RIU is Pacting... - Earth Empires Forum

Rip It Up

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Jul 30th 2012, 14:42:40

If any women want a FDP to protect them against the bad guys, I have slots open...for those butch women i can offer a LDP if you feel you can throw things such as M&Ms and Skittles in self defense..
Also comes with a free NAP, cos I don't beat up chicks!

Thankyou.

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BudsMyBud

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Jul 30th 2012, 15:26:44

*clunks Big B over the head with a tequila bottle*

*drags him by the feet back to XI headquarters*

you need to come with me!

hehe :p

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Twain

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Jul 30th 2012, 18:00:42

I would think instead of saying "I have slots open..." you'd word it: "If you have a slot that needs to be filled..."

Sherita

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Jul 30th 2012, 18:27:21

*follows Buds with ductape, bags of M&Ms and Skittles...

LOL!

Dragon

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Jul 30th 2012, 19:06:45

Originally posted by Rip It Up:

So you're not going to tell them that actually:

FDP = Full Depth Penetration

and

LDP = Limited Depth Penetration

You prolly pick up drunk chicks at the Bar too. My kinda guy.

Rip It Up

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Jul 31st 2012, 7:33:20

*wakes up in Buds's Lair tied to a chair and ductaped with Sherita*...

ohhhh fluff.....and why do I have a raging headache?... :-P

Dragon sshhhhh!!! ;-)

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BudsMyBud

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Jul 31st 2012, 13:44:30

*walks into the room with 2 slingshots and 2 whips*

*hands 1 of each to Sherita*

hehe

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bstrong86

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Jul 31st 2012, 16:57:40

this fluff just got kinky

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Rico

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Jul 31st 2012, 17:29:50

Originally posted by Rip It Up:

Also comes with a free NAP, cos I don't beat up chicks!

So classy...

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BudsMyBud

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Jul 31st 2012, 23:11:19

and he's cute too!

btw, I don't beat up chicks either :)

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Sherita

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Jul 31st 2012, 23:22:17

LOL, correction HE thinks he's cute!

He also needs firmly reprimanded for his classy ways...ROFL
*gives Buds the most evil grin

PS
I dont beat up chicks neither :)

Tbag

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Aug 1st 2012, 2:54:27

RIU -> See what you started ??? I told you to lay off that cheap stuff. you're supposed to give it to them, NOT DRINK IT YOURSELF!

Yer covered in M&M's now..oh the shame !

How the mighty fall.

Netters, LOWER your expectations so I can live UP to them !!!
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KoHeartsGPA

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Aug 1st 2012, 2:59:12

Originally posted by bstrong86:

this fluff just got kinky

WORD!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSJWLfghfrg

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
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Rip It Up

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Aug 1st 2012, 7:06:23

uh oh.... can i at least ask that dont leave too many big welts please!..

hmmm why am i bothering to ask this since i totally know they will ignore that request..

I shoulda listened to you Tbag! :-P
LMAO KoH!

alright im ready...i think. Unleash thy fury! *tenses and closes my eyes*

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Sherita

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Aug 1st 2012, 9:54:11

WAIT!!!!!

Weve only just begun RIU, we still have a whole bag of skittles left....

Slingshot in hand.....hehehehe

Welts you said, how bout little tiny ones everywhere the M&Ms arnt.=D

BudsMyBud

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Aug 1st 2012, 13:19:16

GO Sherita GO!

*waves pompons*

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Maxipad09

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Aug 1st 2012, 20:26:12

I also heard RIU pacts FDP with woolless sheep!

but I cannot confirm where I heard that rumor from...because if I were to confirm it I am sure Dizology's chickens could be in danger

lol

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