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anoniem Game profile

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Jul 21st 2011, 20:40:32

Originally posted by dagga:
It's easier than you think to recognize when something fishy is going on. It's important to note that when people say X alliance is cheating, it's most likely not encouraged or condoned by leadership - it is the way cheating is tracked and punished by leadership that affects the percentage in that alliance who feel they can get away with it. All alliances have cheats - just to varying degrees.

SOF - at their peak were very good but you could tell they were clean or at least trying hard to be clean - as much as you hated to admit it. Very strict on logins/country matchups. 95% clean.

Elitez - also very good, but easy to tell they were sharing logins or being a bit liberal with the 1 country pp rule. Systemic cheating condoned by leadership. 20% clean.

IX - similar to Elitez with some of their members (Pinoy anyone?) but most of the time they tried hard to stay clean, just not as hard as SOF. 85% clean.

RAGE/ARROW - bunch these two together cause they are not drastically different. Both underachievers happy to 'exist' moreso than take the game by storm. Lot of mediocre performances and honorable defeats. 99% clean.

NA - this alliance reeks of suspicion. More often than not in this game, where there is smoke there is something dodgy going on and I'm just not convinced their leaders are that hard pressed to flush out cheats.. A bit loosey goosey with the checks and balances. If the numbers are up dont ask, dont tell. Whether it is a division inspired scheme to run a few countries each or signing up a few 'brothers' to add 10-15 players, it can show through like dogs balls. Highly suspicious and would not be surprised if something leaks out in the next few resets.. I'd guess - 50-70% clean.

Alliances that I could care less about as their contribution to Earth history (apart from selfish endeavours) is minimal: LAF, LCN, PDM, Rag
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anoniem Game profile

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Jul 21st 2011, 20:46:43

Originally posted by dagga:
"DR was originally designed to protect people from getting farmed, not to protect people who grab with no defense."

Oh poor LaF loser. Your landfarms who you got illegitimately through gangbanging are in DR? Suck me off.
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anoniem Game profile

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Jul 21st 2011, 20:47:43

Originally posted by dagga:
Maybe between you guys you can manage a single brain cell.
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Jul 21st 2011, 20:49:32

more more more this thread has potential
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En4cer: Chevs... u would have beaten me by more than 100m

anoniem Game profile

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Jul 21st 2011, 20:49:38

Originally posted by dagga:
who the hell are you.
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Detmer Game profile

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Jul 21st 2011, 20:51:10

As long as he could care less about PDM I feel good! It's when he couldn't care less that I will be concerned!

anoniem Game profile

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Jul 21st 2011, 20:51:19

Originally posted by dagga:
Come one come all, join the party!

I remember a similar thread when sky delitez got rolled.
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Detmer Game profile

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Jul 21st 2011, 20:51:31

Originally posted by Chevs:
more more more this thread has potential


and yes, this

keep them coming!

anoniem Game profile

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Jul 21st 2011, 20:52:06

Originally posted by dagga:
Open challenge to NA...

Name and shame those caught cheating and offer some form of proof they've been removed from your site.

Starting with jagernacht.
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anoniem Game profile

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Jul 21st 2011, 20:53:09

Originally posted by dagga:
hello?
checked the clock when I got home
and realized I was alone
sat for hours by the window
wonderin' where did you go?
couldn't eat or sleep at all
took the pictures off the wall
paced the place as time moves slow
and I'm wondering where did you go?
Where'd you go? Where'd you go?
I wanna know

Lit a cigarette I couldn't smoke
wound the clock until it broke
went to bed then took a shower
stared at TV for an hour
did the dishes, made the bed
read a book I've never read
any minute you will show
and I'm wondering where did you go?
Where'd you go? Where'd you go?
I wanna know...


dagga's first poem
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anoniem Game profile

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Jul 21st 2011, 20:53:29

Originally posted by dagga:
Where did you go?
I opened the fridge, I opened a beer
and played a tape I couldn't hear
emptiness began to grow
and I'm wondering where did you go?
Watched the sun come up from the back stairs
thought about the last few years
I lost control, I screamed, I cried
I punched a pole and went inside
packed my things called a friend
wished this emptiness would end
wrote a note then tore it up
poured the beer into a cup
sat on the couch, drank it slow
wondering where did you go?
I realized I couldn't stay
grabbed my things and I went away
Where'd you go? Where'd you go?
I wanna know!
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Chevs

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Jul 21st 2011, 20:53:40

a taste of the awesomeness of stroker. join sof for more because we dont let him out in public


19:56] no1stroker> my cat manage too delted all my farms
[19:56] no1stroker> and drop my land
after making 1 hit in the killrun:

[14:38] no1stroker> im back
[14:38] no1stroker> srry guys

[14:38] no1stroker> cooking cheesesteak for my buisness

stroker subsequently kicked from sof....



[15:35] <no1stroker> flamey
[15:35] <no1stroker> bruh
[15:35] <no1stroker> help me
[15:35] <@Flamey> ?
[15:35] <no1stroker> helmet left my ass hanging
[15:35] <no1stroker> i have no sof site
[15:36] <@Flamey> I should be working again
[15:36] <@Flamey> it
[15:36] <no1stroker> i cant see warchats
[15:36] <no1stroker> i cant see nothing
[15:36] <no1stroker> my sof site is not there
[15:37] <no1stroker> i understand flamey
[15:37] <@Flamey> ty
[15:37] <no1stroker> i got in here cause im lucky stroker
[15:37] <no1stroker> i will never see another warchat
[15:37] <no1stroker> if i leav
[15:37] <no1stroker> helmet fluffed with my sof site
[15:37] <@Flamey> what did he do?
[15:37] <no1stroker> kicked me out of sof
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En4cer: Chevs... u would have beaten me by more than 100m

anoniem Game profile

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Jul 21st 2011, 20:54:02

Originally posted by dagga:
I can feel a high level of whine about to burst through on this thread!
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Chevs

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Jul 21st 2011, 20:54:50

you know what. just sticky this thread right now and name it all time best quotes
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En4cer: Chevs... u would have beaten me by more than 100m

anoniem Game profile

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Jul 21st 2011, 20:56:01

Originally posted by dagga:
So, that makes your statement (a) worthless (b) inaccurate or (c) an indication that the doctor pressed too hard on your temples when pulling you from the womb.
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anoniem Game profile

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Jul 21st 2011, 20:58:04

dagga
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[deleted for erroneous slander]

signatures are stupid.

Edited By: Pangaea on May 16th 2010, 14:56:22. Reason: NONE

full thread here: http://forums.earthempires.com/...771&z=pangaea-and-laf
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Ozzite Game profile

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Jul 21st 2011, 21:00:29

At the very least, myself and mr teal were in arrow.

99% clean?
Ah, mercury. Sweetest of the transition metals.

anoniem Game profile

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Jul 21st 2011, 21:01:12

Originally posted by this is NOT dagga:
llaar is a bit of a retard. don't blame him for not knowing the full meaning of the word hypocrite.
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anoniem Game profile

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Jul 21st 2011, 21:01:44

Originally posted by dagga:
I don't think LaF needs any more enemies at this point.
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anoniem Game profile

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Jul 21st 2011, 21:02:29

Originally posted by dagga:
Things I like -

Nathans Hotdogs
Cold budweiser and watching baseball at the bar
Vegas
Bellagio pool
Craps - don't have this back home
Free drinks while gambling

Things I don't like -

Tipping - seriously, sort this fluff out. I pay for a product/service, I should not be obligated to top up. Just mandate a tax - much easier. Call it - Tax for Crap Service (TCS) and make it 10%
People asking if I'm from New Zealand
People harrassing you on the street to buy rubbish
martian

... this list will be updated
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archaic Game profile

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Jul 21st 2011, 21:04:16

mohre moore!
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anoniem Game profile

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Jul 21st 2011, 21:04:46

Originally posted by dagga:
Hrm, you're right - that could be a boon for a low-to-mid-range struggler who gets 10-tapped. If they can get to a level in 24 hours where they can retal at 180% Revenge military strat, they could discourage the farming real quick.
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anoniem Game profile

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Jul 21st 2011, 21:07:27

Originally posted by dagga:
Who knows I wasn't here..


Any achievements though should be treated like a sprinter caught with steroids in his system - NULL AND VOID!



PS Walding, any more spy projects for you on the horizon?
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anoniem Game profile

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Jul 21st 2011, 21:08:21

Originally posted by dagga:
Wow this guy's a moron.
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anoniem Game profile

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Jul 21st 2011, 21:08:54

Originally posted by dagga:
What amazing alliance did this toss pot crawl from?
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anoniem Game profile

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Jul 21st 2011, 21:09:28

Originally posted by dagga:
That figures "Twiztid".. Any fluffhead with a signature that long is also a moron.
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archaic Game profile

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Jul 21st 2011, 21:10:14

Of all the ways known to AT to boost ones post count, this has by far the most merit
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anoniem Game profile

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Jul 21st 2011, 21:11:39

Originally posted by dagga:
I like this.

Discuss.
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anoniem Game profile

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Jul 21st 2011, 21:13:08

Originally posted by dagga:
Play us a tune Pangayer!

http://www.worldstiniestviolin.com/
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anoniem Game profile

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Jul 21st 2011, 21:14:30

Originally posted by dagga:
Pretty simple policy?

Summary for idiots/Pang:

Don't multi tap our countries.
Don't think you can grap multiple countries.

Simple and reasonable. Two things LaF policies lack.
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Jul 21st 2011, 21:47:51

Anoniem are you publically honoring our dagga? :P

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Jul 21st 2011, 22:02:31

nice.. a dagga's greatest hits collection
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Jul 21st 2011, 22:22:30

anoneim, I am honored that you have a boner for me but I am sorry to tell you I don't swing that way.

anoniem Game profile

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Jul 21st 2011, 22:25:00

Originally posted by anoniem:
Originally posted by dagga:
ovation who the hell are you.
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Jul 21st 2011, 22:25:37

dagga was awesome!!
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Jul 21st 2011, 22:48:31

Originally posted by Quinnewolf:
dagga IS awesome!!

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Jul 22nd 2011, 0:21:24

Originally posted by dagga:
iXenomoron - that is exactly what you have been doing. Don't kid yourself. You fight meaningless war after meaningless war and you never win unless you blindside some alliance that is either in the middle of netgaining or dragged down and weary after some other war.

You haven't got any real allies, you don't appear to try to work at relations you just keep doing the same thing over and over. You're basically glorified suiciders. Now, you know how to fight, but I've seen monkeys at a zoo who know how to work an abacus. There is more to playing this game than beating your chest and saying "we are good because we have done this for 10 years and still exist!". For the length of time you have been in this game your noteworthy moments are unavoidably and damningly scarce. Maybe banging your head up against the wall is something you;ve been doing for so long you no longer feel the sting?
I am a troll. Everything I say must be assumed to be said solely to provoke an exaggerated reaction to the current topic. I fully intend to bring absolutely no substance to any discussion, ongoing or otherwise. Conversing with me is pointless.

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Jul 22nd 2011, 1:03:53

Like!
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Jul 22nd 2011, 1:11:53

I missed something. Was dagga banned? Thought I saw him posting a few days ago
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Jul 22nd 2011, 3:55:51

Originally posted by NukEvil:
Originally posted by dagga:
iXenomoron - that is exactly what you have been doing. Don't kid yourself. You fight meaningless war after meaningless war and you never win unless you blindside some alliance that is either in the middle of netgaining or dragged down and weary after some other war.

You haven't got any real allies, you don't appear to try to work at relations you just keep doing the same thing over and over. You're basically glorified suiciders. Now, you know how to fight, but I've seen monkeys at a zoo who know how to work an abacus. There is more to playing this game than beating your chest and saying "we are good because we have done this for 10 years and still exist!". For the length of time you have been in this game your noteworthy moments are unavoidably and damningly scarce. Maybe banging your head up against the wall is something you;ve been doing for so long you no longer feel the sting?


Actually, I like this one
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Jul 22nd 2011, 7:17:37

DagStar Dec 23rd, 2001 22:24
FAKE DAGGA IS A LOSER! A FAKE! A NINNY! AN DEFORMED AFRICAN PENIS DISEASE!

GET HIM!!!!!
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Elves is a douche on every server.

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Jul 22nd 2011, 14:49:14

Originally posted by archaic:
Originally posted by NukEvil:
Originally posted by dagga:
iXenomoron - that is exactly what you have been doing. Don't kid yourself. You fight meaningless war after meaningless war and you never win unless you blindside some alliance that is either in the middle of netgaining or dragged down and weary after some other war.

You haven't got any real allies, you don't appear to try to work at relations you just keep doing the same thing over and over. You're basically glorified suiciders. Now, you know how to fight, but I've seen monkeys at a zoo who know how to work an abacus. There is more to playing this game than beating your chest and saying "we are good because we have done this for 10 years and still exist!". For the length of time you have been in this game your noteworthy moments are unavoidably and damningly scarce. Maybe banging your head up against the wall is something you;ve been doing for so long you no longer feel the sting?


Actually, I like this one


Yeah, so do I.

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Jul 22nd 2011, 14:52:46

Anoniem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMGWTFBBQ!!! I must profess my love now. I was unsure of it until now. You have outdone yourself <3


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Jul 24th 2011, 17:51:46

Does anyone have the mikechokesonfluff site archived? His rants and quotes about Serbs were way better than anything dagga did.

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Jul 25th 2011, 0:07:07

This is the greatest thread ever to see the light of day on AT.
signatures are stupid.
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Jul 25th 2011, 1:18:52

...

anoniem Game profile

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Jul 25th 2011, 10:48:12

:D

GO DAGGA!
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Jul 25th 2011, 20:32:12

Originally posted by Shinigami:
Originally posted by archaic:
Originally posted by NukEvil:
Originally posted by dagga:
iXenomoron - that is exactly what you have been doing. Don't kid yourself. You fight meaningless war after meaningless war and you never win unless you blindside some alliance that is either in the middle of netgaining or dragged down and weary after some other war.

You haven't got any real allies, you don't appear to try to work at relations you just keep doing the same thing over and over. You're basically glorified suiciders. Now, you know how to fight, but I've seen monkeys at a zoo who know how to work an abacus. There is more to playing this game than beating your chest and saying "we are good because we have done this for 10 years and still exist!". For the length of time you have been in this game your noteworthy moments are unavoidably and damningly scarce. Maybe banging your head up against the wall is something you;ve been doing for so long you no longer feel the sting?


Actually, I like this one


Yeah, so do I.


Aww shucks I feel loved ;D
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dagga Game profile

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Jul 26th 2011, 5:19:45

Anyone who gets their tits out on a forum for a text based computer game definately needs some love from somewhere.
signatures are stupid.
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Jul 26th 2011, 9:58:24

dagga rules
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