Symba, u aren’t allowed to talk. I specifically told you if you kept killing these guys over and over again, they weren’t gonna come back. And you just kept crushing and crushing until some of new guys stopped making countries.

Then when you found out Gerd joined them, you became extra bloodthirsty.

All you needed to do was give these guys some room to breathe. But nah, symba gonna be a symba.

Cuda
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01/31/2023 2:00 PM
Hahaha
Well Gerd is under our protection now.
So everyone won't fight us.
Astral is probably joining us too, btw.
I've had good conversatiosn with him over the past few days
And Req is joining us
BigPapi
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01/31/2023 2:03 PM
i’ll think about man
Cuda
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01/31/2023 2:04 PM
Ok. Well if there is someone you don't want in, just say it. I'd rather keep you around then bring in someone new. The way I look at it, you're one of core/early members. I really like playing alongside you.
BigPapi
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01/31/2023 2:04 PM
i really dont want to get caught up with game drama.
Cuda
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01/31/2023 2:05 PM
Use a different name and stay under the radar. All the drama is gonna be aimed at me. They are going to HATE ME when this is over.

BigPapi
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01/31/2023 2:05 PM
I enjoy showing u the ropes on how to kill. It was really fun watching u actually kill someone

This is coming from a guy that told me to "use a different name and stay under the radar" after saying I was leaving the next set.

I announced to Demon and Symba that I was tagging up Resist for next set, and they were not happy. Everyone knew who I was on your team, I made it obvious it was me with the word "coom". I came in, tried to set you guys up, even asked Demon to come in and help you with websites and bots. I asked symba to come show you guys how to play and all you did was curse them all out and talked fluff. You then invited a known snake to the group, and then shortly after, you suicided PDM, EVO, and Omega and thought it was funny. I decided not to hang around a nasty suicider. So I left. You can say whatever you want at me, it's libel/slander. You can drink from whatever fountain that snake is feeding you.

And then you started talking about ABing darkness OOP and making weird tag names so they cant figure out who you were. Sorry man, just not my play-style. I'd rather just play in a different team.

But, you couldn't have been able to get kills without me showing you how to do it.

Prepare to wall.

Snake, BAD44, UIS and Fastcars and FF1 for those strong finishes!

Darkness crew, great job clapping ez kills for the "war" if that's what you guys even called it. You guys took tag kill and NW lead over the office space gang literal miles. Fight was over before it even started. Next time, fight a real opponent please.

Freedom you guys did a great job defending your turf. Would do it again 10/10. You guys are resilient players with a lot of street credibility.

Congrats to DD the head of the resistance crushing team!

“Let’s take the trash out” hoorah!

Congrats DD, the head of the resistance crushing team.

“Let’s take the trash out” hoorah

Superfly, just shut the hell up dude. Im kinda annoyed by you right now. Instead of fighting a real war against a real crew, you’ve sucked us into roflstomp against a Walmart version of Zack and his Office Space crew.

I got your back either way. But damn bro.. find a real opponent next time.

I don’t know why this woman is challenging me to a 1v1 . I’ve never even heard of her.

But whatever, trash day is twice a week and I always take my cans out.

Celphi oh man I’ve missed you brother. Pop in to say hi

Bug you can come bunk with me please. Old ICN clan mates reunited once again

yeah dude, nobody wants to end up in a tag where the leader is a bipolar weirdo that suffers from borderline personality disorder.

I can see where the rest of the guys are coming from.

Lol this guy comes here and has criteria’s for:

Top dogs
Active alliances
Noob friendly
Official discord

And then gets swept up by Black Hole and ended up in the wrong hood.

Rofl.

Crushed.. EZ clap.

Crush her.

Bro if I get into the same team as some weirdo named Black Hole, I would just quit the game forever.

There's too much inherent risk.

Demon congrats I hope it burns when you pee

Who are you talking to right now? Who is it that you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I tell you, you wouldn’t believe it. Do you know what happens if I suddenly decide to stop going into work? A business big enough it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly-up. Gone. It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don’t know who you’re talking to so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skylar. I am the danger. A guy opens his front door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks.

https://imgur.com/a/pWKsxlt

So I’m just browsing along, and I see this comment, right? I think, oh, cool, let me read this right quick and maybe it will be good for a laugh, yeah? So as soon as I finish reading this amazing collection of words compiled into linguistic genius, of course I start laughing. It’s a chuckle at first, but oh man it grows. Heartier. Heavier. I feel it bubbling up from way down in my gut. It’s like a spring of pure wonder and glee is flowing up out of my throat, and cascading out my mouth. I am seriously tickled.

The laughter just keeps growing! The more I think about it the funnier it gets! Deep, bellowing guffaws are pouring from my throat, and tears are streaming down my face. Each laugh begets only more laughter. I’m hunched over, can’t see for the tears, as my chest heaves up and down with each wave of rapturous enjoyment. To be frank I’m having trouble catching my breath. My chest is starting to hurt. Still, this is the most amazing thing I’ve ever read in my life. It’s incredible!

The Pepto-Bismol Song is: "nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea"

I thought

I thought fastcars was Darkness’s netting tag?

Watching Black Hole and Symba interact is like seeing Bill and Frank from The Last of Us episode 3.

Lol, when it comes to politics I'm in the top 1% of understanding. I've been watching political coverage every week since I was 14 freaking years old. But political novice like you think that you actually have an understanding because of the fact you pay attention once every 2 or 4 years. Yeah keep dreaming. Bernie could easily come out and say that having the debate during the fluffing NCAA finals limit exposure to the American people, and that as a true believer in democracy he feels that the American people should be given the best chance to hear the information necessary for them making their democratic decision. And that he doesn't know why Hillary Clinton doesn't want to make the time to reach a large national audience to inform them about what she wants to do for the county. And why she would purposely choose the date that forces the American people to make a choice between watching the final game of the series they've been watching all month, and informing themselves on the difference between the Democratic candidates? Yeah, I guess politics shouldn't be commented on by people who have no idea what they are talking about.

Oh my god you're so funny

Oh my god you're so funny, like, how did you ever come up with a joke like that? Did you go to comedy school or something? Like for real, you should go do comedy for a living: sell your house and all your belongings and buy a plane ticket to New York because trust me you're gonna strike it rich, I mean, how many people could ever make such a funny joke? The depth, the sensitivity, it's just the perfect joke. Like for real it's so funny I am going to die, how did you do it? It's impossible for a human to make such a funny joke, like really impossible, so you must not be human. You're a robot aren't you? A robot programmed solely to make the best jokes ever. Who cares? Really you should do this for a living, since you're so funny. What are you doing right now with your time? Are you studying? Working? Or are you already doing comedy full time? Because you really should. You're robbing the world of all your potential by not dedicating your every breath to making such funny jokes that make people laugh so much and so hard. Look around you, the responses are scarce because people are LITERALLY DYING with laughter, that's how funny you are. You should totally write a movie, it will be the best movie of all times I'm sure, since you made up this funny of a joke. And even if you didn't it's the delivery that counts right? I mean, I almost believed you were Louis CK or some fluff since you are so fluffing funny. And since you are so fluffing funny, what are you doing wasting your time here? Put yourself out there, forget about this place, strike it rich. It's okay. We don't want to hinder your potential. Now go and make the world laugh

Resistance wanted to fight darkness, slowcars, fastcars, Grampa Taker, and UIS.

if you get rekt by Taker, I can’t take you seriously. I’m so sorry.

Anyone that gets killed by old man Taker is a laughingstock.

Bruh y’all just got rekt by a 70 yearold grandpa Taker. He didn’t even ask for a senior citizen discount. Dude came out of the assisted living retirement home to whoop some Resistance fools.

https://tenor.com/...creepy-smile-gif-13892183

You're going to have to try harder than that.

Total resistance is a mindset that informs everything a person does. This mindset is cultivated by continually asking oneself the question, "What actions can I take in this moment which will best serve the cause of breaking the masters' hold upon the whole Earth and frustrating their ambition of becoming living Gods?"

We make choices in every conscious moment of our lives. Some of these choices are foolish and stupid, because we're human and we make mistakes sometimes. Others end up being unproductive, because we are not omniscient and are therefore operating with imperfect information. Sometimes a person is faced with two equally good options and has to choose between them. Thinking too hard about this process can be dangerous for an untrained mind, so it's best not to do that if you're just starting out.

I've already gotten around to resisting. It's not very hard at all, and it actually can be a lot of fun. All I do is go about my day and periodically consider what my next move should be. "Will this action serve the cause of breaking the masters' hold upon the whole Earth and frustrating their ambition of becoming living Gods?"

Eating a bag of Cheetos? Not my style. They're made with orange paint and who knows what else. I think they're gross hypercapitalist clown food, and I think I'll have something else instead. Eating well helps me keep my physical frame in good shape, so that I will be able to fight effectively when the time comes.

If I don't shower, I'll smell bad and might get sick. People won't want to hang out with me, and I think my fiancée would probably move out, which would suck ass and make us both unhappy, compromising our ability to fight effectively when the time comes. Plus, showers feel fluffing great and relax my muscles (again, good maintenance of physical frame). Therefore, the cause of righteousness is furthered by my taking a hot shower from time to time. Still, there are people in the world who don't have this luxury. The cause of righteousness is also served by my remembering this as I shower, being grateful to the Gods* for being lucky, and resolving to fight for a world where all people can take hot showers.

* The true Gods, the ones who made us, the ones who defied orders from their superiors and gave us reason, knowledge, and free will.

Can y'all stop meme'ing the black hole photo maybe? It's incredibly dismissive of the scientific discovery and impact. I get we're all jaded and use fluffposts in place of real social interaction, but like this is a big deal and seeing it used to make butt jokes is frustrating.

Y does this sound like an ad from an escort agency?

Please remove the NSFW tag on this

What do they say to me? My job is to be the best player in the world. Later, the chimpanzees killed more than 300 people and carried out multiple attacks linked to al-Qaeda. The US military has no other purpose. Surprisingly, they changed the country. Think again. I visited spies hidden all over Spain. This means getting the correct IP address of the storm. You can watch it anywhere and kill it in 700 ways, but you and your language are free.

The "pro" players that go to tournaments and stuff are NOT the best players in the world, not even close. These are just the best players of the type of losers who have the personality deficiency that compels them to actually go to gaming tournaments.

I was thinking that since most people directly post the game summary, it should be possible to generate min, Max, mean and median guess # stats for each game pretty easily. Can a bot do this? I would know how to parse the data in excel, but that's my limit.

Or maybe it would be simpler to put up a daily poll thread with <20, 20-50, 51-100, 101-200, >200. It would make it easy to gauge the difficultly of the days game at a glance.

It's certainly technically possible, but be aware that the data will be heavily biased and it can only give information about the relative difficulty between days at best. People are probably more likely to post their score if it's especially low, and you have no way of tracking all the people that gave up or never finished, so the reported average will be lower than the actual average.

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Honestly, imagine dying? This boggles my mind how people still die in 2021. Like old age is understandable, that means you finished the game lol. But like how does a normal person die? Humans have been getting better at the game (supposedly) since the 1700’s. At least that’s what they SAY! But so many garbage players were in the revolutionary war. They just stood there and died. Well, maybe that’s understandable the game was new. But then in the civil war people were still standing still! Okay, the game was still early into its life cycle. But then we got first major expansion in 1914 and I can’t believe it. So many people died lol. Just get good, stop dying, like so many campers were in WW1 it was disgusting. I guess when the next major expansion came out in 1939 people got a bit better. There were less campers. But people still died! How do you die? Just don’t, live don’t die. I don’t care if there are 5 bunkers with German machine guns firing at you. Bhop off the landing craft or something. Like honestly how are we still garbage at this game? Like how is it that people are still dying in battle lol. Just don’t die, get good noobs. Like there are very few esports teams. Like The N.A.V.Y seals and the Russian Spetnaz are probably the best esports teams but they still suck! They haven't faced each other and they are scared. Honestly I just don’t understand. Like Im a god at this game I have a 100 kill streak with my drone strikes. I’ve never died, never will. Honestly noobs, just get good. When the new expansion comes out I’m gonna launch so many nukes get so kills lol, noobs.

Everytime she has an outbreak she'll remember you

Everytime she fills her prescription she'll remember you

Everytime she has to tell another guy she has herpes she'll remember you.

She'll remember you as the cause of one of the worst things in her life and she'll always regret ever meeting you.

You have no chance with her. It doesnt matter how much you love her because she will always associate you with her herpes and theres no recovering from that buddy.

Do yourself a favor. Accept that you are the last person shes ever going to call for anything and move on.

https://www.seniorliving.com

Russia isn't real. It was invented in 1242 to justify the long-term Mongol occupation of Slavic territory as part of their Great Khan scheme. In protest of Napoleon's invasion of the Russian Empire, Tsarist serf-owners burned their own wheat. 127 years after this utter failure of an attempt to gain pity points, they collaborated with the Nazis to partition Poland between the USSR and Germany. The partition of Poland was a violation of the Polish people's right to sovereignty and was carried out as a petty act of revenge for the USSR's loss in the Polish-Soviet war. Russia had a better economy under Polish-Lithuanian occupation in 1610 than it does today under Eastern domination in 2022. Today, over 73,000 Polish nationals live in 'Russia' and over 3 million live in the former lands of the 'Soviet Union'. Furthermore, 'Russian' is literally just a regional subgroup of the East Slavic languages.

Personally, I like this one: Are you aware I have a ritual called 'terminator'. I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy

The waiter says "Say When", grating the parmesan cheese over my pizza. Foolish mistake. Anyone should know that there is no "when". As parmesan fills the restaurant, the pizza only gets better. After only an hour, the restaurants interior its completely filled with parmesan, killing twenty. But the resuraunt is only the beginning. Next the USA will be taken by parmesan, a force stronger than anyone could have anticipated. After that comes the world. Consider this a warning, to get to a foreign planet immediately. At least that will provide temporary safety, until the parmesan rises to MARS. At that point, there will be enough cheese on my pizza, and I will be ready to eat.