If you think that you're a good player or that any of your suggestions will be taken seriously on this board, well, you'd be wrong on both of those points.

Did you want me to /careface for you?

Oh no, please dont get upset cause I hit your country a few times. You have rediculous GDI rules in express. I'll suicide anyway I want.

Yeah, that's fine. When you write paragraphs on the boards demonstrating your ineptitude in the game and asking for changes, well, I won't care either.

Yeah, you don't care. Your just posting random QQ's in forums about 3 suicide attacks that lowered you at max 2M networth that wouldn't have made a difference anyway. Im pretty sure everyone I suicided on stayed at the same rank they were previously.

Though had I known which country you were, I woulda focused on you. I get a kick out of Administrators crying about game mechanics they control.

guess he needs to take the gdi further because of all the dumbasses around here? :P

make it so that everyone can only do SS/PS and non-harmful ops... not until someone LGs you more than once does your other "war" options become available to you... and you are only able to use those war options on countries that have hit you more than twice

of course i dont know how hard that would be, or even if its possible to code... but its a suggestion

this is a predominantly a netting server... so make it so :)

make it so that nobody can do ss/ps and non/harmful ops? I don't think you meant that. noob

oops, lol, wanted to edit that, hit the wrong button


damn ye boards!

Quoted for truth.

no need to quote your own post gambit 1 minute after you posted it ;) someone should teach this guy how to post.

take smack now syn

but you better have my dinner ready when i get home :P

working on it. will be ready in 5

You went around posing as an expert on these forums, but can't actually finish in the top ten. Upon realizing this, you then started suiciding to try to help your friend to win. It's cowardly and pathetic.

So why would I listen to someone who misrepresents his knowledge about the game and has the most rotten intentions?

My Friend won without any merit on my behalf. Everyone I attacked was at max NW, and he woulda smashed them anyway.

I woulda finished at #9/#10 without suicides. I lost a fluff ton of NW smashing you guys.

"My Friend won without any merit"

Yeah, you're kind of right about that. If that's what you do to friends, I'd hate to be your enemy.

jj23, I can try but they will probably need warming up.

Gambit, dinner is ready.

I get tremendous joy out of every post you make. If you post again, I might have to change my pants.

were the guys your were LGing so much your friends also? :P


*emails jj a taco*

JJ23, I see no reason to believe that you didn't play a clean reset. Unfortunately, your friend threw the results into question when he suicided on your competition. It's impossible to know for sure who would have won.

Nothing against you, some congrats on the win.

*hugs jj*

for the right price... me and synoder can be your new friends :)

Oh Slagpit, your so cute. I would cuddle with you for hours.

Do you wanna get on skype and stream a romantic comedy with me at the same time? We can do commentary, and post it on youtube!

negotiations will be conducted in a secure location

Nothing is more secure then my bedroom. Once you get in, you may never leave.

LUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IHSFT > If you were just half as clever and funny as you think you are, you might be easier to tolerate. Instead, you are a strange combination of extreme arrogance and mediocre talent. Not exactly appealing.

Why thank you for judging my talent based off 1 Express set after 5 years of not playing, where I played a Farmer, a strat im horrific at, and still would placed top 10 without the suicides.

Terrible, absolutely terrible.

But I love you anyway Spear. Might wanna think about changing your name next Express though. I would literally play an entire set doing nothing but destroying your country and be happy.

Though assuming I find slag's country again you won't have to worry much ^_^.

Yes, because knowing my country from the very beginning and dedicating your set to ruining mine would be so incredibly difficult. I could take someone who has never played before, train them for ten minutes and tell them your country name from the start, and they could ruin your set. Ruining sets is one of the easiest things to do in this game. Running a successful set yourself is difficult, which is why you chose not to do it and suicided instead.

You want to prove me false? My first charge, extreme arrogance, can't be refuted because every post you write is drenched in it. You are what you are. The second charge, mediocre talent, can be refuted by consistently placing your countries near the top, something you have yet to do. I don't care what you did five years ago. Nearly everyone here has been playing off and on for years. I started a decade ago. Nobody cares. You're nothing now until you prove you're capable of doing something other than random suiciding and making forum threats. As of right now, those are the only things you've done, except for finishing in the top 35. That's a start, I guess.

Challenge accepted.

I could even beat you

well you cant count me since i cant play on this server

Need I remind you all that with a whopping 80 or so active countries on the server, half of which never even finish the set, getting into the top 10 is really only a matter of running all your turns in a set and not getting suicided?

You netters are so cute.

I like.

I think i'll play Express again this set.

Im thinking demo techer or casher