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Sep 19th 2011, 0:33:44

+1 for hookers.

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Aug 30th 2011, 1:12:11

Too big? Are you kidding? I've already recruited a group of teenage Chinese players to join my clan next reset. I can only afford to hire 6 players but they have agreed to play 50 countries each and they accept WOW gold as payment.

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Aug 30th 2011, 1:08:02

Poor show for NBK. Last night Dre said he was embarrassed that an alliance filled with noobs named themselves after an NWA song.

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Aug 25th 2011, 22:48:39

I guess it was a temporary ban. Thanks for your support! Now then, back to trollin trollin trollin. ;)

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Aug 25th 2011, 22:47:55

Does Rockman really self farm noob countries with no defense and trade 10's of thousands of acres daily? What an amateur!

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Aug 19th 2011, 1:18:00

Destroying your enemies by any means necessary can never make matters worse, only more severe.

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Aug 19th 2011, 1:16:05

Then I bid you farewell.

P.S. Did you know that I too was once a hermit?

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Aug 19th 2011, 1:15:25

Go underground for the next 5 sets and terrorize them with untagged and detagged countries.

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Aug 19th 2011, 1:14:28

Ok.

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Aug 19th 2011, 1:13:58

Take it up with Balmer.

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Aug 19th 2011, 1:12:46

I'm just trying to help you by offering moral support (not decay) and words of encouragement. When your enemy refuses to reach out with his hand to make peace, then you must clench your fist and strike first.

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Aug 19th 2011, 1:10:56

My name is Hanz Klopek. My uncle Reuben was a brutal murderer who collected skulls. It wasn't easy growing up since my every move was scrutinized. Don't tell me what the injustices of being "human" are all about.

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Aug 19th 2011, 1:08:08

Nightshade, just between you and me, I've always thought KC was a rude little punk and don't get me started on titanium. I hold so much disdain for him that I refuse to capitalize the letter t in his name. I just won't do it. I won't.

They got their crews man and that's how it is. Take them down before they make another move.

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Aug 19th 2011, 1:06:00

Oh, so now you've got a problem with Greeks too? Is there anyone you won't attack???

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Aug 19th 2011, 1:05:09

Yo,

You've been starting a lot of shizzle and many peeps round ear ain't not to pleazed withca suckas.

Ima make dis brief. Cease and desist ur warmongerin' or ima chop of ur 10 top countries and dox the rest of ur clan. I bet some uh y'all have criminal records and are on the run so a doxin is no good for you.

This message was crafted by Klopek & Nightshade

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Aug 19th 2011, 1:02:28

Originally posted by Rosco:
Due to some lack of activity over the last two sets I will be stepping down as Ares VP for a while. Im open for recruitment. So please message me with offers.


Are you open to joining a rogue, clandestine alliance?

--Hanz Klopek--
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Aug 19th 2011, 1:01:08

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Aug 19th 2011, 1:00:36

You can not dictate anything to them while begging for a ceasefire. If their tactics bother you so much then you must create more alliances and take them down. But I don't see why their tactics bother you since you're part of an alliance called moral decay.

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Aug 19th 2011, 0:58:09

NightShade, this game mimics life. You rarely get what you deserve. You made fun of the gimps and now they are out to get you. They will limp their way over to your country and try to decapitate you with their crutches, all the while mumbling something indecipherable.

There's no way to forge a peace agreement with someone you can't communicate with.

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Aug 19th 2011, 0:55:50

Originally posted by NightShade:
I'm sorry, but it doesn't take skill to kill someone twelve times smaller than you. And that's not an insult, it's fact.


True but your fact is insulting to them.

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Aug 19th 2011, 0:55:09

Originally posted by NightShade:
Good luck with that.


Can I quote you on my facebook page?

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Aug 19th 2011, 0:54:41

dude, you dox'd him. you better assume a new identity now and delete your facebook page. then if they continue to pester you, use your new identity to dox their friends.

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Aug 19th 2011, 0:53:23

Originally posted by NightShade:
I'd ask for a ceasefire too... but I am rather distrustful that you'd even honor one.


It's not a good idea to insult someone right after begging them for a ceasefire.

"hey, stop punching me in the face. by the way, you punch like a whittle girl."

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Aug 19th 2011, 0:51:32

We'll take land from whomever we want and if you stick your nose where it doesn't belong, we'll chop it off.

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Aug 8th 2011, 0:07:32

Originally posted by Brink:
That was around the same time as the in game alliance bug, but it couldn't have been pulled off like that in tourney.


I think Illini was one of several countries run by one person.

The Dark Sphere
**************
Niitaka

The countries listed above were also acting strangely, if I remember correctly. They'd make huge jumps out of nowhere and then one of the other ones would follow suit.

They were either receiving foreign aid or they were doing market buyouts.

$100+ Million is possible if you run several countries. In Oct, 2001, Everclear reached $60 Million (one of JonnyBlaze's many countries) and the networth value had changed since Illini's top score so the $60 Million NW is the more impressive of the two.

At the time Jonnyblaze was bragging about running multies in the tournament. A lot of names that appear on that page are of countries run by cheaters. It's probably the same now.

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Aug 6th 2011, 2:01:50

Originally posted by Brink:
I remember when Illini put up that perfect $101,101,101

I never had a clue how he did it.


I remember that. I was in the same game and thought that he had found a way to hack into the servers, but the prevailing theory at the time was that he exploited a market bug which allowed him to place the same goods on the market repeatedly.

Those who made this claim stated that he executed this bug by using more than one browser to place goods on the market (same amount of units and same price) at the same time. Apparently, if this was done fast enough it would trick the server into putting all the goods on market but the player would only lose units in one of the orders, so instead of having 1 order of 1000 tech points on the market, he would have 2000 or 3000 tech points on the market, but he would only lose 1000 tech points.

I never bought that theory since it seemed too simplistic.

Edited By: Klopek on Aug 6th 2011, 2:05:51
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Aug 4th 2011, 0:22:25

Originally posted by Rob:
Tourney only takes 10 mins a day max. I'm sure you can afford that right? :)


It would take me 10-15 minutes but it depends on which strategy I play. If I'm selling goods then I might need more time to check if my goods have sold.

10-15 minutes a day won't allow me to do other stuff, such as colour commentary. :) If I played I would get too involved and 10-15 minutes a day wouldn't be enough and wouldn't be as much fun.

I might come back and play tourney, ffa or alliance one day but not for a while.

It's been fun! Until we meet again.

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Jul 31st 2011, 20:03:53

lol @ deepcode.

No, between work and a course I'm taking I don't have much free time as it is. Work was slow and I had a couple of weeks off from my course so I had time to play a round.

This game is too time consuming. I enjoyed trying out the oiler strategy and doing colour commentary but I can't keep playing. Maybe I'll be back again sometime.

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Jul 30th 2011, 20:58:01

Nothing new to report. And now the time has come for me to leave. I was thinking about trying FFA and continuing with the tourney but I won't have enough time.

Goodbye everyone.

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Jul 29th 2011, 2:21:21

At this time I am closing applications. Thank you all for your interest.

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Jul 29th 2011, 2:15:25

Nevertheless, you are not ready even if you think you are.

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Jul 29th 2011, 2:14:29

It's clear to me that you have untapped potential, braden. However, in order to even be considered for a strategic pact, you will need to demonstrate that your goals are aligned with ours but there's also much more to it than that.

Our policy is that strategic pacts are made with a clan ONLY after we have determined we can work this them on a strategic level. The clan would also have to have a political pact with us.

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Jul 29th 2011, 2:10:16

You are not ready to form a military pact with us/me at this time.

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Jul 29th 2011, 2:09:03

Originally posted by JJosh:
i'm o so content with my present positions too... doggy & EE ftw


You've already been thrown out of my clan, Josh.

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Jul 29th 2011, 2:08:42

Originally posted by braden:
no, i am cfo and head of the board over at my own alliance. i'd be taking a step down to join fluff, i'm afraid.


I'm sorry you feel that way. I can still offer you a political pact, but not a strategic pact at this time.

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Jul 29th 2011, 2:05:52

Originally posted by Chaoswind:
You are welcome to the server!!!


Thank you, Sir!

Originally posted by Chaoswind:

a few pointers


Free advice. That's the spirit!

Originally posted by Chaoswind:

Never forget your ability to Retal, having countries big enough to break everyone else and others small enough to match networths, is the key to survival in this server... in any clan based server.


We will retaliate with philosophical poetry and undeniable logic.

Originally posted by Chaoswind:

Second, you are being a little silly and I think a lot of people aren't taking you seriously, saying you will only play one country while trying to recruit others is precisely the silly behavior that i am talking about :)


I plan to put in 4-5 hours a day on behind the scenes work. I will accept members who can only play 1 country but I will prefer it if they can play 200.

Originally posted by Chaoswind:

If you find yourself alone in this great sea that we call FreeForAll, be sure to sent a PM in my way and we will work out something to keep you a float :)


That's a very nice gesture. I will definitely keep that in mind.

Originally posted by Chaoswind:

As long as you make a Tag and have proper retal capabilities (without being LAND fat) you should be left untouched, there are a few aholes in this server, but you should be able to avoid them :)


Currently, my skills are average at best but I am learning. I have learned how to stay relatively land thin though. However, is it right to look over at your neighbour and cast judgement on them if they have a few too many trinkets on their porch? There is a strange culture of hatred and envy of those who possess a lot of land. If these land fat countries behave like tyrants then they should be dealt with, but if they are peaceful then allow them to prosper.

Originally posted by Chaoswind:

Have a pleasant night :)


You too and thanks for your insights.

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Jul 29th 2011, 2:00:37

Originally posted by braden:
who is to succeed jjosh as director and enforcer of peace, now that you have bid him temporary goodbye?


Are you inquiring because you're interested in the position?

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Jul 29th 2011, 2:00:12

Just me and Bsnake at the moment.

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Jul 29th 2011, 1:54:33

I meant it in the purest way possible, but nice catch. ;)

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Jul 29th 2011, 1:51:39

I'm sorry to have to tell you that you can no longer be part of my clan, Josh.

You do not seem like a bad person and I think there's hope you will come around. One day you will see the light and when you do, we will welcome you into our clan with open arms.

Until that happens, I bid you a temporary goodbye.

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Jul 29th 2011, 1:48:11

Originally posted by Dragon:
Yeah, running more than 16 is frowned upon. If you're not someone yanking our chains and are REALLY serious, size isn't everything.


I apologize, I didn't know. The rules in the server details state that multies are allowed and it doesn't specify how many so I thought it was unlimited.

Originally posted by Dragon:

As far as "enforcing the peace", better eat your Wheaties before you try that "enforcing". Clans like NBK, who I don't always see eye to eye with are professionals when it comes to warring. To "enforce" ANYTHING on this server, you either have to have them on YOUR side or go thru them.


Hey, I like you Dragon but I must warn you about one thing; if you are going to join us, you must prepare to fight for what you believe in. As for NBK and any other clan that is in love with war, they will either learn to be consumed with peace or we will consume them. Make no mistake, we will cleanse these types of clans from the game.

Originally posted by Dragon:

And going thru them would likely be........problematic.


No doubt. Perhaps a different approach is necessary? Perhaps instead of forming a clan that's out in the open, our clan should be private and we should slowly infiltrate clans that can provide us with enough power and influence which will enable us to then reveal ourselves.

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Jul 29th 2011, 1:44:06

Originally posted by JJosh:

but half the fun is attackin, grabbin and even killin these other players!


Josh, I challenge you to look at things a different way. How do you feel when someone attacks you? It's not a good feeling, is it? It doesn't bring you joy.

How do you feel when you help someone and see the results? Doesn't it make you feel good when that person improves in some way, or learns something new as a result of your actions?

Do you ever log in and get upset when you read your news and find out that you lost a few thousand acres or buildings due to land grabs or other forms of attack?

This game is an extension of life. War is not the way. Peace is the way. It may not be the "cool" way of thinking, but we will be victorious in changing this game for the better.

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Jul 29th 2011, 1:41:01

Originally posted by braden:
how does it differ from a strategic pact?


A political pact is forged between clans that have the same vision and disposition. A strategic pact is formed between clans that agree on policies that will help bring our political ambitions to fruition.

These pacts go hand in hand but we envision that we may not always be able to form strategic pacts with our political partners.

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Jul 29th 2011, 1:35:53

Originally posted by braden:
how many will you run as the founder and fearless leader?


Only 1 but I will be doing a lot of important work behind the scenes.

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Jul 29th 2011, 1:34:22

Josh, no smashing. braden, our political ambitions are transparent. We will use our power and influence to persuade every clan that it's more fun to adopt a peaceful presence rather than a destructive warlike presence.

This is a game but our actions reflect who we are as people. Let's have fun, while learning and helping each other out along the way.

It's a new kind of politics but an old way of thinking.

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Jul 29th 2011, 1:31:40

Originally posted by JJosh:
Klopek, you could apply to our clan... lol
we'd even accept KKlopek
epic
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Kind Klopek?

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Jul 29th 2011, 1:30:56

Originally posted by Dragon:

LOL!!!!! I think most of the server might disagree with your assessment of my "diplomatic skills".


I'd be happy to have a word with these troublemakers.

Originally posted by Dragon:

At any rate, I'll have a chat with the guys and see if we can extend a pact to you. If you're serious about getting a new clan on the server, I think it would be great to give you a chance to get on your feet.


Serious is my middle name. But, you have quickly become an indispensable and integral part of the clan so I can only see it going forward if you accept my offer. Also, you may need to commit to running 200 countries, otherwise we will be a very tiny clan and it would be difficult to enforce peace.

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Jul 29th 2011, 1:25:29

Originally posted by braden:
how does jjosh enforce the peace?


With delicate political savvy and tender words but if that fails, peaceful brute force will be used.

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Jul 29th 2011, 1:22:56

braden, we will approach you in game when the time is right. Thank you for your interest.

Josh, your user name looks like a typo and by ignoring this, your clan is enabling you to continue making the same error over and over again.

Leave your clan and join a better clan that can point you in the right direction... a direction where typos are left behind.