What if 1 person read it 1000 times?

I only read it because zen posted here...

That's too much to read so I'll just grab & retal as I see fit.

Why don't you guys just quit with all of this coyness and eyelash batting and just sneak away from the party and find a closet where you two can express your feelings in private while still holding a beer in your hands.

Sounds like a plan. I've got a nice queue of TGA retals I'm working on taking now =)

I'm going to prove to you why youre topfeed policy is bs

update 4

Cool, I was looking at a post to help me remember what I'm doing. I haven't played in forever.

I am in tag MKR this round...come top feed me...that will give me the chance to explain our L:L policy in detail!

# pls?

ok, so an MKR retalled my retal, now i am wondering whether i should take L:L or 2:1 as is normal?

i'm not sure either is beneficial to you:p

RoR:kill usually

wut tin sed

DL, Minimun 2 retals. But make sure you got your land back:)

<---- doesnt accept L:L on anything. i will just tell wog you sent me a profanity laced in game message and use our 4:1 retal policy on it muhahahaha

But WE know he didn't.

In fact, he sent a specific message stating that it was a Retal, not a LG.

You(if that is who it is) or whoever that guy is that did the retal on retal, ignored and just RoR'd us.

update 5! LOL

Just out of curiosity, are you changing your policy after something happens, and expect it to be legal?

Just curious, as it is YOUR policy, and YOU can do whatever YOU want to with YOUR policy. I'm just curious.

I will no longer discuss this policy in the forums. If you have a problem with this policy then pm kyle or me!

Excellent, now we can trash it without rebuttal.

Serious inquiery,

IF Someone grabs you, and gets suicided or killed, do you get your land back from someone in that team, or from the persons doing the suiciding/killing?

And then if before you do get your hits in, that suicider is killed, do you go after the person who killed the suicider who suicided on the guy who LG'd you?

I just wanted to know, if the people we are getting hit by should expect retals from MKR.

interesting.

MKR Retal Policy Update 6.021 - July 28, 2011 Release

"Henceforth, MKR retals will be now determined on a case by case basis by spinning the Roulette Wheel of Doom. The Dartboard of Mayhem will no longer be a supported platform."

That is all.

LOL :)

archaic is much better at policy than they are.

Also, their old policy is a piece of fluff and makes no sense at all. They have no backbone to say otherwise.

Roulette Wheel of Doom

How come we didn't come up with that? I am ashamed of myself and FBI for not thinking of this. All future wars should be fought using The Wheel. The Wheel has no hate. The Wheel has no fear. The Wheel has no emotion. The Wheel doesn't hold a grudge. The Wheel can't be accused of being a bully. The Wheel can't be accused of being a wimp. The Wheel doesn't care about retal polcies. The Wheel doesn't care about YOU.

No we do not do this.

I have a 5 oz weight that says the wheel will do whatever the heck I want it to :-)

[quote poster=Tross; 6626; 196256]1:1 on the first hit (assuming L:L is not needed).
1:1 on the second hit.
3:1 or Death on the third hit. We will choose at our discretion!

We take L:L on top feeds (a top feed is if the attacking country has LESS land than the defending country BEFORE the attack). L:L is complete if 90% or more of the lost land is taken back.

This is pure BULLfluff! If you don't have the defenses to hold your land, then you don't deserve to have the land.

I make sure that I have enough defenses on hand to protect my land, if you don't, that's YOUR FAULT, not mine.

I regard a FAT country in my scores list as a VALID Target, not a TOPFEED, which is a purely bullfluff idea in the first place.

You don't have to like it, but you will have to deal with it when the time comes. If you try to take L:L on me, I'll be back repeatedly until you either kill me, or I kill you.

Dont wish to change the subject but since this thread is visited so much would anyone like to join MKR?

http://www.boxcarhosting.net/...pplication.php?clanID=MKR

I like your spirit on that Tross.

Why is a head of INTERNAL affairs stating or having anything to do with a retal policy.

That alone has nullified your policy and as such no retals will be accepted from MKR.

Cerb - everyone knows the "you should have had more def" argument is garbage. Feel free to build the fattest, best defended country you're able, PM me your # at any given point in the set, and I will happily demonstrate why.

Don't get me wrong, I think MKR's definition is self serving and silly, but none the less the above argument isn't a good one against the policy.

Our policy has been change and updated! Please refer to the very first thread! Take your time to insure you fully understand this policy!

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I guess we will see how that works out for you next set.
Since the 15 different retal policies throughout this set failed you miserably it is obviously time for change 16.

It kind of sounds like your leaning towards my "whatever is best for me at the time" retal policy. I must say I can respect that, it worked out impeccably well for me this set.

Best of luck to you in the future.

This is confirmed.

We saw no reason to have a retal policy as nobody else has one posted and seems to do whatever they want to do.

We will stick mostly with standard retal protocol.

FYI, Monex, the only "change" we tried to make to our policy during the course of this set was to address a contingency that we hadn't planned for (self DRing).

Let me be the first to apologize for trying to create a transparent set of rules to which we could be held accountable whilst retalling. Such a silly mistake will not be made again!

To all the haters who say our retal policy was sh*t, etc., let me ask you a question, where is YOUR retal policy ;-)

http://forums.earthempires.com/...am-server-just-a-reminder

It's right there.

Thanks!

My retal policy is I farm your countries until they quit the game, there by insuring that they never hit me in the first place.

We've posted our policy many times. Our posts have even more views than yours so surely you are familiar with it.

My retal policy was to triple my land off of bad MKR grabs :-)