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Apr 30th 2023, 13:19:48

Requiem you’ve come so far, from developer to greifer to dead first in what seems like a year, how does it feel?

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Apr 29th 2023, 21:11:38

Originally posted by Coalie:
Originally posted by Tertius:


But you and your teammates killed or suicided me with your restarts out of the blue on team, what, 3 sets in a row now? You took out everyone in Evo 2 sets in a row (but taught BH - with SF of course, no need to sugar coat it - to grief a number of netters as well for another set or two without your direct interaction).



lets not sugarcoat it.

https://i.imgur.com/KCthuuT.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/mfHgz4W.jpg
https://imgur.com/a/7kk95cB



Lol I wonder if Gerdler the player (not the forum moderator) will ever address this, or just keep being a little crybaby hypocrite.

He’s probably busy right now depositing his genetic material into a napkin while looking at his 50 GB of earth spreadsheets

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Apr 27th 2023, 20:03:04

Post tits or gtfo

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Apr 27th 2023, 17:07:55

lmao Chet hahaha that was a good one.

i don't understand this evo talk however.....Evo wants us to tag with them?

Why would we join Evo again? Just to get AB'd by inbred Rokkie and other lower primates who do Gerdler's bidding?


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Apr 26th 2023, 23:01:03

Chuck, The irony of your post is that #10 applies to you, you tiny d*ck loser. Can’t believe how many serenades I had to sing you, I thought we were friends.

Glad you finally decided to show up though instead of taking $15,000 naps. The server is in dire straits and needs us more than ever.

Reminder to all that don’t remember, if we come back next set (or perhaps never) TheBOMB is a peaceful netting clan with an airtight insurance policy.

NEVER BEEN THE AGGRESSOR (IN CAPS SO ITS TRUE)

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Apr 21st 2023, 20:09:22

So if racism is now ok, what is the forum moderator stance on the N word? can Requiem say it? asking for a friend who is definitely not Requiem.

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Apr 20th 2023, 17:30:20

Just disgusting that these untagged racists are hitting the darkies unprovoked

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Apr 16th 2023, 1:13:10

lmao Gerdler pouting by killing evo and cross server ABing tmac after being the most vocal person against this type of behaviour is f*cking funny.

Finally I taught this scrub how to play properly. Only took 2 years of incognito mentoring in LaF

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Apr 14th 2023, 17:21:59

who is in the darker tag?

post names so we know who to dab on and call the N word

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Apr 12th 2023, 19:35:51

The pyramids are just the top of the obelisk , the rest got buried under the mud.

the pole shift will wipe out anything that is not a megalithic rock in like 5 minutes, so all you dumbasses wondering why there are no fossils are low IQ retards

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Apr 12th 2023, 13:25:02

Originally posted by King Theoden:
I must either be retarded or a real masochist... probably fluffin both. but ahh what the hell. <3


who is this Imposter?

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Apr 12th 2023, 0:51:02

Are you still big mad?

I have a smol pp, can we be friends again ?

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Apr 3rd 2023, 16:55:37

I've tried for over a month to contact chucknorrisbeard. He has no interest in playing, says y'all don't deserve him and his genius.

After witnessing the level of crying here lately I tend to agree. I was going to make a great video announcing farewell, but then I decided to just go on living my life.

Anyway, I'm gonna go touch grass. anyone impersonating theBOMB is a tranny

https://vimeo.com/814309238



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Mar 29th 2023, 14:46:50

The beacons are lit

Real Man Calls for aid

will Rohan Answer?

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Mar 24th 2023, 20:25:49

Originally posted by myerr21:
he overloaded the servers with the amount of restarts is the only thing i can think of lol


This might be the funniest thing ever to be written here

Originally posted by Requiem:
Originally posted by Primeval:
Who claimed anyone had free speech here?


While it may be technically accurate that the game's terms and conditions do not guarantee free speech, I want to remind you that I am a paying customer who has purchased Patron and in-game currency to support this community. Your statement not only fails to acknowledge my expectations and rights as a customer, but it also risks causing harm to the game's business by ceasing to buy currency and requesting a full refund.

As an unpaid volunteer, your role is to support and enhance the game experience for everyone. However, your dismissive attitude toward the importance of free speech, and your potential to alienate paying customers, are unacceptable. I demand that you recognize and respect my rights as a customer and refrain from making statements that may negatively impact the community and the game's financial success. Failure to do so may result in not only the loss of my support but the support from 40+ other players who want to ensure SuperFly is treated fairly.

Now I kindly ask you to let SuperFly know:
1. who banned him
2. for what reason was he banned

You do not need to post it here you may privately contact him on Discord. I will check back, and if this is not resolved, I will move forward in pulling my financial support.


TLDR Requiem wants to use the N word on the forums

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Mar 24th 2023, 13:43:17

suck it SuperCry

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Mar 23rd 2023, 18:19:16

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

You guys should be more concerned with what's going on in the RL, cuz It Is Ugly



cool it with the moderator harassment KoH, just because Gerdler has to look in the mirror each morning does not give you the right to make these types of comments.

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Mar 23rd 2023, 15:12:10

team is lame and boring if 90 percent of the server is on the same team, change my mind

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Mar 22nd 2023, 13:11:10

Originally posted by Requiem:
Originally posted by Coalie:
If Gerdler was to hypothetically resigns as mod, who would be an ideal candidate replace him with?


Real Man – mod of mods, a pitch for one man to rule them all:

Introducing Real Man - the ultimate moderator of moderators, ready to take on the role. With years of experience in online communities and a passion for fair and balanced moderation, Real Man is the ideal candidate to lead the charge. His proven track record of resolving conflicts, enforcing rules, and fostering a positive community culture has earned him the respect and trust of his peers.

As mod of mods, Real Man will bring a new level of professionalism, transparency, and accountability to the moderation team, ensuring that every user's voice is heard and every issue is addressed.

Join us in supporting Real Man for mod of mods and let's take our community to the next level.


Thank you for the kind words. I must admit they are very true, but Real Mod is not really something that interests me.

Outside of gaining an advantage in the game and abusing the power to censor all criticism, I can think of 0 reasons why someone would want to do the job for free and put up with all the abuse, whining, and crying in this game. I'd rather spend time laughing with my kids and touching grass.

There is no winners in this game, we are all losers.

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Mar 21st 2023, 20:21:40

Originally posted by Rasp:



Rasp post tits and apology or gtfo

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Mar 21st 2023, 20:09:34

Originally posted by Rasp:
Originally posted by galleri:
Originally posted by SuperFly:

...
God bless you all.


Superfly,
What is the issue you seem to have now with the mods?


Quoted for relevance.
He can't speak.



edit: just kidding i dont want to be banned too, didnt realize others were catching bans already!

i am reformed and on my best behaviour

Edited By: Real Man on Mar 21st 2023, 20:20:33
See Original Post

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Mar 21st 2023, 18:38:12

Originally posted by g0nz0:
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lol i didn't even call out the mods and mine was deleted too friend its ok.

I was just defending the blatant lies Gerd was saying..gee i wonder who deleted it hmm

Edited By: Primeval on Mar 23rd 2023, 4:16:27. Reason: Quoted text removed

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Mar 20th 2023, 17:44:15

Nice effort for a first video good job.

My favourite part was that you actually filmed it in Sweden that was a nice touch.

one question though, what the hell is TheBomb and company? we weren't apart of this please fix and re-upload

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Mar 20th 2023, 17:40:36

I decided to follow Gerdler's gracious lead where he investigated LaF this set without any bias whatsoever.



The investigation into theBOMB is now complete.

I have concluded that we did nothing wrong, ever. So you can all rest easy.

It turns out we were never the aggressor, we just had a really good insurance policy.

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Mar 20th 2023, 0:14:01

Originally posted by Dark Demon:
This post was reopened let’s keep the mod abuse down and remember this is a game


shut up fart demon.

PS why doesn't the link work

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Mar 17th 2023, 13:01:37

Originally posted by En4cer:
How about next set we settle this with a netting battle?


oh and Real Man



https://imgflip.com/i/7et94l


what the hell is this low effort crap? this took me 30 seconds:

https://ibb.co/Y2X7DCh

we are replacing you with tmac should our fearless leader chucknorris ever return:

http://surl.li/fnwyd

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Mar 16th 2023, 22:29:11

Doug, KICK THEM OFF THE TOUR

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Mar 16th 2023, 18:29:24

Originally posted by Requiem:
I pay money to play this game. If S is being restored, I am okay with that, but I want my turns and resources back.

It was no fault that the game was restarted with countries improperly set up – I'm not mad, but if he gets restored, give me my stuff back.

How are you going to make all parties involved whole again Qz/Pang/Slag? Or should I request a refund?


You all get a gift of 1 pang coin, but to receive it you have to post proof of you touching grass

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Mar 16th 2023, 2:55:57

everyone take a deep breath its going to be ok.

your best friend real man has the bushels, and the oil, and im going to break $2b networth this set

also dont forget to touch grass

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Mar 16th 2023, 2:17:40

Look guys everyone else always gets their way to the detriment of LaF, just let them have the benefit just this once and stop crying and move on.

Go outside and touch grass

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Mar 16th 2023, 2:10:52

Originally posted by DerrickICN:
I mean really guys. How many times has macdaddy run multies to kill me, and you guys deleted him without reinstating my countries. There is absolutely no precedent for this.

If a cheater kills me, 100% of the time I've remained dead and it's happened dozens of times lol. I might be a top 5 netter in FFA history if y'all were reinstating things when people cheated lol


You know the answer lol, are you that stupid or are you just trolling


Edited By: Real Man on Mar 16th 2023, 2:16:12

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Mar 12th 2023, 17:05:58

Originally posted by SuperFly:
Originally posted by Link:
Originally posted by Banks:
Plowing your wife for 60-90 seconds? Why not just change your name to Minute Man?


a real man doesnt need all day to plow his wife!


I agree. A real man can pleasure his wife physically; simultaneously touching all pleasure zones and mentally getting her to climax in a matter of seconds thus getting her to “O” in 60 seconds twice. As a real man you wait for her to finish before you finish at 69 seconds.


Imagine caring if your wife O’s

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Mar 11th 2023, 17:18:24

Originally posted by Banks:
Plowing your wife for 60-90 seconds? Why not just change your name to Minute Man?


Hahahah I lol’d. nice one, maybe I should. Don’t listen to KoH he just mad he has no taste buds left

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Mar 9th 2023, 22:33:10

Originally posted by ButtHole:



my time away from the game has been great, I drink scotch and plow my wife for around 60-90 seconds a healthy number of times per week.

The rest of your post is too long to respond to, but honestly hunty…you are galleri tier - not worth theBOMBs time.

Here’s a free tip

Step 1: GIT GUD
Step 2: Talk sh*t.


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Mar 9th 2023, 15:59:32

Imagine being some loser like rokkie or hash ...

And you are sooooo very very unlikeable that your overlords (gains and gerdler) don't even let you post on AT... (unless its for bonus hahahaha lol, lmao)

What is the point of this? fear you will embolden Sol+mercs+SoF and you won't get to net in future sets?

Aren't you guys like 35 years old now? and you let yourselves be muzzled by some fake leader in this game? lol , lmao. many such cases.

hahaha i dont even see KoH talking trash and sucking off gerdler like I remember.....AT is in a sad sad state, no wonder chucknorrisbeard doesn't want to play anymore

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Mar 6th 2023, 22:23:06

Originally posted by Mr Gainsboro:
Originally posted by SuperFly:
Ah ok d
Originally posted by Requiem:
Originally posted by SuperFly:
Those are the same recruitments to join LaF now days...

Why not just join LaF seeing how You are gonna be playing together anyways?


LaF prob doesn’t want them under their flag. Bad for their brand.

I see but they are the official LaF outpost and highly regarded as very good guys and an essential part of the war front by Gains and Gerdler.
Does guilty by association apply?



so according to that logic Mercs & SoL is SoF outposts?


lol, lmao. How are you still so bad at this? It’s an impressive feat, maybe you shouldn’t take social cues from Gerdler though if you want to improve.

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Mar 6th 2023, 20:57:36

Originally posted by Link:
TLDR

Elders is not taking new members at this time.


ERRONEOUS! ERRONEOUS ON ALL COUNTS

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Mar 6th 2023, 20:26:44

1. Hanging out with all theBOMB members / laughing our asses off daily.

2. Reset 68 (best war dec ever / best FS ever? Also set 68 recap video)

3. making BOMB videos, making people cry, then mocking them for crying.

4. activating theBOMB insurance policy when cheater / loser / manlet rokkie suicided theBOMB

5. TheBOMB getting the land record

6. Topfeeding en4cer for the landgrab record

7. When Hash cheated and I still beat him (lol what a sad loser)

8. no1stroker

9. m0m0

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Mar 1st 2023, 15:32:49

Originally posted by Snoopdawg:
real men don't run from a fight.


https://i.kym-cdn.com/...al/000/031/622/cover1.jpg

Originally posted by Requiem:
**As the sun set on the horizon, Real Man stood shirtless on his AT throne, his rippling muscles glistening in the light. He knows that his return will save the day, he is proud of what he will accomplish.**

LaF doesn't stand a chance now that Real Man is back!


Shirts are overrated when your chest is as hairy as mine. I am only back in spirit.

Originally posted by BigP:
When will the new video drop?


no high effort videos if theBOMB isn't playing. we must first find chucknorrisbeard. I did however write a few songs while on my 2 years hiatus when bored. even did a duet with gerdler.

Originally posted by En4cer:
This is still my favorite - for obvious reasons lol

https://vimeo.com/user124272684


>be en4cer
>be retarded and not link to a proper video

no wonder tmac passed you on the leaderboards, you've genocided so many kangaroos and ate so much jerky you forgot who you are. Bring back the Hammer.

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Mar 1st 2023, 14:52:51

Originally posted by ButtHole:
blah blah blah spam


>Be Real Man
>Make video telling Butthole he isn't resisting fluff

ButtHole proceeds to declare war on the good guys? lol, lmao. nice resistance hahaha, hahahaha.

You must have learned your PR from "Gerdler's School for swedes who cant PR good and do other things good too"

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Feb 27th 2023, 12:53:53

Originally posted by SuperFly:
Originally posted by Link:
all that aside tho, the video in the OP is GOLD


I agree he is the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be!


Thanks for the kind words kind sirs

I am also a fan of you two degenerates, keep playing the game the way mehul intended in my stead

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Feb 26th 2023, 1:26:46

Originally posted by Doug:
blah blah blah spam blah blah blah spam blah blah blah I returned 18 months ago. I wish you the best in your return! Best of luck and welcome back


Literally who? I’ve been banned 2ish years until Lord Gerdler released me so I doubt our giant swords have crossed.

Originally posted by BlackHole:


Welcome back real man.


Literally who? Are you Derrick LARPing ? Or wait..are you the resistance chuds? lol, lmao. Word of advice, pay your dues rookie, it’s an unforgiving bunch in these parts.

Also, Real(tm) “Resistance” gets you sanctioned, purpled, and banned in these parts. Are you sure you are the good guys?

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Feb 25th 2023, 18:48:50

Originally posted by Requiem:
If we say his name 3 times he will return… Real Man. . .


Originally posted by SuperFly:
Real man!


Originally posted by myerr21:
Real Man


https://vimeo.com/802288519

Real Men cannot die, they live forever through their legacy. Real legacy cannot be cheated, purpled or erased. What is your legacy? I hope for all of you its something more tangible than the leaderboard in this game. I hope all you Real Men out there find success in your career and also as husbands and fathers. Likewise for the Real Ladies out there.

For those of you wondering, I have been great. I have been surviving on a diet of macdonalds and horse paste, while also plowing my wife regularly. She recently popped another Real baby out.

In my free time I have secretly spent the last two years trying to help LaF become better men. I taught them how to do theBOMB FS (looks pretty good so far). I tried (in vain) to help them with their PR. I also tried (in vain) to help Gerdler, Hash, and Rokkie find a woman who will bear their children.

I did all these things out of the goodness of my heart. And for this I was rewarded, I can confirm the rumours are true...King Gerdler unbanned me.

However, I am sorry to disappoint all of you, but I do not think theBOMB will be returning any time soon, we cannot exist without our fearless leader, chucknorrisb. Unfortunately he ran away to Hawaii to snort cocaine and karate kick hookers and we cannot find proof of life.

Hope you are all doing well.

Love,

Real Man