WE ARE STILL WILLING TO ALLOW YOU TO CLAIM A MORAL VICTORY!

does it involve an explosion and 77 virgins?

explosions yes and 77 virgins too (small print: star sign is virgo).

WHILE I AM CERTAINLY CAPABLE OF TRAINING 77 VIRGINS IN THE ART OF SWEET PASSIONATE HORIZONTALITY, I PERSONALLY WOULD PREFER 77 TWENTY SOMETHING SINGLE MOMS WITH SOME EXPERIENCE ON THE POLL. LEARNING SHOULD BE A TWO WAY STREET AFTER ALL. VIVA LA MARTYRDOM!

MULLAH JIM_DANGER
DANGER HAREM HERDER.

no training required. wtf danger? does moral victory involve an explosion and 77 virgins?

Lololol

sometimes when i drink i remember where the caps button is and it's get's stuck :P

DANGER HAS NOW CLEARLY ACHIEVED AN OBVIOUS VICTORY. FALTERING FORCES OF INFIDELS CANNOT SIMPLY ENTER THE REALM OF DANGER AND LAY BESIEGE TO THEM! THEY ARE THE ONES WHO WILL FIND THEMSELVES UNDER SIEGE. DANGER FIGHTERS ARE GIVING THE HORDES OF TPA INFIDEL MERCENARIES THE TASTE OF INFINITE DEATH. WE HAVE DRAWN THEM INTO A QUAGMIRE AND THEY WILL NEVER ESCAPE IT.

BAGHDAD JIM,
MINISTER OF INFORMATION(sic)

looks like it's 2/26 now :D

Mmmmm, single moms!

Lol to Bagdad Jim!

I HAVE RETURNED HOME TO SEE THAT DANGER HAS DEFEATED HER ENEMIES WITHOUT MERCY


NOW I FEEL FOOLISH FOR DOUBTING DANGER.