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Jan 21st 2023, 7:16:17

The waiter says "Say When", grating the parmesan cheese over my pizza. Foolish mistake. Anyone should know that there is no "when". As parmesan fills the restaurant, the pizza only gets better. After only an hour, the restaurants interior its completely filled with parmesan, killing twenty. But the resuraunt is only the beginning. Next the USA will be taken by parmesan, a force stronger than anyone could have anticipated. After that comes the world. Consider this a warning, to get to a foreign planet immediately. At least that will provide temporary safety, until the parmesan rises to MARS. At that point, there will be enough cheese on my pizza, and I will be ready to eat.

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Jan 21st 2023, 1:46:47

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

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Jan 20th 2023, 23:51:02

Is fingolfin still around? I remember him teaching me about lotr lore.

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Jan 20th 2023, 15:20:29

Originally posted by Requiem:

B-Hole, you blew it!

He didn’t only blew it.. he prolapsed…

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Jan 20th 2023, 5:56:32

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm *** retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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Jan 20th 2023, 5:52:13

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Jan 15th 2023, 5:12:24

Karnage told me his back was hurting from trying to carry LAF on his back.

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Jan 14th 2023, 20:44:22

I want to see a 1v1:

Taker (#9)

Vs

Taker (#15)

The winning gladiator gets to keep the name “Taker”
Old man strength is a real thing.

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Jan 10th 2023, 20:43:07

Derrick bigtiddy

Edited By: Coalie on Jan 10th 2023, 21:16:44
See Original Post

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Jan 10th 2023, 17:57:43

You know Derrick is actually a Darkness member right?

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Jan 8th 2023, 20:13:35

Originally posted by galleri:

Originally posted by Coalie:

Galleri has a 34" ultrawide monitor she is ready

98"
I am ready.

Send me something more than the ladies loafers with hairy legs. Was a good photo though.

Ahem those were Salvatore Ferragamo Gancini Italian loafers lol

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Jan 6th 2023, 21:01:34

Galleri has a 34" ultrawide monitor she is ready

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Dec 31st 2022, 6:42:23

asfd

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Dec 24th 2022, 4:45:13

sadf

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Dec 17th 2022, 14:06:59

Salam

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Nov 29th 2022, 20:05:56

If you retire we’re goin to be sakit hati. Itu orange darkness banyak jahat. But mereka cinta kau

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Nov 29th 2022, 20:00:59

Join me

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Nov 29th 2022, 19:59:44

I love this game because it’s a sausage fest and there’s no shortage on Dijon mustard

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Nov 16th 2022, 5:17:52

ding dong ling long

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Nov 14th 2022, 2:36:31

ABM handed out karipap and apam balik for Halloween

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Nov 11th 2022, 4:24:25

sadf

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Oct 28th 2022, 3:33:59

what happened to your friend sterlimakalkassk and magnetar?

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Oct 20th 2022, 15:22:37

You may have tickled us with your ABs but don’t forget you lost 50% of the players in your tag :).

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Oct 20th 2022, 15:21:40

By 2027 almost all the players on here will be qualified for social security

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Oct 18th 2022, 13:01:30

Set him free bring him back!!

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Oct 15th 2022, 15:49:32

Astral you’re overflowing on turns right now

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Oct 14th 2022, 5:38:05

Free Zack

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Oct 14th 2022, 5:23:49

Free Zack

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Oct 11th 2022, 15:29:36

bring him back! free Zack the Bull harambe!

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Oct 11th 2022, 15:28:53

wait, we were at war?

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Oct 5th 2022, 1:34:50

Originally posted by LittleItaly:

in 1a, started in ICN, then went to SOL. I think I played a set in TIE for SOL or something.

I also played in MET (Mors Ex Tenebris) and a clan called Vanguard... but I think those were for a server that existed before Team did? Otherwise they were in 1a. I don't remember lol.

Bonner ‘05