Nah, you're just doing your utmost to try and paint me as a warmonger, out to start stuff lol
Trust me, if I was going to start something, I'd simply do it.

Ok.

Still waiting on DD to verify your interpretation, BH. Why is he silent? Did he approve of you going on AT and speaking on his behalf?

Tan, please quote where exactly I claimed to be speaking on DD's behalf.



I'll wait.





Yea... that's what I thought. I forget, are you in PDM or M4D?

In fact, I'll go a step further and say that DD doesn't even like me. I don't speak on ANYONE'S behalf.


I don't know why in the hell you would even think I'm speaking for anyone other than my lunatic self. If you actually believed that, you're way less intelligent than I thought, Tan. Pay attention buddy.

Because you claim that Drow was bullying DD. Surely you have some secret insight into that. DD must have told you he was being bullied, or shared screenshots with you, or SOMETHING. Because surely you couldn't be talking out of your ass with these wild accusations that you can't substantiate or support??

Wow.


WOW.



I'm going to make this really easy, and you're not going to like it, cause you're about to look really stupid.



I have never claimed to be a spokesperson for DD, nor have I claimed that Drow, or anyone else, bullied DD.


If I have, quote me. Go ahead, quote me of where I did either of those things. When I see that quote, I will quit this game forever.



When you can't produce that quote though, you owe me an apology.

Oh sorry, you're right, that was Coalie.

You, Coalie, Josey and Cathy all troll so much you blend together.

Ohhhh!!!!


So that's how you're going to play this? When you're proven incontrovertibly incorrect, you go with an 'oh sorry, all you trolls are the same'.


Nope, that's not going to cut it. I want a real apology out of your ass. If you think I'm going to let this go, you haven't been paying attention (that much is clear).


Admit you fluffed up. Admit you don't even know who you're arguing with, let alone what you're arguing about, and admit that you were 100% wrong, and I was 100% right.


You do that, and I'll accept your apology and let this go. If not, well... I think you know what happens next. And I enjoy that part.

Sure I'm sorry, I messed up by confusing your trolling with everyone else's. I don't actually know what you're whining about in this case because usually it's about Leto. So yeah I'm wrong on this, sorry.

But...I am curious what "I think you know what happens next" means. Is that supposed to be a threat? Because in that case fluff you, I want to know what happens next!

Tan, what it means is that I relentlessly hold people's feet to the fire. I do it as long as is necessary.


People like you have been insulting me for 18 months now. But you can throw all the insults around you want, because time and time again I have been vindicated. You're recently returned, so I'll give you a bit of leeway that you don't know my history.


I may seem like a troll to you, but that's a surface level understanding of who I am. Look a little deeper, you might be surprised.


I do appreciate you admitting your mistake and actually apologizing though. All I ask is that people take ownership of their mistakes, as you've done here.

If I make a mistake, I'm quick to own up to it too.



Tan, hopefully we can move forward with a better understanding of each other, and respect for each other. I hope we aren't destined to be enemies.

As you can see TAN really is a huge cuddly tan bear. It is on the Earth forums by Slagpit. Definitely true.

Wait... TAN, was that a fake apology?!? You trying to trick me and prey on my kindness?!?!?

Was that a fake apology??? hmm

We're all gonna die. None of this matters.

Just apologize bro! You made an egregious error! Arguing on a topic, talking extremely confidently, and then not even realizing who the hell you were talking to or what you were talking about!

I never said it was a fake apology!

I had a 400 trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion chance of being born. I think Ill demand appologies on earthempires forums for 6 months to enjoy the lottery of existence that I won.

400 trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion chance of being born. Why does this matter?

There are ten-million-million-million-million-million-million-million-million-million particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

There are actually Eleventy-two Buzzilion particles... I counted them

I don't think you will, you don't have the grit and determination that I do, sir!

OK but where are the actual stats??

The current world population is 8 billion, which is about 7% of the total people born and died on earth since the dawn of human like species. That is about 117,000,000,000 of our species/race, have been born, lived, and died, or currently exist on this plain of existence.

Every couple that pro-create has the potential of combining over 8 trillion different combinations of their DNA code. The possible number of unique individual humans that can be born, is damn near close to infinite. It isn't infinite, but its damn near close. A gene sequence that is 25000 bases long (which is still very short for a gene), leaves the total number of possibilities in something like the zillions of possible people to be born.

Being there is a finite amount of fuel in the sun, it will definitely implode in 4 billion years and erase any existence of humanity and all its extremely barbaric, archaic, and stupid customs, beliefs, logic, societal movements, cultures, religions, and rules. Forever. Prior to that happening, there will be at least 100,000 life ending meteors that could wipe life off this planet somewhere between now and then that we don't even know exist.

We're also on the fast track to wiping ourselves off the planet MUCH MUCH MUCH sooner, within 500 years with the nations of the world still operating in the for profit fossil fuels system will ultimately push us into caves when outside becomes uninhabitable. OR NUKES, which is the most likely scenerio, because we're too stupid and fight over dumb crap like whos made up god is cooler?

Therefore, the official stats are, we're all gonna die, and forum apologies are stupid.

...so is demanding one for months on end over something so hopelessly useless like this 28 year old game on the internet....

Are you sure it's not eleventy three??? Let's start over.

POST THE WAR STATS AND STFU

...with a smile.

Flip side of that, Empy.


There are 7 billion people on earth, and 112 billion that have lived ever (or whatever the numbers are). Throughout human history we've seen famine, disease, war, crime, natural disasters. Humans have experienced tragedies, sorrow, heartbreak. Species have gone extinct. An untold number of horrors have occurred on this Earth.


And despite all of that, the thinking agents on this plane that are literally made from the stars, still find ways to do amazing things every single day. Your brain named itself, and learned that it was made from atoms that exploded millions of years ago from millions of miles away (or further). Those same atoms formed humans that created poetry, music, literature, governments, medicine, technology, etc.

In spite of the horrors around us, and the horrors throughout human history. Mankind has seen people literally sacrifice their lives for the benefit of others. Mankind has seen people go to the moon. Eradicate diseases. Create wonderful charities whose sole focus is to help others. We've created universities to educate ourselves. We've created governments that, although aren't perfect, have led to one of the most peaceful times in human history. We've bridged distance gaps like no other humans have before us. I can speak to people in Malaysia and Ukraine and Australia, while living in rural America. I can enjoy this incredibly stupid game with people like you from all over the world. I can learn about your families, your careers, the great things you all have done in life. I can see the best in humanity in all of you.



And in all of that, I also get to troll you all. To demand apologies in a stupid game, on the forums, because it's fluffing hilarious. I get to create division within alliances, just to see if I can. I get to war the entirety of this player base, making everyone hate me, just to see how people react.


And at the end of it all, I get to realize it's just a game. And the same humanity you speak about that is going to die one day, Empy, is the humanity that is responsible for doing amazing things in life right now.



So yes, we are all going to die. And yes, a forum apology is ultimately meaningless. But in a world as vast as ours, with us being as insignificant as we are, we have this wonderful ability and opportunity to make of life whatever we want. And if we decide to spend some of our free time jostling with individuals on a stupid text based game's forum, demanding apologies, arguing over political decisions, clicking words on a screen.... Well that's just pretty fluffing wonderful and amazing isn't it? Life has given us this great opportunity, this ability to forge our own destinies, and to get out of life what we want. That sort of freedom and opportunity is literally priceless, and it's something the vast majority of living entities have never experienced the way we do. And Empy, as you know, we are lucky enough to even exist in the first place, in this vast universe we reside.



So I for one, am not going to waste this freedom or opportunity presented to me. I will demand MORE apologies now. I will troll HARDER. For I have just this one amazing opportunity in life, and I'm going to live this life to the fullest.

Empy, it's all tldr for that other stuff.

There is a wierd mental debauchery that we all have watched being played out. The wierd and kinky innuendos have no place here. If yall are still cybering over the AT, please clean your keyboard and mouse incase the kids walk in. It being pride month isn't a hall pass for this type of hedonistic behavior.

holy carps. do you remember cyber before the streams?

....leto is typing

That's what it looked like on my end....

...and blackhole,
I woke up this morning in New York City, in a funky cheap motel. She took my heart and she took my money. She must have slipped me a sleeping pill. She never drinks the water, and makes me order French Champagne. And once youve had a taste of her, youll never be the same. Shell make you go insane.

Asl?

Back when we were invincible adding notches to our belts? We're lucky to have survived

Speak for yourself, Im still invincible.
I got a mid section of 4" fat plating all the way around. Nothing can stop me now.
Im immune to all STD's and flu variant. I am bullet proof from the finger tips out, not in but out, and my hair shines like pine tar in the glistening sun.

I too am wearing full fatplate armor with a maple syrup-glazed cuirass.

Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on
Ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown

Hmm. Well the stats are: SoL is ranked too high.

Hmmm, your stats seem to be missing the stats....probably just an oversight. No biggie. Someone else will click the button to pull em up

https://imgur.com/a/RzRmPZj

Warstats, I think.

B-Hole punches kittens in the face. It may be true, it might not. I will not apologize either way. Enjoy.

It is absolutely true. All you people posting your cute kitten pics in EE discord better watch out.

No worries BH.....
I am about to ban Capt Obvious for offending me.

Where are the stats?

You own up to your own mistakes and apologise you say, blackhole?
I'm still waiting for a couple:
First:
"Apr 22nd 2024, 14:04:47
Last time you didn't argue with this fool, Leto - the entire server witnessed me prove that Milkman and his entourage were cheating, and that you were informed of this days prior and elected to cover for him, rather than address the rampant cheating in PDM and Light.


I don't think I look like the fool. "

So uhh, you still owe us an apology for claiming that there was "rampant cheating within Paradigm"
There wasn't, and isn't.


"So Leto recruited drow to his server bullying efforts, and now they are seeking to trash doug?


This is all very weird. "

I'll take a second apology for this one.

lastly, I'll take a third apology for this one:
"That's my understanding of the situation so far. Leto used to be in Paradigm (last set). He left and took half of Paradigm with him and started M4D. Then the rest of Paradigm 'wanted to play a specific way' according to some. And that specific way, I believe, is also warring/bullying smaller alliances. So they kick out Doug and any of Doug's friends that didn't want to war alongside M4D, and have now started their own thing, as a sister alliance to M4D.





I could be wrong about some specific details, but this is the gist of it all, right? M4D/Paradigm are sister alliances, that all played together last set, and Josey and the Suiciders are their best buds. All three intend to attack and kill anyone on the server that is smaller than them."


Actually, you owe me two apologies here.

one for the false allegations about my intentions for Paradigm for a second time, and a second one for the accusations of allying with Josey, doubly so given I have repeatedly called him and Cath out.
Hell, I've even AGREED with you on something in the process.

So here's your chance to demonstrate that you apologise when you get things wrong...