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posted by
Xintros:
FINALLY THE TRUTH! GOVERNMENT DENIES ZOMBIES!!
The flesh-eating living dead don't actually exist, said a spokesman for the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC). "CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms)," agency spokesman David Daigle told The Huffington Post.
http://news.yahoo.com/...g-cdc-says-221809617.html
Almost all disaster scenarios throughout history the ruling body denies or at very least plays down the seriousness of the situation until it is a major problem. If indeed there was a Zombie apocalypse coming what would you expect the government do? Ride through city streets in tanks blasting on loud speakers. THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING!!! THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES AND SHOOT FOR THEIR HEADS!!!!
Or
Deny it in its entirety blame it on bad LSD to keep people calm while they try to develop a vaccine and contingency plan.
Official CDC statement: Zombies are fake
One month later
Cure Found:
CDC spokesman: We would like all people to remain calm there is a new strain of the flu know as H2N1x all people who are exhibiting flu like symptoms and fevers in excess of 103 should report to FEMA inoculations sites for vaccinations.
Cure not found:
All major news networks:
BREAKING NEWS: there has been a terrorist attack in Florida. Nuclear bombs were detonated in several locations throughout the state no further information is known at this time.
1 Hour later:
BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: The bombs that were detonated 1 hour ago have caused massive earth quakes. The state of Florida has just broke off from the United States and is floating east into the Atlantic Ocean.
1 Hour later:
BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: Oh MY God I can’t believe what we are watching on our Satellite feed the former state of Florida is sinking into the Atlantic Ocean.
1 Day later:
Official White House statement:
This horrific attack on the United States the work of a Right Wing Extremist group led by former president George W. Bush. I assure you I will root out and destroy all God fearing Americans so an attack like this will never happen again. The only way to do this is abolish the Executive, Legislative and judicial branches of government declare myself Führer of America. From this moment forward I command you can live in peace without fear or else.