As we trudged through 2024, we were sold dreams of nostalgia, revival, and a promise to “make the game great again.” We dared to hope for more players, fresh sparring partners, fertile farmland for conquest... you know, the good old days.

But as the year limped to a close, what did we get instead?

- Team server shutting down.
- Bans for free speech (good riddance, Black Hole).
- Bans for hurt feelings over trash talk

Now, as the server approaches its final gasp, we—the almighty Alpha team of Darkness—decided it’s only fitting to carve our names into the history books in the most glorious, ruthless way possible. Here’s how it’s going down:

For the first (and last) time, Darkness will take EVERYTHING:

- Average Net Worth? Ours.
- Total Net Worth? Ours.
- Every single Top 10 spot? Absolutely ours.

For years, we’ve watched you ungrateful untaggeds and underwhelming teams peacefully netgain in our shadow. We’ve generously allowed you a free ride to our Top 10 spots. But now? The free ride is over.

It’s simple:

- Give us land and grovel peacefully at the bottom, and maybe we’ll let you breathe a little longer.

- dare to get in our way, and your countries will burn bright and brief, your red and dead ruins serving only as stepping stones on our march to the top.

Before this beloved server dies, Darkness will give it the send-off it deserves: Total domination. No mercy. No survivors.

So here’s an early congratulations to Darkness, the undisputed kings of this final round. While we take our rightful place in history, may you all enjoy bot farming and mediocrity over on the co-op server.

Signed,
Your favorite antihero,
SuperFly, Darkness Soldier


TL;DR?

F U, delete yourself or get rekt

Rock on brother

Rock on brother

Confirmed

Thank you brother in arms. See you at the bot farming fest!

Confirmed Darkness will be taking triple crown this set, I still feel very sour from many sets ago when I was pushed out of rank 1 spot into 2nd, so this is my time to shine and finish first! many thanks to everyone who will suffer for my glory!

Confirmed. And yet again, victory will be ours!

Kill #29

29 has graciously asked to be farm land and thus he will be spared as he will be providing a service to Symbolic

Well I do have a big girthy and healthy 9 incher so I guess I am winning?

This guy tempting me with the delete button. Mwhahahaha
feet pics or team server goes poof tonight.

Mi amor! Long time no see! Te extraño! 🥰

Just get it over with.

hmmm provocative

There is zero chance darkness can break the networth record set by the team myself and Tmac put together (snake) with a 5 man team. Numbers don’t lie, we are the most skilled 5 man team to ever play.

I’ll be impressed if you guys can even take first with the entire server United and cheating with multiple teams.


Rank Name Score
1 Cathankins $123,179,138
2 smlandau84 $107,946,059
3 ingle $95,367,252
4 afaik $92,484,677
5 Tmac $92,220,621
6 AndrewMose $89,374,777
7 Getafix $87,867,287
8 Lucifer $87,403,761
9 Gerdler sucks lol $86,001,997
10 h2orich




You cannot break that with 5 men ^^^

Who cares about netting? I wanted a fire to roast some of my marsh mellows on so I could make smores.

The deletion of the team server has been moved forward by one month due to this thread.

I've always felt that a true badass wouldn't need to lie about anything. The truth should just speak for itself. That's clearly a minority opinion around here though.

Has the deletion date been announced anywhere?

The glory is equivalent to wiping your butt and and having nothing left on the paper.

Care to elaborate on this cryptic 2nd paragraph, or are you just touting nonsense with no meaning.

Also if you’re going to shut the server down just do it, stop threatening to do it, be a man not a tease just get on with it

You should just do it now and save us all some grief or are you not badass enough?

Why do you always turn up spouting numbers?

here is some numbers for you.

personal best finishes in team unaided

Cathakins - 152 4 The Hydra (#28) 11,798 $80,170,310 HG Snake
Rokkie - 119 2 Fear of the Dark (#22) 10 $83,300,355 HG Darkn3ss

As one can see I am a far superior net gainer here than you are because I have you beat personally by 3.2m net worth, ill take my 2nd spot knowing I legit earned it, Where as you need to flex some numbers and claim you're amazing when you was nothing but aided into them top spots on the leaderboards, pathetic, truly pathetic, also before you come back posting how low my best of 3 is compared to your aided best of 3, I play in a war tag that spends most of it's time killing, we don't net often net, so case mute.

I have a higher finish than him on the Alliance server too.

He is a fraud.

Happy to answer questions from premium patron members: no announced date at this time.

Thank you good sir!

Agreed.

I have barely played team and alliance but that is hilarious I am also a top player on those servers.

My point was my team was the best. The numbers don’t lie.




Rollie: I can beat that score. Notice on tourney I always hit my highest scores with techers but I rarely play techer.

I just simply was playing
For fun. If I was strictly playing for record high scores I could have done it as a techer for sure and not always switched strategies.



The only server I have really dedicated time to making top ten on was express and I think I’m ranked 7 over there. I could do that on any server and I will do other servers next.


I just thought team and alliance was shady so I left. Slag is right I’m not with the shady stuff and I don’t want to be a part of a community like that.

Lol what shady stuff?

Team has consistently fallen short because it has never truly embodied the spirit of the server. It’s nothing more than a failed experiment, an idea that never lived up to its potential.

Your take is so flawed, I refuse to waste another millisecond entertaining such egregious lapses in logic. Consider this my final acknowledgment of your misguided reasoning.

The best example is when milk came here and darkness infiltrated his clan as a new player acting like they would help him in order to sabotage his team he was building, its no wonder he ended up playing the way he did after the way he was treated. Imagine having to cheat to beat some new players. Your titles are all a joke because of how you guys played to get it.

To be fair to Cathankins, he's at least talking about the team server and providing supporting evidence for his position. He's even taking pride in his ingame accomplishments! You can disagree with his conclusion, but his behavior is 1000X preferable to spreading lies that hurt the game for no reason.

I was actually going to bring in a second team but the team didn’t want to because of that exact reason. I don’t have a take. My take is that snake hit the highest score ever on this server period. That’s why my name is up in 1st.


We hit 200 mil + with 5 guys unaided. That was the one set we got very serious and we nailed it our first try. That’s a fact, Jack. My opinion is irrelevant.

Andrew did the number crunching that set so it was really him that was the wizard behind the score of you want to talk about best players

Cath? You’re talking about the guy that suicided monsters and evo? Promised to continue to suicide them because they took in laf players? And got his ass kicked by sol and mercs?

Cath, the guy that took a bunch of blues clues brigade to kill Superfly in alliance and then got his tag wiped by the defenders?

The one that posted all over AT about wanting to get rid of Muslims because he is a Zionist?

Gotcha.

I will be genuinely sad if this place ever closes due to its history regardless of my personal feelings about anyone here.

I think if you got some of these gamer influencers to do a segment on the game you could possibly attract some new players. This video has 40k views and was posted last month and I think a lot of guys here are underestimating the potential of this place.

Why NOW Is The Golden Age Of Retro Gaming!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4mJph5yZtA4

Lol milk posted that?

Im pretty sure that was me that said I wish the world had one religion so everyone could quit fighting over what their beliefs are. Then everyone twisted it into some hysterical Karen Being offended genocide thing like always.


But yes that guy came here to play. Saw how darkness does it and adopted your tactics.


I shamed it them and I shame it now. I give my enemies a fair shot at battle because I like war and the spirit of a warrior and battle.

That’s not what you said. You said

You said “I want for Muslims to not exist”

I’m glad we have good mods to clean that bs up.

I think you got milkman and bhole confused. Bhole was the guy that came to teams, milkman was just a sidekick that ended up doxxing bhole over some drama.

And coalie you brag all the time about being an armed goon for the Zionist regime lol how can you be offended at Zionism when you are an enforcer if it? That’s laughable.


At least milk just talks about it instead of actually living it out right lol

Yes I want for a one world religion to exist so we can have world peace. As long as Muslims and Christians and Jews exist we will never have that.


Feigning being offended at zionism while you always brag about being its enforcer is hilarious though

What that means is I wish we could all come together under one belief set or truth not genocide

Notice who always brings this up by the way lol


Is this where you cry out to ban me now?

Why is it ok for coalie to always attack zionist jews and no one can respond it my question


Especially weird since he brags about being a goon destined to be sent to war with Iran lol

Bringing up stuff that was already deleted by moderators is not helpful. Taking the bait that hard is not helpful. None of this has anything to do with the team server.

We were doing so well =(

Glad you see who always brings this up though. It’s like this every single time.

What lies? This game is burning dumpster fire of what is used to be, the only thing holding it together is the vets and some of the old alliances heads.

Seems more like the small core group is more intent on driving away players. I bet this antagonistic behavior has driven away a majority of the people who left. Then you guys play the victim and get offended is what is really crazy.

Coming from the guy who literally drove away netters by greifing them lol. Do you even know what you are typing down?

Oh I don’t want to drive anyone away. I’m a premium user and a forum patron. I have financially contributed to the game, therefore I have skin in the game.

I want to drive YOU from the game cath, you’re a toxic charlatan. As confirmed by your history of multiple bans on the forum.

Good thing your daddy, Slagpit, made you a netting server where you have a safe space to hide from us.

Hey, aren't you the guy constantly tossing out fake accusations of racist behavior? Yes, that's right, that is you. You're a lying, fraudulent, underhanded piece of trash.

Cathankins doesn't play on the coop server, so if you want to make fun of his netting go with that approach.

I'd be happy to improve the warring experience (I've put a fair amount of thought into it actually) but players who prefer war aren't clear about what they want on the boards. There are a few minor ideas posted but they usually go 50:50 in terms of support.

I don't think that I've ever asked anyone to financially support the game. It's not an expectation. The expectations are not to cheat and not to break any laws. Exceeding expectations means not doing stuff that deliberately hurts the game.

Maybe it’s just me but every time cath enters a thread it tends to get derailed into something else, when he doesn’t enter it seems to stay on topic…