serpy join our chat ;D

ok so for now on every alliance is gonna put DANGER on their DNH list, riiight? :P

from farm list?

leave them on farm. they'll have more explosions, but the explosions will be smaller. they are happy with any size explosions.

ewwww....

I, for one, like DANGER's approach to the server. I have watched new clans over and over get farmed, come on AT and ppl tell them "you need to show you can retaliate in a way that will deter farming"!

Now, that is completely illogical if what you mean by retal is 1:1 with the retal'er coming out ahead... because that NEVER happens when a clan with 1/10 the members is getting farmed by 10 clans. They cannot possible make all those retals.

So DANGER chose a "1:KILL" retal policy and made it very public. When 1:KILL on only the offending country failed to sufficiently deter LG's, they went to "1:KILL" and "CLAN:CLAN" policy. How other clans choose to react to that (pacting, DNH'ing, leaving on farm, will retal or neutral) is up to them. But every clan leader knows DANGER's policy.

DANGER seems perfectly willing to accept that it will take them years to get this message across and potentially constart war sets with clans who disagree... But as long as they are ok with that, I don't see a problem with it... everyone is going in eyes-open.

+1 Atryn.

don't hurt serpy :'(

+1 million

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO GETS IT!

YES, FORESAKEN, YOU ARE CORRECT. MOST OTHER CLANS DO PUT THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! ON THEIR DO NOT EXPLODE (DNE) LIST. AND THAT IS JUST FINE WITH US! IT IS ALL WE HAVE BEEN REQUESTING FOR THE LAST 17 MONTHS.

ABOUT TWO OUT OF EVERY THREE RESETS, A GROUP WILL BECOME ARROGANT ENOUGH TO THINK, "THEY SHOULDN'T BE ON OUR DNE! THEY ARE ONLY 7 MEMBERS!" THEN WE ARE FORCED TO REMIND PEOPLE WHY THEY SHOULD HAVE US ON THEIR DNE.

WE MAY BE ONLY 7 MEMBERS, BUT IT ALWAYS PROVES UNPROFITABLE TO ENGAGE IN UNPROVOKED AGGRESSION AGAINST US. OUR "MEAGER SUICIDE", AS SOMEONE ELSE HERE CALLED IT, HAS RESULTED SO FAR IN A NET LOSS FOR OUR FOES OF 70,000 ACRES AND 144,000 BUILDINGS. WE, OF COURSE, DO NOT CALL THIS SUICIDING. WE CALL IT RIGHTEOUS DEFENSE! WE CALL IT ENSURING THAT THERE IS NO BENEFIT TO ATTACKING OUR MIGHTY CLAN!

SOME DAY, EVERYONE WILL GET IT LIKE YOU DO, FORESAKEN. AND ON THAT DAY, THERE WILL BE PEACE AND LOVE... AND ALSO CAKE!!!! WE WERE PROMISED CAKE! WHERE IS THE CAKE!!!

HA!

SAM
BREAKFAST HUNTER,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

TPA can cry and whine and beat their chests, they might even kill off DANGER (though with the restart changes they probably have a feisty Australian devil on their hands), but no one can deny that their 70k acres is gone not to talk about 144k buildings, lmao. You can't beat your chest out of that one. Such leadership failures would require uprisings every where in the world except from the rubbish players on this server.

Also, why isn't Serp playing in DANGER? Country name is all caps, strat was all x. More failures from TPA.

Fire your bosses and STFU dumbasses!

DEAR TPA: THE SONG YOU ARE LOOKING FOR IS THIS ONE:

"ALL SEVEN WE WILL WATCH THEM FALL, THEY STAND IN THE WAY OF LOVE AND WE WILL SMOTE THEM ALL WITH THEIR INTELLECT AND THEIR SAVOIR FAIRE, NO ONE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE CAN EVER COMPARE SO DON"T CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ONE DAY ALL SEVEN WILL DIE"

BUT SINCE NO YOUTUBE VIDEO OF THE MUSIC VIDEO FOR THIS SONG CAN BE FOUND YOU DO NOT HAVE TO TURN YOURSELVES INTO A SYMBOLE.

WE MAY BE SEVEN, BUT THE MONKEYS ARE INFINITE

HA!
JOE DANGER
PROVIDER OF OBSCURE MUSIC REFERENCES
AND IN CHARGE OF NOTHING

PS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbnJqmS2blM IS NOT THE VIDEO YOU ARE LOOKING FOR!

SEVEN DEADLY SINS
SEVEN WAYS TO WIN
SEVEN HOLY PATHS TO HELL...
AND YOUR TRIP BEGINS

SEVEN DOWNWARD SLOPES
SEVEN BLOODIED HOPES
SEVEN ARE YOUR BURNING FIRES
SEVEN YOUR DESIRES.....

Moonchild - hear the mandrake scream
Moonchild - open the seventh seal
Moonchild - You'll be mine soon child
Moonchild - take my hand tonight

Xintros, is it me or does SAM do a pretty good NOSE impersonation? Lol. If only he was a turnip and carrot farmer....

[quote poster=Xinhuan; 29021; 522951]Wow. I want to join THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! [/quote]

I UNILATERALLY APPROVE THIS APPLICATION!

[quote poster=SAM_DANGER; 29021; 523200]

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO GETS IT!

YES, FORESAKEN, YOU ARE CORRECT. MOST OTHER CLANS DO PUT THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! ON THEIR DO NOT EXPLODE (DNE) LIST. AND THAT IS JUST FINE WITH US! IT IS ALL WE HAVE BEEN REQUESTING FOR THE LAST 17 MONTHS.

ABOUT TWO OUT OF EVERY THREE RESETS, A GROUP WILL BECOME ARROGANT ENOUGH TO THINK, "THEY SHOULDN'T BE ON OUR DNE! THEY ARE ONLY 7 MEMBERS!" THEN WE ARE FORCED TO REMIND PEOPLE WHY THEY SHOULD HAVE US ON THEIR DNE.

WE MAY BE ONLY 7 MEMBERS, BUT IT ALWAYS PROVES UNPROFITABLE TO ENGAGE IN UNPROVOKED AGGRESSION AGAINST US. OUR "MEAGER SUICIDE", AS SOMEONE ELSE HERE CALLED IT, HAS RESULTED SO FAR IN A NET LOSS FOR OUR FOES OF 70,000 ACRES AND 144,000 BUILDINGS. WE, OF COURSE, DO NOT CALL THIS SUICIDING. WE CALL IT RIGHTEOUS DEFENSE! WE CALL IT ENSURING THAT THERE IS NO BENEFIT TO ATTACKING OUR MIGHTY CLAN!

SOME DAY, EVERYONE WILL GET IT LIKE YOU DO, FORESAKEN. AND ON THAT DAY, THERE WILL BE PEACE AND LOVE... AND ALSO CAKE!!!! WE WERE PROMISED CAKE! WHERE IS THE CAKE!!!

HA!

SAM
BREAKFAST HUNTER,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! [/quote]


THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!

wrong user u posted ;p

ahh, the brackets in "THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!" are screwing with the quote function. ban them! ban them all!

[quote poster=GodHead Dibs; 29021; 523646]ahh, the brackets in "THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!" are screwing with the quote function. ban them! ban them all! [/quote]

testing 1 2 3 ...



testing 4 5 6 ...

Posting with brackets should be forbidden. :D

Haha this is the most fun thread i've read so far :)))

Nah I think you missed that fact that the quote brackets are there....it is messed up. foresaken was quoting, that was not his response.

Wait. Someone is hitting our fdp? God damn it why am I in Pakistan when everything is so exciting!!!

oh don't worry, you probably already signed a unap with their enemies.

nothing to see here ;)

danger sucks

[quote poster=MauricXe; 29021; 523772]

unaps can be broken, see CC vs NBK in FFA. :P

[quote poster=Marshal; 29021; 523829]

Not the first time... and wrong server. LOL

it was freshest example.

#342 dont PS all of your tanks troops and jets then get killed :P

Why would TPA fire the Leader/Leaders? Leaders of TPA didn't fail. And why are you so affected by the way? You are more rubbish than those of DANGER..

PS: TPA will never cry.. :)

Cheers!

president paolo wouldn't fire himself

he wont obviously ;D

Haha crest23 talking as if he is part of DANGER. Well is he? Join DANGER then so you can experience foever restart. Nuff talk and let the war do the talking.

hahahahahahh i may probably just be tired but i do find that funny

lol @ ninong..

*sees red danger countries*
Your mighty clan looks even more mini than it twas

NOSE got his point across in fewer words and more vegetables. SAM is windy, boring and skippable. I haven't read more than two lines of any post he's made. ;-)

I DEBATE WHETHER I SHOULD JUMP IN TO DEFEND MY DEAR BROTHER SAM, BUT GIVEN THAT I AM QUITE CERTAIN THAT HE IS AT THIS VERY MOMENT SITTING IN A CORNER, HUGGING HIS KNEES, AND WEEPING SOFTLY, WAILING "WOE IS ME, XINTROS DOESN'T READ MY POSTS!!!" I FEEL COMPELLED.

SO, IN SAM'S DEFENSE, I SAY YOU SIR ARE A MEANIE. AND I BET YOU READ MORE THAN TWO LINES, TWO. ;-)

HA!
BILL
MINISTER OF BREVITY
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

XINTROS!

BILL IS CORRECT THAT YOU HURT MY FEELINGS! A LOT!

I WILL TRY TO KEEP THIS BRIEF IN THE HOPES THAT YOU WILL NOT STAB ME IN MY SOUL AGAIN WITH A FLAMING POGO STICK. OH, THE PAIN! ALSO BECAUSE I AM TYPING THIS ON MY KINDLE, WHICH IS INFURIATINGLY CUMBERSOME!

RED COUNTRIES ARE IRRELEVANT TO US.

OUR OBJECTIVES HAVE BEEN ACHIEVED.

FOR US, THIS WAR WAS WON WITHIN THE FIRST TWO HOURS!

HA!

SAM
WINDED,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

Nuff said.

[quote poster=SAM_DANGER; 29021; 524692]XINTROS!

BILL IS CORRECT THAT YOU HURT MY FEELINGS! A LOT!

I WILL TRY TO KEEP THIS BRIEF IN THE HOPES THAT YOU WILL NOT STAB ME IN MY SOUL AGAIN WITH A FLAMING POGO STICK. OH, THE PAIN! ALSO BECAUSE I AM TYPING THIS ON MY KINDLE, WHICH IS INFURIATINGLY CUMBERSOME!

RED COUNTRIES ARE IRRELEVANT TO US.

OUR OBJECTIVES HAVE BEEN ACHIEVED.

FOR US, THIS WAR WAS WON WITHIN THE FIRST TWO HOURS!

HA!

SAM
WINDED,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! [/quote]

*stopped at*
"BILL IS CORRECT THAT YOU HURT MY FEELINGS! A LOT!

I WILL TRY TO KEEP THIS BRIEF"

I ment not to hurt feelings. I was trained in IX not to use AT and hardly post. I should have PM'd my buddy Serpentor. Please notice low post count

LOW IS SUBJECTIVE! QUALITY OF POSTS COUNTS FOR MUCH MORE QUANTITY!

YAR!

JUST TO BE CLEAR, THERE ARE NO (REAL) HARD FEELINGS, WE'RE JUST PLAYING THE GAME. WE LEAVE ALL ANIMOSITY ON THE BATTLEFIELD!

CHEERS,
BILL
MINISTER OF NICETIES

BILLS FEELINGS ARE HARDER THAN MOST SINCE HE GOT HIS PRESCRIPTION.

JIM_DANGER
DANGER DIRECTOR OF CODPIECE MAINTENANCE

"IF YOU EXPERIENCE AN ARTILLERY BARRAGE LASTING MORE THAN FOUR HOURS, CONTACT YOUR DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY!"

YOUR WORD OF THE USE SOUL HAS OBLIGED ME TO THE USE OF THE WORD HA... xINTROS IS LYING AND HAS READ ALL THOSE POSTS THAT ARE AS FUNNY AS fluff WHEN STONEDE... SO MUCH OF THA WORD HA HAS BEEN USED THAT I HAVE ENDED UP WITH HA HA! (BTW USE EXCLAMATION MARK AFTER HA!, IT GIVES IT MORE spunk :P).

DUE TO THE FACT THAT I ENDED UP IN HA HA! AND I THINK YOU GUYS STICK TO YOUR BELIEFS, I JUST HAVE TO WAR YOU AT SOME POINT IN TIME WHEN I GET THE CHANCE, WHICH WILL BE ANNOUNCED AT MY LEISURE AND WITH MY GRATITUDE AND IT'LL MAKE ALL THE MIGHTY CLAN EXPLODE HA!

KEEP UP THE GOOD FIGHT.

CHEERS
sOULY
MINISTER OF THE HAHA DIVISION
hEAD OF THE WINE BOTTLES OF THE SHEEP OF RIVAL

HA HA!

KISSES!

HA HA!

PS: SORRY FOR THE SMALL BRACKETS BUT I JUST HAD TO QUOTE

HA HA!

Souly uses caps lock..

*me saws tellarion post* *runs away so fast*

well so far you are 0 for 24 there jimbo :P