Dec 29th 2013, 7:08:43
OH GREAT, ALL-KNOWING AND BENEVOLENT XINHUAN! I COME TO YOU NOW WITH A QUESTION WHICH PERPLEXES ME TO NO END!
I SET OUT THIS EVENING TO TRY TO DETERMINE THE BASE ATTACK RESULTS OF ARTILLERY BARRAGES AT DIFFERENT NETWORTH RANGES, BUT THE RESULTS ARE CONFOUNDING!
LAST WEEK ON THE PRIMARY SERVER, I BEGAN AN ARTILLERY ASSAULT ON AN EVILDOER. HE HAD AROUND THREE TIMES MY NETWORTH. MY FIRST FIVE GLORIOUS BARRAGES EACH DESTROYED 2.5% OF HIS BUILDINGS. AND THE PEOPLE CHEERED! PAST MY FIRST FIVE RIGHTEOUS ATTACKS, I COULD NOT TELL YOU WHAT PERCENTAGE OF HIS BUILDINGS EACH ATTACK DESTROYED, BECAUSE AT THAT POINT I BEGAN TO ALSO FIRE NUCLEAR ROCKETS IN ORDER TO PROVIDE LIGHTING SO THAT THE MASSES COULD BETTER SEE THE DEVESTATION!
FIVE IS A PRETTY GOOD SAMPLE SIZE THOUGH. WOULDN'T YOU AGREE? DON'T ANSWER THAT! THAT IS NOT MY QUESTION!
TONIGHT, I CREATED A COUNTRY ON THE EXPRESS SERVER IN ORDER TO DETERMINE HOW I MIGHT IMPROVE MY DESTRUCTIVITY. I FOUND A COUNTRY WITH 0 MILITARY, GOT MYSELF TO 95% OF HIS NETWORTH, AND LET LOOSE ONE BLAST FROM MY MIGHTY PANZER. THE RESULT WAS A DESTRUCTION OF 2.26% OF MY TEST SUBJECT'S STRUCTURES. PERPLEXED, I FIRED ANOTHER ROUND. IT DESTROYED EXACTLY THE SAME NUMBER OF BUILDINGS (17) WHICH THIS TIME WAS 2.31% OF MY HAPLESS VICTIM'S THATCH HUTS. SO, I THEN DROPPED MY NETWORTH TO 89% OF HIS (THAT WAS AS LOW AS I COULD GET IT) AND FIRED ANOTHER SHELL. AGAIN, 17 BUILDINGS.. 2.36%!
I SIMPLY CANNOT UNDERSTAND THESE RESULTS! WHEN I ATTACKED WITH A COUNTRY THAT WAS 33% OF THE NETWORTH OF THE VICTIM LAST WEEK, I ACHIEVED BETTER RESULTS THAN I JUST DID WITH 95%.
I DID FIGURE ALL OF THESE PERCENTAGES ON ACTUAL BUILDINGS, NOT LAND. MY PRIMARY SERVER COUNTRY MAY HAVE HAD ABOUT 115% MILITARY STRATEGY TECH, BUT I WOULD STILL HAVE EXPECTED TO ACHIEVE MUCH BETTER RESULTS IN THE EXPRESS SERVER SCENARIO. AND NEITHER COUNTRY WAS A TYRANNY (COMMIE ON PRIMARY, DICT ON EXPRESS).
IF YOU, IN YOUR ULTIMATE WISDOM COULD SEE FIT TO BLESS ME WITH THE KNOWLEDGE OF ARTILLERY BARRAGE RESULT CACLUATION, I WOULD BE ETERNALLY GRATEFUL AND WORHIPFUL. OR, IF YOU BELIEVE THAT I SHOULD WORK FOR MY ANSWER, CAN YOU PERHAPS SEE WHERE I HAVE GONE WRONG IN MY TESTING?
HA!
SAM
CURRENT HATER OF MATH,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!