DerrickICN

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Sep 7th 2018, 2:14:05

Yeah we should get back to how you guys are gonna suck my balls. I didn't shave for nothing.

galleri

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Sep 7th 2018, 3:44:23

Originally posted by DerrickICN:

Yeah we should get back to how you guys are gonna suck my balls. I didn't shave for nothing.

KJ once shave his balls, it was the most interesting irc pm I ever got. Not really...but from KJ yes. I still laugh thinking about it. Wonder if I saved it.

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.