12 wins to go before you can justify being naked on Yonge street

*Pelvic thrusts towards rick*

The Irony of the date .... 🤣 Oh damn Apoc is here too. (Scode wrote this .... You can tell by the spelling errors.)

From the iMag fluff list archives:
05/06/2005 17:27:00 GT:797
On the morning of may 1st, imag was peacefully warring a smaller apoc in an effort to try to increase war participation and weed out inactive members. Imag outclassed apoc by roughly 20 countrys at the start of the war, and with the FS advantage and higher quality members, imag was easilly mopping the floor with apoc as had been the intent when the choice of attacking apoc was made. There was no grudge against apoc, simply that they were the right size and skill to give the new recruits some practice. It seemed that both sides were enjoying the war.

On the evening of may 1st, imag, along with The Fist (who had been fighting MX) was FS'd by a MUCH larger TIE. Apparently MX was being beaten by a smaller 'the fist' and needed their help so they called in TIE to help them. However in TIE's FS they seemed to target imag countrys roughly twice as much as fist countrys. Having sustained roughly 2/3 of the hits from the FS, half of imag's 50 some odd countries were killed in the First strike alone.

Over the next few days TIE, realizing that they were wasting their time killing off a couple of much smaller alliances who had already been warring for a while, declared war on the netgaining TD as well for no apparent reason.

On May 4th, Omega, who had been FDP'd with imag for the past few sets, declared war on TIE in defense of imag. Omega unfortunatly had been hit by multies very hard at the beginning of the set, and were slightly smaller than they have been for most of the past year. They still had 90+ active and very skilled members. The war was finally looking somewhat even to the heavilly outnumbered and disorganized smaller alliances.

Keep in mind, at this point the war was still:
TIE, MX, APOC vs Omega, imag, TD, and Fist

the 'good guys' were still way outnumbered, but they were starting to recover and put out some hits against the 'bad guys'. Omega was doing most of the heavy hitting, but imag was still managing to put out a kill or so per day which isnt too bad considering 2/3 of their countrys had been destroyed in just a short 3 days.

The war continued, somewhat even until may 6th.
IX had been at war with a number of alliances for a while, but like TIE, the IX side outnumbered and severely outclassed their opponents. Like TIE, apparently IX was bored. On may 6th, IX severly tilted the scales in favor of the 'bad guys' by FSing imag and TD. TIE and IX must be FOP'd or something? Imag has never had problems with TIE in the past and IX was an ally of imag only a few sets ago.

IX and TIE shall be dealt with accordingly pending the approval of the imag leadership's acknowleding that imag is ready to get their revenge and also pending a set where IX or TIE (whoever imag's leadership decides the current target will be) is netting. There will be no half-ass'd suicide attempt, but rather a bloody massacre of the above mentioned alliances.

This is getting copied and pasted as negative entries into TIE and IX for being scummy panks, and as a positive entry into Omega for being good allys.

Never mind you already ruined it!

*Does the sacklover shuffle while thrusting*

You trying to have a thrust off?

*Bigp starts pumping his fist while pelvic thrusting*

Don't make me put an "i" i front of every tag on alliance server!

Always nice to see a big commie. I better see an even bigger one this set!

Doug, the pie looked at me first...I couldn't help it.

Also, thank you for holding the leave summit, better luck next year 🙂

can't we all be enemies?

The mere fact you watched that makes me question your medications. lol :-)

I am offended, please delete your 1a country.

Pat’s lil pet will sound off loudly when his enemies are cheating or “allegedly” cheating but I guess he is okay with it if his guys do it. Hahah

I'm Sparticus.....and Link

Go Flyers!!! Ugh...

Yes, the ironing of bacon would be delicious.

on a side note...


How many of you guys think that having forum threads, that only exist to get your bonus points ( Bonus Threads on all server boards ), defeat the original intention of the mechanic?

Seems to me like they made it work that way to encourage people to be participating actively on the forums... but i can't think that having a dumb-ass thread where one can just post "." and meet the requisite is what they had in mind and I've always thought it completely defeated the purpose of having it.

Just me?

Im lamp

You thrust. I slap. 🥓

its a top 3 pizza topping too lol

I thought I was Link

Death to all untaggeds, spam tags and resist tags

Bacon, without the Lettuce and Tomato is just plain Bacon.

*Pelvic Thrusts toward Joe"

i have beer and pizza too. don't join either of them.. just come check out my van.

Joe, the pelvic thrust guy

We cant add evo to the list, how lame (bonus)

For the server history is dark and full of terrors..

All the chats in your discord ;)

You want me to drop the screenshots for you? Or you two got them?

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DEY EAT DE POO POO

First take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye

This same thing happened to a player named CptControl. He asked to play with a real clan with veteran players. Instead he was snatched up by a crazy snake oil salesman with false promises.

Except CptControl was singularly a lot more intelligent than the snake oil salesman's group combined. He learned quickly though. I am currently proud to call him my friend and brother-in-arms.

20 years a go we had RD and their multis , now we have LAF , mods and BD acces??? ... WOW nice form to fluff the old LAF name .. :D

For the record. After talking to Tmac, we thought a war dec would be funny coming from us on April fools day. I then realized the drama and palace intrigue around here lately would miss the “fun” of it and it would turn into a shxt show. So yes, I asked for it to be removed before someone came along and turned something fun into an argument or debate. And that’s what Tmac and I did not want to see happen. Also, we have a few folks that don’t speak English well, and I did not want someone from either side firing at one another missing the “prank” of April fools as not every culture celebrates it.