Due to the recent influx of non-historical players on the Team server, the Team Regiment Of Linguistic Looters and Extreme Debaters (TROLLED) has authorized a new set of nick-naming conventions to be heretofore applied to all Team Server Talk communications. These nick-names have been developed as a means of standardizing naming of active posters based upon a simple descriptive format to minimize confusion.

While the TROLLED committee recognizes that not all players can be assigned nick-names at this time and this is an organic list, this list DOES include the majority of players determined to 'matter' on the server.

If your name does not appear on this list, it probably means that your contribution to Team Server Talk has been deemed inconsequential. Please contact your TROLLED representative for further information.

The ALPHA LIST:

Vic = Optimus Prime
Braden = The Mystic
Mr Ford = Denatonium
Celphi = Deep Blue
Marshal = RNG
Vamps = Prep-H
KingCobra = The Savior
Quaxbi = Bradens Duck
Link = lol boi
Dreckon = Nostras Pride
Elvesrus = Red Pill
Tella = The Loch Ness Mod
Dissident = Throwback Everyday
KOH = The Witness
Cyref = Gramps
Akula = Car Bomb
Thunder = Cool Story Bro
ZDH = Topper
ssewllusmc = wudafukdisspell?
Superfly = <3 WOG
colo = Hyperbullfluff
Heston = Blue Pill
archaic = doucheosaurus

Appeals can be submitted in writing on the back of a US $20 and mailed to an address to be provided by Deep Blue.

Thanks you,

TROLLED

lol these cracked me up. wtf is a topper?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=topper

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Yeah I read your post on the other thread. But I am in fact at the coast. Galveston TX. On the gulf of Mexico...i'll be happy to post pics for you when we get back next this weekend.

lol

topped +1.



I laughed way harder bro :-P .

Gotta live up to my new topper nickname.

vic is more like megatron than optimus prime.

seventy one.

lol

did you have to google mine or did you already have that in your vocabulary from looking at rocks all day?

I love how I made the list twice

you made my heart warm twice, archaic is just aplreciative of this.

I knew of it, but I had to google the name.

shhh

only reason i know of it is anti-freeze

my official reaction to your list

http://i.imgur.com/AMdzuWS.gif

Lol.

I made a list.

*puts on my shades*

*puts on my better more expensive shades*

shades are for assholes

This thread has merit.

I am glad to discover that my contribution to this completely worthless board have been deemed inconsequential. And I'd hate to be on the same list as Heston.

getafix?

h-train

Take note, mrford has an extensive shades collection

maybe you didnt pick up on that line of jokes

Does this mean we wont be taking long hot showers until the early morning hours?

Not until you have plied him with drinks and roofies.

I'd only accept those from ZEN.

Ha, braden has been trying to ply me with roofies and e-coffee's for some time, I am immune to his charms and yours Heston.

immune to my e-charms?

not e-likely. youre just playing e-hard to get, is all

the only thing e-hard about getafix is his e-peen

lol. that was on purpose btw i'm not really a topper...But I am better then all of you and have way cooler stories. lol I love my new title.

Except ours are more true ;)

Trade reds for some blues?

but you don't take me down the rabbit hole :p

What if I told you . . .

Thank you archaic for seeing the value in the step change in organic process improvement that I have brought fourth to the server.


Growth From Within

Games that pursue organic growth – growth from within – learn that such growth requires time and nurturing, as expanding must be done prudently, at each point biting off only what other earth players can chew, and allowing each move to digest before expanding further. The risks of organic growth lie in bot expansion that outpaces the ability to effectively introduce more human players to the game. Stretching our resources too thin (IE overloading mods like Tellarion), strains capital, or diverts focus from the business’ core mission which is to keep growing the human player base. Text games that grow organically can control their rate of growth and normally face less cultural and integration challenges than those that choose an inorganic strategy.


Inorganic Growth-Accelerated Approach

With inorganic growth, via mergers, acquisitions, and joint ventures, market share and assets are immediately larger, new skills and knowledge become available, and access to new games and new player markets may be easier.

But this sudden increase in size presents significant management challenges that increase with the size and complexities of the new entity created. People and branding issues are likely to arise. Systems, sales and support capabilities must be scaled and positioned to meet new demands such as increased moderators to control Elders, xBaDx, Celphi and now King Cobra.

Mergers, acquisitions and joint ventures that, on paper, look like ideal matches, can still fall far short of expectations (Just ask Donny's girl how short he is) if company cultures aren’t blended effectively. Deals often fail not because of bad strategy (Bad Strategy like EvoDJB vs xBaDx this set), but by poor integration and execution (See the 800+ deffends on Celphi's 2 countries) either on the back end, operationally, or on the front end in integrating brands.

A skillfully executed growth strategy (DrunkSex vs any team that they tag kill in the FS) – whether buy or build — can open the door to increased opportunity. In the end, success comes down to skillful execution and integration. The task can resemble a puzzle of many pieces. But when properly assembled, what emerges is a bright picture of value creation and accelerated growth.

Thus I <3 WOG (The Artist Formally Known As SuperFly) would like to assemble my own puzzle or integrate into an existing puzzle to war next set.

false, like that one time I wrestled a full grown dragon and won.

that doesn't even compare to the time I was hitting Hermione long fluff style while battling Voldermort at the same time.

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/...cture/283928/80658704.jpg

be honest ;)

Is this because I'm so great at dealing with all of the irritating assholes on this server?

13...honest

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. . . that Braden was really just a bot that was left as Resadas parting gift to our community . . . and that Marshal was just a failed prototype bot.

👍

#8 when I was hitting the Avada Kedavra oh yeah!

One does not simply control King Cobra, one can only hope to contain him.

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pfft, he'll volunteer.

LOL! good point archaic.