Here we go again.

Confirmed. CALI hit MKR first and called in DARK when he got killed.

I was just trying to help taunt them :)

Your father was a hamster! Your mother smells of elderberries! I shall taunt you a second time!

its MERELY a flesh wound!!!

Sure thing chief.

its best on dog s***

Funny you say that, I went back to look at years of MKR on teams that I was not present, and it was war after war, after war after war.....

It was the beginning of of the current political climate it appears.

I enjoy giving myself papercuts between the toes.

I didn't say it wouldnt help. Probably would. But I have to make two points...

1. I am not doing that.
2. There is no way, I am capable of doing that.

W......t.......f........ is that nonsense..........i ain't doin that. You can do that. I don't wanna do that....

SF, sadly, I lost the photo of you and that miniature pony....
Honest mistake. I cant say it was my fault for losing it when I set the house on fire because there was a spider in my hair, but somebody made it hard for me to find in such temperatures.

Lucky you.

SF, BH, I know what you did last winter.

Aturan, he invited me in!

You guys didnt see the best joke in the world right in front of your eyes.

You know ya wanna see if it feels the same.
Come on in. The water is fine.

I see you.
This is the best part of this entire ridiculous thread.
You should get an award for this.

Oh yes, the thing, in the past, how far back we talkin here?

And so it is written in the anuls of history....
MKR has returned much like it was formed. Getting hazed knowing they should have run war countries their first three sets out. According to legend.

Ill bite. What did i do so long ago?

No I do not.

Where I come from, we call that an "ice machine".

Doug...lord knows id tell you not to eat the dry ice. I dont want anyone to get even more BRAIN DAMAGE around here. It's already a mental institution....

Coalie you silly dishwasher. I know for a fact you're cooking up some really ridiculous excuse for gang banging MKR to post on this thread. You couldn't do better than that??? You may as well be cooking Dog Sh*t with honey lemon butter sauce for the Chef to taste.

Gimme a break. Cook up something more entertaining to say.

Dear DARK, FREEDOM, CALIb(#52*winkwink*)h, and BETA, who all were kind enough to come over, knock on the front door, and leave us a pie...
Sure, your pies were smashed up and full of chemical missles and tanks...I thought they looked big for a pie.....but its the gesture that counts.

As much as we appreciate the gifts, we will be sending all the pies back to you, piece by piece, little by little, as much as we can just for the simple fact that El Jefe, or "The CHEF" around here, has high standards for food products being left behind as gifts...

And he said he can't believe it took THREE brigades of people to bring over such filth and debauchery to our kitchen. He said you can't cook combined, and as solo teams, your cooking is worse then the left overs the local taco bell dumps in the dumpster. He said he'd rather eat dog sh** with honey lemon sauce, then even attempt to taste you lovely pies and pastries.

He said Fk Off Donkeys.

With that said....

Thanks for the gifts anyway, it was a nice gesture.
We're busy over here cooking up some gifts of our own that we will be happy to bring by on game night in the very near future.
And guys, seriously, let me do the cooking next time. Your pies taste like a bag of smashed A**holes.

Cheers mates!

Im glad it's not me in the middle of this....
For a change.

I liked s+m 1.
S+m two was decent.
I'm a huge fan.

You don't need to see our identification. We can move along.

-ben Kenobi

A discussion to be had Sir Tertius, shortly after being stomped.

Thank you. Vic, biggest Metallica fan in the world.

Neither nor. I do not affiliate with any party lines and never joined, and am in no longer any physical condition to join any branch of military service.

I do believe in freedom, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. I do not support any liberals, or any conservatives. I don't support democrat/republican. I don't support any political party. I support the constitution of the United States as written as it is the closest thing we have to being free in this world of corporate slavery. I believe that all nations need to be disbanded and folded into a more human based society, over the current class/culture/color separate societies we have now.

I believe in equal opportunity, not forced equal outcomes. I believe in no god above men, and no man above humanity.

There is only me, the universe I am representing, and the air in my lungs good sir. All the rest of it is phooey. :)

Confirmed. Good job Dark

Don't Tread on Me!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKyA3x_yh9A

I guess not.

I cant believe this is still going on.

rest assured. You have not created an empy hole :) You have given me an oppurtunity to train, and train our guys.

Thank you again.

Be that as it may.
This set problems require this set solutions.
Next set is next set. :)

we are no longer interested in land.
We may die. We may lose horribly here on out.

But our message is clear.
We won't be pushed around. And we will use sticks and stones if we must.

We have no ill will for ANY of you. But you've forced our hand.
And we will do what we can, no matter how futile.

We're the new kid on the block. This is a growth opportunity for us, and we thank you for hitting us in the balls with such a low ball kicking move.

If anything, this is a great oppurtunity provided by Dark for us to practice fighting, restarting, getting going quicker, and prepare better for next set. And next set, we will wish you well, and see where the journey takes us all.

Good luck. Safe travels.

And lets have some fun.

try to wash those nasty things first will yah? is that in-grown? Gross

watch you ankles. we're gonna bite off your little toe.

We will fight to the last jet ....

We will die. We will get maimed. We have sacrificed ourselves against your war hardened clan. You farmed us. You retaled our retals. You're attacks were bullying at best. It was low and picking on the new guys. I expected better of. A clan of your stature.

We accept the gracious opportunity to practice warchats. Thank you for helping us prepare for the future!

Enjoy whatever you're about to do, and thanks for letting us practice warchat after so many years eating hot dogs and playing croquet.

MKR will use your teaching to better prepare for next set.

...and in all honesty, mkr and darkness have spoke about the matter and being that you are not in darkness, I don't see what concern of it is yours at all. So thank you for your efforts. MKR is here to play a nice clean round of earth to our best ability in our first set out.

We have no interest in being involved in alliance server Tom foolery.

If the accuser meant to accuse darkness. He would have said,

"Darkness, known cheaters".... Or something. But we know darkness doesn't do that kind of thing.

Thank you for your concern citizen.

Originally posted by VicRattlehead:
FTR a known, established, multiply deleted cheater has claimed responsibility for these actions on Darkness' behalf.

Let me point it out to you sir.

See where it says "on behalf" ??

That means the player claiming the attack claimed it so from outside of the clan.

There is no accusation of nefarious behavior on darkness. Perhaps on the random player claiming on "behalf of".