Mar 23rd 2012, 17:38:01
Wow... I finally had time to watch this last night, and wow. The only thing that could have been more joyous to me than Colton suffering excruciating pain and being forced from the game would have been Colton being blindsided by his tribe of morons. What an ass. And Alicia needs to go next, the big bully.
This crop of contestants is unbelievable. First we have a group of people blindly following the most arrogant punk ever to grace a sandspit (Matt) and openly lording it over the rest of the tribe (Manono), when it was obvious that only one person had to be swayed to make it all fall apart. And when it does and Matt is voted out, how does a whiny fluff like Colton take the lead???? Are these people all idiots??? Not only does he take the lead, but he literally does an Ayatollah on them all - AND THEY LIKE IT! Good lord. And then Colton (or Revoltin', as I have dubbed him after the tirade about poor black stand-up comics and the bullying of Christina) is thrown a curve in a merge and STILL ends up calling the shots, on a tribe whose name should be 'Dumb and Dumber'. Or maybe 'Loser and Loserer'. Yeesh.
I'm glad we've seen the last of him. Well, until the reunion show, anyway. He's a sad excuse for a human being.
Sad that I'll have to wait 2 weeks to see what happens to Alicia, and whether karma will also bite her in the ass. I'm heading to California next week and won't be back until the 5th...
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