http://newsone.com/.../florida-cannibal-attack/


“He was literally eating his face, from the top of his forehead to his jaw is gone. He wasn’t only gnawing at it, he was swallowing bits of his face,” said Armando Aguilar"

There's a survey there as well


Do You Believe Drugs Is The Root of The Violent Attacks?

Yes, drugs will make you go crazy!

No, the apocalypse has begun! Get ready.

No, the government is testing bioweaponry.

"The causeway connects downtown Miami with Miami Beach and the Miami end of the bridge is a magnet for many of the city's homeless people."

are they going to rename it to Donner Pass? err, guess i mean Eugene Causeway?

It has begun.

Save yourselves !! RUN !!! Throw your wife (only hot ones) and daughter (18 and above) out on the streets and RUN !

its the beginning of the end

hannibsl lecter wannabe.

None of the above on the survey, its Bush's fault.

Bush doesn't care about face eating Zombies?

SPAM

no offense.... but does there really need to be a newspaper for Black America? I mean is there like separate news for black and white america?

clearly a zombie, how obvious does it need to be before people accept it

If you believe your a zombie long enough...

It has begun, I've got 11 other articles to go with the above article as proof.

you got the one where Zombies swarm a Soviet Sniper and rip him apart nightvision style?

It took SIX shots from the cop to down this face eating mofo btw

You guys have obviously never been in a fight with someone on PCP ;-)

charcoal would know too. not because he works in a hospital but because he regularly does PCP

Only at the cottage.....so Canada Day and August Long weekend!

Canada shouldnt have its own day, thats silly.

There goes my LSD connection!

seems he was on bath salts, so lsd should still be zombie free ;P

Don't ask Charcoal, ask LC. He is the resident expert.

about god damn time

I believe it is free advertisement for new Zombie movie to come out staring Brad Pit. Expect more ZOMBIES!! Lots of em.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0816711/

Synopsis of Novel by Max Brooks (I own his Zombie Survival Handbook btw)

"...the history of 'World War Z'. Although the origin of the zombie pandemic is unknown, the story begins in China after a zombie bites a young boy, who becomes the pandemic's 'patient zero'."

http://notmytribe.com/...12/05/AuBvnUxCIAEN5k_.jpg

OMG!!!!

Another one

http://globalgrind.com/...zombie-apocalypse-details

http://www.saultstar.com/...cleDisplay.aspx?e=3573787 <-- Man bites cop, lands in jail -- 1 day ago

http://www.nydailynews.com/...ing-s-i-article-1.1088041 <-- Staten Island man bites other man...

"He chewed his ear - he must have been hungry," one witness said with a laugh. "He must have been reading about that cannibal down in Miami or something." -- 1 day ago

http://www.upi.com/...-them/UPI-64621338477849/ <<- "Man cut wife's lips off, ate them" -- Published: May 31, 2012

http://winteryknight.wordpress.com/...victim-was-his-gay-lover/ <<-- The killer also appears to eat some of the flesh. 06/01/2012 • 10:00 PM

FINALLY THE TRUTH! GOVERNMENT DENIES ZOMBIES!!

The flesh-eating living dead don't actually exist, said a spokesman for the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC). "CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms)," agency spokesman David Daigle told The Huffington Post.
But what prompted the official reassurance?

http://news.yahoo.com/...g-cdc-says-221809617.html

http://zombiecookbook.net/stories.html

i fear no zombies.

LC is tweaking crack.

Almost all disaster scenarios throughout history the ruling body denies or at very least plays down the seriousness of the situation until it is a major problem. If indeed there was a Zombie apocalypse coming what would you expect the government do? Ride through city streets in tanks blasting on loud speakers. THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING!!! THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES AND SHOOT FOR THEIR HEADS!!!!

Or

Deny it in its entirety blame it on bad LSD to keep people calm while they try to develop a vaccine and contingency plan.

Official CDC statement: Zombies are fake

One month later

Cure Found:
CDC spokesman: We would like all people to remain calm there is a new strain of the flu know as H2N1x all people who are exhibiting flu like symptoms and fevers in excess of 103 should report to FEMA inoculations sites for vaccinations.

Cure not found:

All major news networks:
BREAKING NEWS: there has been a terrorist attack in Florida. Nuclear bombs were detonated in several locations throughout the state no further information is known at this time.

1 Hour later:

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: The bombs that were detonated 1 hour ago have caused massive earth quakes. The state of Florida has just broke off from the United States and is floating east into the Atlantic Ocean.

1 Hour later:

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: Oh MY God I can’t believe what we are watching on our Satellite feed the former state of Florida is sinking into the Atlantic Ocean.

1 Day later:

Official White House statement:
This horrific attack on the United States the work of a Right Wing Extremist group led by former president George W. Bush. I assure you I will root out and destroy all God fearing Americans so an attack like this will never happen again. The only way to do this is abolish the Executive, Legislative and judicial branches of government declare myself Führer of America. From this moment forward I command you can live in peace without fear or else.

bought dang time that that gonorrhea infected penis done broke off and fell into the ocean. was thinking we'd be stuck with it forever.

http://tiptoplolz.com/...nope-nope-nope-never-ever

Try sleeping after seeing that thing without looking at the corner.... or under your blanket...

bah. that thing better know how to run fast if i catch it in my apartment.

it IS official though ...

http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombies.htm

http://www.cdc.gov/...225700_A_Zombie_Final.pdf

http://youtu.be/JISKtgIlqyA <--Golfing zombie

http://youtu.be/cHcSzqn-rKA <-- Ninja zombie

Best keep a record of these...... o_O

FlameHead and I in our neighborhood see a RL Zombie! The CVS employee was nice enough to open the door for the ZOMBIE! It did grunt and moan, roaming around aimlessly in the store.


http://s78.photobucket.com/...o-2012-06-09-18-55-49.mp4