Nov 22nd 2016, 14:56:21
I do not care that you cheated. That is not my grievance.
I agree that your bold, brazen, bizarre all-encompassing cheating made the game challenging, more fun.
I want my baseball players on steroids.
I want my football linemen to be guzzling HGH and mainlining bull semen. Who cares if they die at 45?
I want my pitchers to be putting big ol' slimy honkers on the ball before they throw it.
That cheating and its prosecution can be part of the game and makes it a much more entertaining pass time.
I want my adversaries to be at their very best and if that means they piss on every rule and cheat across multiple servers, so be it.
The way you used your boxcar site to protect LaE members on every server was smart, the way you figured out how to play each other's countries was inspired. The way you had enforcers kill players who double tapped your clansmen on Express was impressive.
I love it that you put the time, energy and imagination into cheating with as many people as possible across every single server. Well done.
I mean that.
Frankly though it was ill-befitting a great cheating clan like LaE to moan and wail when they got caught by a cheater.
In your defense, neither you nor Jag wept nor bawled about the way your clan was killed, but Now3P, Mo and llaar did.
IMHO, you should have instructed your lackeys not to complain about being hacked.
I have been accused of loving the forums more than the game itself. GUILTY
When Mo comes on and plays the aggrieved innocent after years of being a self-confessed brazen cheater, I love it.
Such an entertaining case study of psycho pathology, character flaws and developmental disability.
I do not envy your task of trying to manage a guy like that.
When "lieing Scott", our resident holocaust denier, comes on and says you guys never cheated, I chuckle.
No, my grievance with you is not that you cheated. Who could hate that kind of vision, energy and leadership?
My grievance is with what happened to the rule set of this great server as the result of your efforts.
Every time I run out of spy ops, every time I have 20 unusable missiles at set end, every time I realize that spies, troops and tanks have been rendered irrelevant, I curse Jag and now you since he is gone.
This was a great, complex, complicated game before you diminished it. That is my grievance with you.