the Colo is Underappreciated Nobility Thread

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Dec 1st 2014, 19:30:47

Originally posted by Penguine:

braden, evolution has temporarily been put on hold. Medical technology paid for by the exploitation of Africa has led to the interbreeding of stupid white people and they are churning out moronic spineless slugs in their apartments in Toronto and Calgary. The clearest evidence I have seen of this is the increase in the cat population [/quote]

+1. Would be +10 if you included a link to some sort of cat picture.

Unless you are masturbating into a fish bowl near a nuclear power plant. Ever wonder how Aquaman came to be? [/quote]

OK, here is the cat picture:
http://www.bing.com/...CAF7&selectedIndex=28

elvesrus

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Dec 1st 2014, 19:38:16

-10 for using bing

Originally posted by crest23:

Elves is a douche on every server.

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Dec 1st 2014, 19:48:30

+11 for being Getafix

archaic

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Dec 1st 2014, 20:58:58

Do people still drink gin? I was just never a big fan of pine-needle flavored booze.

Ford, comparing jayr to Dibs is rather unfair to Dibs. Dibs is a simpleton because thats how the universe chose to make him, jayr is a simpleton because thats how jayr chose to make him.

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Dec 1st 2014, 20:59:55

I just dont care what people on an online game forum think about me...opinions are like assholes, everybodys got one

wasn't me...

VicRattlehead

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Dec 1st 2014, 22:16:22

Originally posted by archaic:

Do people still drink gin? I was just never a big fan of pine-needle flavored booze.

Gin is delicious when used appropriately. That means tonic and a lime wedge, or Tom Collinses.

braden

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Dec 1st 2014, 22:48:08

or straight. why do people drink poison? for taste or for fun? i drink it to fluff me right the fluff up.

but some of us have drinking problems. and now that i'm at home? lets go smoke drugs. yes, fun. and we wonder why i don't make it to war chats. because i am too busy trying to make use of my socialist medicine i pay seventeen thousand dollars a year for.

VicRattlehead

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Dec 1st 2014, 23:12:17

Holy fluff, Canuckian health care system buys your booze?!?!?!? I'M EMIGRATING!!!!!!!

elvesrus

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Dec 1st 2014, 23:17:39

this might help the curiosity with that braden ;)

http://news.sciencemag.org/...-shaped-primate-evolution

Originally posted by crest23:

Elves is a douche on every server.

braden

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Dec 2nd 2014, 0:13:08

if i pay to extend the meaningless life of children of those who fought to save me from fascism then the fluff little kids today better be dishing out the money to buy me nine new lungs, three new livers and an esophagus or two.

i didn't vote bolshevik, but if they force it on me i'm taking back what was mine.

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Dec 2nd 2014, 0:14:59

"The new finding not only helps shed light on the behavior of our primate ancestors, but also might explain why alcoholism"

we start with i make horrible decisions in my life, walk it back to i have a disease.. and then further walk it back to i blame evolution?

so.. how come science doesn't pay my bar tab?

archaic

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Dec 2nd 2014, 0:25:57

Science can't even pay its own bar tab

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braden

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Dec 2nd 2014, 0:30:53

and here's archaic, the only person in the science department who appreciates it when people take his work for granite..

hashtag thankyousheldon?

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Dec 3rd 2014, 5:35:29

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tellarion

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Dec 3rd 2014, 6:54:59

Archaic is a geologist?

Zorp

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Dec 3rd 2014, 8:11:03

... I see what you did there tella.

Penguine

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Dec 3rd 2014, 11:48:02

Originally posted by tellarion:

Archaic is a geologist?

He just likes getting stoned.

archaic

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Dec 3rd 2014, 14:14:12

Originally posted by Penguine:

Originally posted by tellarion:

Archaic is a geologist?

He just likes getting stoned.

Yes and yes.

There are several of us, me, Detmer, Brujo, Craig, McKinley (back in the day) - all geologists.

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Dec 3rd 2014, 16:02:42

Metallurgists make it shine!

and.. true story
I know Colo's sister

:-P

👽

VicRattlehead

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Dec 3rd 2014, 18:08:02

Biblically?

Zorp

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Dec 4th 2014, 0:59:12

Orally.

KoHeartsGPA

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Dec 4th 2014, 1:22:06

Originally posted by Zorp:

Orally.

: http://youtu.be/vauwLzvdh3w

Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
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https://youtu.be/...pxFw4?si=mCDXT3t1vmFgn0qn

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tellarion

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Dec 4th 2014, 15:02:25

Originally posted by archaic:

Originally posted by Penguine:

Originally posted by tellarion:

Archaic is a geologist?

He just likes getting stoned.

Yes and yes.

There are several of us, me, Detmer, Brujo, Craig, McKinley (back in the day) - all geologists.

Damn. I knew about bru and detmer, but I didn't know you were too :D

archaic

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Dec 4th 2014, 17:50:29

all your base metals are belong to us

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KoHeartsGPA

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Dec 4th 2014, 18:57:38

Geology is one of my favorite subjects, I'm a recreational prospector, I love it!

Penguine

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Dec 5th 2014, 12:11:30

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Geology is one of my favorite subjects, I'm a recreational prospector, I love it!

He loves going deep into holes and looking for nuggets ;)

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Dec 5th 2014, 13:41:44

Originally posted by Penguine:

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Geology is one of my favorite subjects, I'm a recreational prospector, I love it!

He loves going deep into holes and looking for nuggets ;)

Yes, searching for that illusive glory hole!

Colo

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Dec 5th 2014, 14:10:56

Yeah I was curious as to what they would allow a retard to do. Licking rocks in the back of a lab all day sounds like a good fit for archaic.

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/...s/b/b7/RandyMarsh1601.jpg

archaic

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Dec 6th 2014, 4:33:25

it beats flipping burgers I guess

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Zorp

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Dec 6th 2014, 5:57:17

Wait... Archaic is Lorde?!?!?!

Penguine

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Dec 7th 2014, 3:53:55

Originally posted by Colo:

You should check out http://southpark.cc.com/...des/s12e03-major-boobage.

Colo

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Dec 7th 2014, 7:16:44

Edited By: Colo on Dec 7th 2014, 7:32:00

Zorp

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Dec 7th 2014, 18:14:57

Originally posted by Colo:

KoHeartsGPA

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Dec 7th 2014, 19:35:43

Originally posted by Zorp:

Originally posted by Colo:

Heston

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Dec 7th 2014, 19:37:03

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Originally posted by Zorp:

Originally posted by Colo:

❤️️Nothing but❤️️💯❤️️❤️️🌺🌸🌹❤️❤️💯

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Dec 7th 2014, 21:00:04

Originally posted by Heston:

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Originally posted by Zorp:

Originally posted by Colo:

wasn't me...

archaic

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Dec 8th 2014, 5:30:03

Originally posted by Jayr:

Originally posted by Heston:

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Originally posted by Zorp:

Originally posted by Colo:

colo just finally got the acronym, didn't he?

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UpTheIrons

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Dec 10th 2014, 3:35:27

Originally posted by archaic:

Do people still drink gin? I was just never a big fan of pine-needle flavored booze.

2/3 beef eater
1/3 quality dry vermouth
stirred over ice
poured into a chilled martini glass
straight up
lemon twist

delicious

my drink of choice

gin and bitter lemon is quite good too, although bitter lemon is (unfortunately) hard to find in the states

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Dec 10th 2014, 3:42:56

Originally posted by UpTheIrons:

Originally posted by archaic:

Do people still drink gin? I was just never a big fan of pine-needle flavored booze.

Have tried Asian markets?, I used to distribute produce to Asian markets, most carried bitter lemon 😉

UpTheIrons

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Dec 10th 2014, 16:08:37

Have not tried the Asian markets. I'm usually there for my seafood so I will check it out. This place usually has most of what I'm looking for http://www.mitsuwa.com/locations/edgewater/

I've been getting the fever tree on amazon:

http://www.amazon.com/...amp;keywords=bitter+lemon

But I prefer the schweppes in the glass bottle.

archaic

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Dec 13th 2014, 20:48:03

The last word.

Savor it.

;)

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Colo

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Dec 15th 2014, 0:48:18

TTT

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Dec 16th 2014, 19:51:30

TiTTies for Colo