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May 4th 2015, 10:42:01

Originally posted by braden:

i like to call fishing throwing metal into water.

bass pro shops is summers heaven. and when drinking on the shore, yea a worm a bobber and a bottle of scotch. the actual catching of fish, however, ruins this particular activity, i find.

I have found that if you sit by the water, drinking....folks will call you a drunk
But, if you sit by the water, drinking, with a fishing rod near by.....folks call you a fisherman.....and I am a damn good fisherman!

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Apr 28th 2015, 10:56:49

I got a good laugh at the response to my silly question.....the truth be known, Social Security is funded by the workers. Welfare is funded by money that grows on trees.

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Apr 26th 2015, 12:29:27

Why is it we always hear that Social Security is going broke, and we never hear that Welfare is going broke? I think I answered my own question.

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Apr 26th 2015, 12:25:54

I think it's simple....come in to the Alliance server and join an alliance. If you don't, you find out why it is called an Alliance server. :)

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Apr 24th 2015, 13:47:07

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Apr 21st 2015, 11:08:53

Boner

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Apr 13th 2015, 10:02:22

...or you get double tapped by #19 and he says he is sorry LOL And ya wonder why I have maintained the country of Suicidal .... let the fun begin!

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Apr 13th 2015, 9:59:57

Originally posted by Heston:

Originally posted by Requiem:

Heston before anyone will listen to you... you must first follow your own advice... BTW ill see you at 4:30 *WINK WINK*

You know i am a business man. Why do you disrespect? Perhaps that tranny you exclusively request will not be as enthusiastic this time when i drop it off. $3600 today plus whatever you work out with that thing.....
Enjoy!

I hear Trife is always enthusiastic ~boner~

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Mar 29th 2015, 11:15:32

Just remember, no matter where you go......there you are. And, a wet bird never flies at night.

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Mar 12th 2015, 10:28:48

Yeah, over the years, I have seen all the countries switch to Monarchies for war WTF

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Mar 11th 2015, 21:18:55

sswell, ford.....not much difference LOL

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Mar 11th 2015, 21:12:23

Either bitten by the noob bug, or taking pity on us Stoners: (Monarchy?)

War Machine (#8)
(Monarchy)
Clan: SoL
Rank: 106
Networth: 9,844,405
Land: 10664
Successful Attack Percentage: 100%

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Mar 10th 2015, 0:01:52

Your Mamma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh!t out of the toilet.

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Mar 10th 2015, 0:00:20

Yo Mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking.

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Mar 9th 2015, 23:59:57

Your momma's like a gun, two fluffs and she's loaded!

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Mar 9th 2015, 23:58:53

Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company.

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Mar 9th 2015, 23:55:44

took me awhile to realize "OMG" meant "Obama Must Go"

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Mar 9th 2015, 17:16:13

I have seen a LOT of idiots in my time on Earth, but ssewellusmc takes the cake by far.

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Mar 8th 2015, 14:15:26

It's not a matter of control over members. We are re-living the early days of this game, breaking in noobs. We paid out a lot of reps last set for noob mistakes (Blade took care of organizing that). He tried to work it out with Warrior and all Warrior was prepared to do was FS us. Then Warrior punked out and jumped tags.
We thought it time to teach the noobs and they are fastly learning what to do and what NOT to do.
Sure, it may be painful for us this set, but remember, teach the noobs and gain more players.
If anyone wants to bring back the days of old, feel free to jump on in and hit SOL/SOF......let's crank it up a little and show the noobs how we roll.

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Mar 7th 2015, 10:27:41

Nothing wrong with a war to break the boredom. Win or lose, it's a war and we are not bored. As for giving up, let us know when you get tired of killing/farming us. Until then, we won't be bored.

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Mar 6th 2015, 23:40:23

Warrior stirred up the fluff when Undertaker and Blade tried to fix it, Warrior made sure there was going to be a war.
When the war started he jumped tags to protect himself and leave SOF hanging. Then to bring in SOL is just too damned funny. Then again, I am sure SOL likes kissing their Grandmothers too.

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Mar 6th 2015, 13:52:47

Si, come on over to Stones.. Blade needs someone to support his morals :)

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Mar 6th 2015, 13:50:44

Blade, trust me....I KNOW how she likes it. Sooooo many women, Sooooooo little time :)

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Mar 6th 2015, 13:46:00

Send me a PM for the best HVAC advice on this server :)

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Mar 5th 2015, 21:41:01

Hey, I am no drama queen, as long as my stecker still picks out....it's all good

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Mar 5th 2015, 15:13:33

And we don't shave our pubes....well Blade might :P

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Mar 5th 2015, 15:10:49

*checking to see if I care what people think about Stones*

Nope, don't care :)

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Mar 5th 2015, 15:09:28

We may be a young alliance, by name only. A few of us have been here since 1998, a.k.a the good ole days.
Planned wars and land trading are killing this game. Proof, just look at the post about Stones. We go a little crazy and everyone gets interested.
I hate you pacifist, purist, treehuggin', Obama luvin', libtards that are trying to take over the game.....so don't accuse Stones of killing ya bunch of fluffers LOL

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Mar 5th 2015, 2:52:45

ISIS is JV compared to Stones.....just ask Obama

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Mar 5th 2015, 2:50:38

Confirming all things that need confirmed.

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Mar 3rd 2015, 20:38:44

I broke a few bones in the foot. After three surgeries, they removed the bones in the ball of the foot.
As a result of the initial trauma/the three surgeries, I have developed a progressive nerve disease called "Foot RSD".
You should look it up, great pictures! Oh yeah, and as of now, there is no cure so it only gets worse.

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Mar 3rd 2015, 10:45:37

Originally posted by Jayr:

Originally posted by Suicidal:

If we used our brains, none of us would be here

If i were you, and you were me, i'd use your body to get to the top of this mountain.

I already live at the top of a mountain, in West Virginia. You are too late. I am just in time, now that I have this busted up foot.

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Mar 2nd 2015, 12:09:50

If we used our brains, none of us would be here

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Mar 2nd 2015, 12:06:34

Then add more bots :P

P.S. timmie, anyone that knows me, knows that I am a noob and that I hate killing, hate war, hate building military countries, hate having spies and associated cost, and I am not very active. I just play so that I can fulfill the tree hugging spirit that dwells in me.

Edited By: Suicidal on Mar 2nd 2015, 12:14:33
See Original Post

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Mar 1st 2015, 10:43:06

timmie, if I wanted your opinion...I would give it to you :)

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Feb 26th 2015, 11:35:54

When Trife heard the pitchers were on their way, he immediately bent over (no lube or nuffin')

Hail Orioles!

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Feb 26th 2015, 11:33:23

I AM IAN_DANGER, ~~WAIT, LET ME CHECK~~ NOPE, I AM NOT IAN_DANGER

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Feb 26th 2015, 11:29:45

We do cuz we can...as for Stones policies, I got drunk destroyed them all. Reading policies makes my head hurt.....we are a bunch of free balling, Junk Yard Dogs.

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Feb 26th 2015, 11:24:06

Itchy trigger fingers :) We do cuz we can.

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Feb 24th 2015, 12:45:58

FORD = First-On-Race-Day suck it Toyota!!

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Feb 24th 2015, 12:40:03

Save all the FR headaches and just go to war :) ~Boner~

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Feb 22nd 2015, 13:33:30

That will teach Kyle to drive a Toyota!

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Feb 17th 2015, 10:56:48

D.E.A.D. ~Boner~

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Feb 17th 2015, 10:48:24

When you are dumb, you better be tough.

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Feb 10th 2015, 15:58:21

I am hating Alliance because of "planned wars". If you want to plan a war, keep it quiet among the leaders and let the members think they are warring because, well, to me it is a war game. As for untags, they are a great recruiting tool until you try to recruit a bot.... bot = landfarm :P

~Suicidal's BONUS~